Commander

I am, more than likely, the hairiest man human that you will ever meet…so if you do not like hairy dudes….do not talk to me, because you will not like me...because I, like I said before, am a hairy man dude…And there is a good chance that I will not like you…because you will obviously be a hair discrimnist…and I do not like discrimnists….and yes, I said “discrimnist”…twice even(three times, if you want to get technical), and if you don’t like the fact that I frequently make up words then do not talk to me…because I frequently make up words as well. If, by chance, you find someone to match my hairyosity…aside from Douglas Mesich…send them to me….for we shall have some form of a manly competition of power(Over the Top/Regulation arm wrestling, most likely).
Also…you may notice that I use ellipses to a degree that you may find offensive. If this is the case….I am afraid that you may want to stay clear of me and my people…..for there is nothing to stop my insatiable need for ellipsation.
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