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Sassqrotch

Oooh, uh-uh. Ain't no monkey worth five dollars of my time.

About Me



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My Interests

squirrels, words, British slang, yelling.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Recently Played Tracks:

Movies:

I 3 Huckabees, Contact, Sin City

Television:

Dr. Who, Anything on Food Network, Star Trek:TNG, NANA, Ouran High School Host Club, The Venture Brothers, Little House on the Prairie

Books:

LOTR, The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Memoirs of a Geisha, Olive's Ocean, To the Lighthouse, The City of Ember, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, Cat's Cradle, The Handmaid's Tale, Sword of Truth series, His Dark Materials series, Coraline, Short Fiction

Heroes:

Newton, Clemmons, Wendy O, Karen O, Frank Sinatra, all moms, J.K. Rowling, people who work at fast food restaurants, idealists, doers

My Blog

At Long Last... a song with my name in it!!

Currently playing on my profile is the song "Kelly" by the Austrailian electro-pop band Van She (Modular Records). To understand how excited I am about this, you have to understand that for the last f...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:03:00 PST

"And the Iraq everywhere like such as."

We've got to start buying maps for people in south africa people! That's the only way American education will ever get bettered. ...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

Lolcat is lolling @ yu

So, due to copious amounts of studying and the devotion of my precious free time to such fulfilling tasks as figuring out how to work the remote control for my airconditioner,  I haven't been tro...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

Canada

I thought people from Canada were cool.Not cool in that, I can name every David Bowie album in chronological order and  can make crepes at home kind of way, but just laid back and easygoing peopl...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

I submit, for your approval...

a guy who needs to get the shit kicked out of him... badly.http://www.myspace.com/lukasrossitv"The Beginning has begun..." At least that's what his profile quote says. Quite a relief actually. I would...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

Harry Potter Book 7 Predictions

-Voldemort will die (duh)-Hagrid will die (alchemical pattern theory)-Harry will live and will go on to become the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts (there's been plenty of foreshadowi...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

Make your own Simpsons avatar

The Simpsons Movie website has a flash where you can make your own Simpsons avatar. But then, you probably already knew about that. ...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

Which Battle Royale Character Are You

Yeah, so it's a crappy quiz thing. But it's Battle Royale!! Come on!            Battle Royale- your inner killer?        chig...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Fecal Film

I was looking through IMDB trying to get an idea of some movies that I want to watch when I get some free time here. I was looking at the user-rated "Top 200 movies" list, and after I had finished, I ...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

a Kelly-made myspace survey list thingy

These always suck, so I made one myself that doesn't suck as much with questions I might actually be interested in hearing the answers to-- none of that "who made you smile today?" bullshit. Please fi...
Posted by Sassqrotch on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:51:00 PST