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Derek Zoolander

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About Me

My Height is Perfect. I weigh Pre Purge, 192-Post Purge, 170. You're only as old as the girl you're sleeping with so i guess that makes me 18. My Favorite Look is Blue Steel if it's rainy. If it's sunny I'm all about Le Tigre. But i think that goes without saying. My favorite food is anything that doesn't look gross on the way back up. Definetly not meat loaf. My favorite Modeling location was probably the North Pole. I got to meet Santa. Nice guy. One of the few fat people that i didn't find totally disgusting. You're asking when i lost my virginity?? o.. well you're only as old as the person you lose your virginity to. So, i guess i was 53. If i was to have lunch with any person, living or dead, throughout history, i dont know who it would be.. I mean it really depends on where we're having lunch. for instance, I definetly wouldn't want to take Hitler to the Carnegie Deli. I think that my best feature would be my Nose. Or My eyes. Actually my cheekbones are pretty outstanding. But, honestly, my abs probably get the most attention. Unless I'm in a swimsuit, then my Legs. Of course, my hair's nothing to sneeze at.
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My Interests

My interests happen to be being more ridiculously good looking even though i dont think that is possible with mankind existence.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the guy who created male models. He must have been pretty smart to create me.. Because to fiddle with all of my outstanding features must have taken a long time. I would like to meet all of you "people" on myspace.. But i cant read well.. I can't respond to all of your messages because i have my own life to, you know. I am busy modeling around the world and sometimes in outerspace for some superior photoshoots. So don't be offended if i do not respond to your messages or comments.

Music:

I like classical music, especially the Thong Song by Sisqo.

Movies:

Anything with John Forsythe in it. The man's the greatest male model who ever lived, and he doesn't even know it. I like the movie called " How to become ridiculously good looking like Derek "

Television:

My favorite TV show is Citizen Kane. I basically love John Candy.

Books:

I just read the first two paragraphs of the novel by Britney Spears and her mother, and it's already my favorite book. Brava!

Heroes:

My heroes happen to be my Pops. My mom. I really love to see modeling people who are ridiculously good looking like me. I am really fond of that guy named "God" i want to meet him, i have heard so much about him but i dont know where to find him. hmm. So far those are the heroes in my life.