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not on the CRAZYTRAIN

The tijuana slinger is the new mimosa.

About Me

I'm in my twenty-third year of life. I attend college and work as a medical receptionist (office assistant) for a private clinic. In my spare time I watch David Hasselhoff videos and read poetry. I feel as though these things are designed to

My Interests

writing, literature, poetry, drama, art, history, french, architecture, photography, music, pathology, mortuary sciences, dance, song, clubs, europe, culture, fashion, web design, make up, and celebrity gossip.

I'd like to meet:

He can be my funky president any day.

Music:


radiohead, tegan and sara, u.n.k.l.e., ludacris, tricky, trick daddy, jay z, snoop dogg, portishead, pj harvey, hybrid, simon boswell, hurricane chris, baby boy the prince, t pain, ratt, poison, journey, the doors, mozart, rachmaninoff, little t, bubba sparks, kanye west, r kelly, blonde redhead, elton john, cyndi lauper, madonna, massive attack, tom waits, zz top, boston, scorpions, twisted sister, john mayer, elliot smith, elliot yamin, amy winehouse, beethoven, danny elfman, trevor jones, hans zimmer, Q lazzarus, queen, public enemy, the police, the ramones, the clash, the smiths, the cure, pink nasty, hot chip, rhymefest, bloc party, pedro the lion, peaches, pink floyd, pale horse and rider, owls, outhere brothers, chemical brothers, dust brothers, beck, seal paul, prince, the new pornographers, robbers on high street, neutral milk hotel, mxpx, bright eyes, nelly, nate dogg, naughty by nature, fifty cent, a tribe called quest, adam and the ants, hall and oats, air, akon, alan sparhawk, angie martinez, aphex twin, asia, b-52's, ayumi hamasaki, bauhaus, brian eno, beastie boys, ben folds, ben kweller, billy squire, billy joel, birdman, bjork, brazilian girls, brand nubian, theivery corporation, broken social scene, buckcherry, bush, the cinematics, common, commodores, corey hart, damien rice, hootie and the blowfish, danger mouse, dead or alive, will smith, distillers, dfa, dujeous, fabolous, firey furnaces, fiona apple, the fugees, future sound of london, gang of four, girl talk, gray kid, dead man's bones, grant lee buffalo, house of pain, ian brown, imogen heap, ivory elephant, j-kwon, jem, joan jett, jochen trappe, justin timberlake, junior boys, kaki king, kelis, kate bush, the killers, lady sovereign, ladytron, velvet underground, underworld, lou reed, low, the knife, the make up, mandalay, marvin gaye, men at work, miles davis, nina simone, etta james, ella fitzgerald, frank sinatra, richard cheese, mogwai, motley crew, modest mouse, missy elliot, muse, nada surf, razorlight, remy ma, rick james, rob zombie, robbers on high street, rupaul, sarah mclachlan, say anything, hellogoodbye, sean kingston, scissor sisters, shirley bassy, tom jones, siouxsie and the banshees, skull snaps, sleater-kinney, smashing pumpkins, smile empty soul, soft cell, steeles, the strays, sugarcult, super furry animals, talking heads, tea leo and the pharmacists, three six mafia, ti, tiffany, timbaland, morris day and the time, too short, velvet teen, white zombie, yeah yeah yeahs, yo la tengo, zero 7 -- you could say... I like a lot of music.

Movies:

trainspotting, good burger, to wong foo, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, city of lost children, half nelson, hotel rwanda, 8 mm, clay pigeons, grandma's boy, super troopers, jay and silent bob strike back, die hard series, hellraiser series, teenage mutant ninja turtles series, spiderman series, what lies beneath, amores perros, y tu mama tambien, broken english, cache, pan's labyrinth, fracture, hannibal, red dragon, man hunter, silence of the lambs, hannibal rising, wishmaster, dr. strangelove, streetcar named desire, bridge, shallow grave, velvet goldmine, labyrinth, legend, fletch, the jerk, johnny english, totally awesome, seven, cable guy, ace ventura, united states of leland, the red violin, black snake moan, casablanca, gettysburg, gladiator, 300, dear frankie, timeline, the reckoning, firewall, indiana jones series, mummy series, hot fuzz, sean of the dead, big nothing, practical magic, mary poppins, wizard of oz, the wiz, renaissance, bond series, shooter, smokin' aces, school of life, school of rock, orange county, envy, enemey of the state, i, robot, final cut, the wisdom of crocodiles, audition, nightmare before christmas, big fish, batman series, machinist, dancer in the dark, bodysong, eye of the beholder, notebook, what dreams may come, frida, hostage, art school confidential, walking tall, be cool, wedding crashers, there's something about mary, wedding singer, swingers, made, get shorty, analyze this, analyze that, sleepers, taxi driver, scarface, meet the parents, meet the fockers, sin city, everything is illuminated, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, star wars...What can I say? I watch a lot of movies.

Television:

Prison Break, Dexter, COPS, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Law and Order SVU, CSI, Nip/Tuck, Forensic Files, Little Britain, Flavor of Love, Boondocks.

Books:

Unlike all of my friends, I actually LIKE to read. I've read many a good book, so I may have a recommendation for you if you have one for me.

Heroes:

Batman and everyone who's ever pushed me to better myself.

My Blog

do my homework for me.

Still left on the plate:Revise ten poems, put into portfolio.Attempt to get a reprint of joker block.Finish proposal and turn it in by Wednesday.Talk to Stacy about the funding for London.-- So that p...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:21:00 PST

Because you’re worth it.

Leave your name and...1.) I'll respond with something random about you.2.) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3.) I'll pick a color that associated with you.4.) I'll tell you something I ...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:21:00 PST

No, i would rather just listen to music.

SIDE A01. Spanish Beat -- M & F.02. Culo -- Pitbull ft. Lil Jon.03. Me Quiere -- Sean Paul.04. Hey Baby -- Voltio ft. Yowel and Randy.05. No Hay Igual -- Nelly Furtado ft. Calle 13.SIDE B06. Gasol...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

for being a pacifist, I am war-obsessed.

I have no idea what it is about the Syrian desert that makes me so interested in writing about it. I don’t like war. I don’t like guns. I don’t think I have ever found a military man...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

oh noetry: Lover

I came into this house on the footfalls of conspiracy echoing down the hall where the coat rack was left empty; the tiny hook twinkling like a gallows pole. I should have known to stop there and hang ...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST

An anecdote about war: unfinished unhurried.

What do I know about war? I have only seen those Hollywood films where the hero saves a village -- lots of explosions, fires, guns and glory. They make it seem so simple, like youshow up, play a game ...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:50:00 PST

Oh noetry: Dark.

You hear it first, that subtle shudder of catgut and horsehair, finely singing a bow and a string on German wood. It licks up your spine, shaking chimes until the hair on your neck raises. Goosefle...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

the foreigner.

telephonically speaking, I can hear your pulse over miles of wirelike morse code, tap tap tapping at the silence until you reach mein the middle of the night  a gentleman caller! but you sir, are non...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

mama was a mambo queen.

Je ne T'aime plusMon amourJe ne T'aime plusTous les joursParfois J'aimerais mourirTellement J'ai voulu croireParfois J'aimerais mourirPour ne plus rien avoirParfois J'aimerais mourirPour plus jamais t...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:38:00 PST

You know the rules.

Pop eighties music just happens to put me out of any funk that I may or may not be in.I still have to write a poem and do some drawings. I might do that when I get home from work tonight. It's pretty ...
Posted by not on the CRAZYTRAIN on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST