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Lauren*

have yourself a nice cup of shut the hell up

About Me

"I cant ski, I cant ride, I cant speak latin, my legs only come up to here and yes I will always be just a little bit fat."
Bridget Jones


I decided to write something that makes (some) sense here as it's better than writing an essay. I hate essays and so constantly procrastinate on here and facebook. I do love uni though, great people and times and stuff. I live with 2 madwomen - Katie & Lizzie. At the moment I can hear Katie singing in a very high pitched voice.. oh wait, she stopped... and is now pretending to be a horse. See I told you she's a madwoman. Lizzie has buggered off to London, but I still love her coz she's coming home tomorrow. I like it when Sam, Jason and Theo come to visit at the weekend, we have a jolly good bumming time! We're all going camping in Cornwall this summer, it's going to be the bestest holiday innit. I love cuddles. I am very ticklish. I love having the giggles. I go to salsa dancing classes at uni, it's rather exciting and fun! I tend to laugh hysterically at things that aren't even funny and people give me wierd looks. Especially when I laugh to myself in the street, yea thats always fun. In August I'm moving to America, for a year abroad as part of my course, studying film at University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Tis going to be ace, apart from room share (arrgh) and I will miss all my special people lots. I grew up in Thornton Heath - the scummy part of Croydon. I like Canterbury because it's nothing like there, although the chavs seem to be coming out now it's getting warmer. Yesterday I discovered that Herne Bay is only a 20 minute drive from Canterbury, this makes me happy and I plan on going there more. I miss all my London friends when I'm in Canterbury and all my Canterbury friends when I'm in London... can't win really, but I cope. Anyhoo I'm going to town now to buy milk and bread (what a thrilling life eh) and I have rambled lots so I will say au revoir mes amis!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


If you have these people, pop them in the post to me yea? bum.

Zach Braff, Jonny Depp, Adam Brody, Orlando Bloom, Jamie Cullum, Joss Stone, the cast of Friends, Natalie Portman, Steven Spielberg, Mitchell & Webb, Kevin Spacey, Vivienne Westwood, Annie Leibovitz, Rod Stewart, Kris Marshall, Noel Fielding, Russell Brand, Robert Lindsay and YOU



My Blog

Cornwall 07

(I finally got round to writing about our week in Cornish land...)   Day 1 in the tent. After a lot of last minute kerfuffle (I like that word) with people dropping out and trying to squish vari...
Posted by Lauren* on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

If you don't like rambing things then look away now....   Gargh I have been sneezing like a lunatic for the past week and it is really pissing me off. Hayfever sucks arse. I is all alone at the m...
Posted by Lauren* on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

Blah.

I don't know exactly why, but today I started to write various people letters randomly. And I don't really know why I'm writing this in a blog. Hmmm. Come and see me in Canterbury this week peopl...
Posted by Lauren* on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

Extravagant, moi?

I am watching Natural World and have decided I want an African forest elephant and a gorilla. Extravagant, moi? Reading the yahoo! news earlier (classy, yes) I saw the headline 'Mohamme...
Posted by Lauren* on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST

05/06/2007

The past few days I have been feeling really lazy, like I need to get out and do something, anything. When I finished uni for the year just over a month ago it was a great feeling, I'd (hopefully) pa...
Posted by Lauren* on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

les boys qui sont beautiful

THE list of les beautiful garcons as compiled by myself & tina. we officially bum all these people.* russell brand * the exit ten boys * burn gorman * rod stewart * david bowie * johnny ...
Posted by Lauren* on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

ach.

not good: bus drivers are complete wankholes. THREE drove past the bus stop and NONE stopped for me despite the fact i put my hand out. which means i am now at home when i should be salsa dancing. hmp...
Posted by Lauren* on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

le sex

THE list of le sex as compiled by myself & tina. we officially bum all these people.* russell brand * the exit ten boys * burn gorman * rod stewart * david bowie * johnny depp * zach braff* hugh jackm...
Posted by Lauren* on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST

America here I come...

So.Over the past 2 weeks I (along with fellow american studies guys and gals) have had the agonising wait of finding out where I am going to be spending the next academic year of my life. This week I ...
Posted by Lauren* on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

Pikku Myy

I have just had the coldest shower known to man.... no, I'm not a freak who enjoys cold showers in the winter, for some gay reason our hot water has decided not to work. Bollocks. It would be simple e...
Posted by Lauren* on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST