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kayley

pretty eyes. pirate smile.

About Me

I'm a starving artiste that thinks Food is the all-time best art form. A good restaurant will get me excited any day. but then again...So will a good movie, a good book, a good joke (although, that is subjective, I'm really a fan of incredibly bad puns), a good smile. ooh! and a bubble bath! lol. it doesn't take much.I paint.In the summer I am the best goddamn fruitwench ever for a wonderful fruitstand. In the winter, I miss school a little and work whatever job pays the best and sketch my gorgeous ass off.I like shows. And boys (and girls) that are true musicians. I love watching a band more than listening to one. and dancing to one even more than that.Really, I just want to have a good time. I want to see the world twice and live everywhere once. And I'm always up for a good laugh, delishes eats, and a fabulous adventure.I love grammar. And trees, and water. Sexily sheek cars. Shopping when I find something I have to love. Shopping in general. Singapore Slings. drunk dancing. road trips. fruit salad. garden tomatoes. movie days, and nights of debauchery. not true debauch, just painting the town red... and yellow. eyes and scruffy facial hair. blueberry pie.I loathe bad drivers and (having worked in customer service most of my life) bad customer service. really really really really muscled guys. ew. bad sammiches. bugs that are capable of attacking me. ooooor crawling into my body. euuuuuugh. being sick, even homesick. dust.

My Interests

colours. and therefore fingerpaints. dreams. sex. indifference. bubblebaths. dancing in the rain, singing in the shower. love, true love. cheesy movies. movement. exhiliration. travelling adventures of wonderfulness.

I'd like to meet:

lover not fighters. or fighters who fight for love.musicians with flying fingers.anyone who can make me laugh more than once.

Music:

mastodon, queen, death cab for cutie, elton john, ben folds, ben kweller, sueisfine, the wayback, sufjan stevens, stars, the futureheads, modest mouse, brighteyes, pink floyd, led zeppelin, air, american analog set, sigur ros, and you will know us by the trail of the dead... imogene heap, apostle of hustle, arcade fire, beck, bran van 3000, the doors, nirvana, gary jules, bjork, carly simon, broken social scene, echo and the bunnymen, orangutang, chad vangaalen, elliot smith, everclear, the firetheft, foo fighters, the frames, elvis (because he is the king), michael jackson circa can't get enough, frank sinatra and the rest of the crooners, ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, heart, hole, jefferson airplane but not really starship, the kinks, in flames, iron and wine, joy division, james taylor, simple plan (guilty pleasure - Addicted style ahaha i'm a dick i'm addicted to you genius), kaki king, johnny cash, kangoskatbot, low, belle and sebastian, the beta band, the magnetic fields, marvin gaye, barry white, meatloaf, metric, mohammed rafi, moneen, the most serene republic, at the drive in, nancy wilson, outkast (or andre 3000, whichever), pointer sisters, radiohead, the rapture, the rheostatics (any band that makes a "kids" album, writes a book to go with it and then illustrates that book... i will love), the sea and cake, simple minds, smashing pumpkins, spiritualized, the stills!!!!!, the weakerthans, the who, vivaldi, the zombies, war, david bowie.

Movies:

amelie. donnie darko. baz luhrman's romeo and juliet. detroit rock city. breakfast at tiffanys. the royal tenenbaum's. monty python and the holy grail. super troopers. a fish called wanda. lost in translation. high fidelity (due to top fives). edward scissorhands. clerks and clerks II. mallrats. wayne's world and wayne's world II.

Television:

mmmm.... no.

Books:

big yes to books in general. world according to garp and self being the best of the best of the best... of the best.

My Blog

not one strawberry pancake.

just went to T's profile for the first time since man learned to walk. and the fucking strawberry pancake bicycle whathaveyou thing is gone. if you know what i'm talking about, and you love me... or l...
Posted by kayley on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

christmas ills

I have this raunchy nose/throat thing, for which I should probably be seeing an eye/nose/throat guy. I don't see anything wrong with my eyes yet, but who bloody knows. Work was hellish today...
Posted by kayley on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

threadless love

oh how i love threadless dot com. http://www.threadless.com/product/312/Para_Poppins http://www.threadless.com/product/680/Camouflage   favourite: http://www.threadless.com/product/662/Watch_The_...
Posted by kayley on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

snow job 2006

the snow is oh-so-perfect. christmas-time can now officially begin. and along with it all those glorious christmas-type activities and events i so miss the rest of the year. oh yes, my family hops on...
Posted by kayley on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

trail of the dead...

welp, best show i've ever seen. possibly excluding some folkfest acts: i did love those gorgeous africans. never having heard Blood Brothers before, i must say i am greatly impressed. buuuut i was Muc...
Posted by kayley on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

boring days and big plans

being back in the bay has been uneventful, weirdly uneventful. i taught myself to knit last week, and now have a bewwyutiful blue scarf to show for my efforts. i've also been painting landscapes like ...
Posted by kayley on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

in t-dot with t-bag

Here I am, Kayley-Small-Town-Girl in the big city. And I love it here, I truly do. I could get a job in a heartbeat and live here the rest of my life: start school at OCAD next year, t'would all be gl...
Posted by kayley on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

classy porn and kettle corn

rhyming title! i've decided there is nothing better than a smidge of classy porn. not erotica... or possibly erotica, it's possible that i just loathe that word so much that i can't attribute it to a...
Posted by kayley on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

bitches and bathroom noods

today was my very last valley fresh day. to commemorate the occasion i am going on a drink fest with the bosses. madhouse style. this old cantankerous man came to the stand today. "yoooou bitch"(sho...
Posted by kayley on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:31:00 PST

tooth dreams and wind up.

muaaaahahahahha lazy man's blogging: excerpts from uber recent live journal.   sad teeth i pushed on one with my tongue and it was loose. and right away i had this intense fear that i would...
Posted by kayley on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST