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About Me

I like to think I can do sweet ninja moves only to find that the things you see in the movies aren't real. I constantly forget that I am in public. I hate people who give the fake answer and fake people in general. I enjoy doing acrobatics through a bathroom window to conquer America (you won't get it if you are not a Moto), driving to the armpit of civilization with my Moto, eating Chicken McNuggets in a carwash and singing This little light of mine or other favorites like Skinamarinky dinky dink. I appreciate the glory of the Axl Rose dance, sharing cabs with crazy drunks and making the taxi driver go down the big hill and love to spit my drink in my friends face just for shits and giggles ("look I'm a whale!") and obviously be a little crazy!

My Interests

I make soap and knit which makes me sound like a fucking hippie but I am not. I love taking pictures (I have mad skills as proven at Tip a King) and making scrapbooks. I love going to shows and grabbing ass and basically being a little crazy, which I refer to as old time Heidi. I also like to miniature golf but there is a 3 inch heel minimum and you must float things in the water hazards such as innocent stuffed dogs (named Russell) in paper boats (apparently it is not a proper flotation device) and let Elvis ride again. I love to travel and I spank myself and others constantly but not in a dirty way it is just a habit.

I'd like to meet:

I am really just on here to stop the harassment that I receive for not being on MySpace but I always like to meet people who will make me laugh!

Music:

Mostly I like punk but other stuff is ok too. Flogging Molly, Social D, Angry Samoans, Subhumans, The Clash, Street Dogs, Cockney Rejects, Ignite, Tilt, the Business, 4 Skins, Dance Hall Crashers, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Stiff Little Fingers, Exploited, Minor Threat, NOFX, Lagwagon, Rancid, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Billy Idol, Elvis, Old Soul Asylum, old school gangster rap and so much more...

Movies:

So I Married an Axe Murderer, Gone With the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Mansfield Park, The Notebook, Ever After and many more girly movies basically anything that will make me cry (either from laughter or sorrow)

Television:

I was not a big TV watcher until recently but now I have "my shows": Desperate Housewives (my husband got me started on it), House (because he has the beside manner of a rabid wolverine), and Lost because I just can't stop.

Books:

Anything by Jane Austen, Catch-22, Three Black Skirts, You're Worthless (because anyone who says that "the Amish are fucking retards" is awesome).

Heroes:

Your Mom!

My Blog

Blue....It’s not just a color

Okay so I am only posting this like two years late but whatever. I really should have Moto here with me to help me with this....I am sure she will comment any corrections she has. So in A...
Posted by Hidit on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

Explanations

So it is time to explain a few things on my profile.....not that anyone cares but it is fun for me...it goes along with tell me a story but you have to start it with "Stop me if you have heard this on...
Posted by Hidit on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

Wacky Adventures in the LBC

OK..Just a warning my blogs tend to long and boring and have no point and are only funny if you were there so you may not want to read this unless you need a bedtime story.... I am not even sure ...
Posted by Hidit on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:04:00 PST

Misadventures in Miniature Golf

This will help to clarify some of my "About Me" section. So I love Miniature Golf, (I hate regular golf) but I feel it is necessary to play both courses and only pay for one (I know I am suc...
Posted by Hidit on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 08:33:00 PST