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James

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

LEAVE! Flee this wretched site while you still can! Avoid it like heroin! Unless you're a heroin addict already! In which case, avoid it like the cops! Unless you're a heroin-dealing corrupt cop! In which case, you're a bad person and you should feel bad about yourself. Shame. You make Buddha cry while he eats. It's not a pretty site. Fuck, why am I still talking? Why are you still reading! Flee! Expect nothing more from this site!TO REITERATE: James = not here. I visit this site a couple times a year. Half of my profile isn't relevant anymore. If you read my profile and think I'm awesome, chances are I've changed to be a spastic asshole or some such sort. If you read my profile and think that I'm a spastic asshole or some such sort, then I'm probably awesome by now. But for the love of burritos, don't contact me through here. AIM is GumOtaku. This will be much faster.Old crap that I'm too lazy to review to see if I should delete or not:Hmm... about me... how can I put this... without blowing your mind...One part Chomsky, one part Thoreau, and one part Palahniuk. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, put down the remote and READ A BOOK! Yeah, I tend to rant. If I sound just plain arrogant, my apologies. In real life, I sound arrogant with a trippy accent.

My Interests

For starters, politics and other global issues. I'm one who enjoys to absorb more commentary than spitting it out. So rant at me to your heart's content. I'll hear you out, but then crush you with my incredible logic. I'm also a black belt in Shotokan Karate, and into all other things Japanese.

I'd like to meet:

Anything but the ordinary. Give me someone who doesn't try to emulate the TV. I guess you would call me picky for wanting an INTELLIGENT person in ORANGE COUNTY. But what can I say, I have high standards. If you're feeling lucky, IM me on AIM at GumOtaku.

Music:

Take a glance at my library of 3000+ songs, and chances are you'll only recognize 3 or 4. Because mainstream American music is dead. You're either in denial or deaf if you think otherwise. And since I see everyone else listing bands, I'm going to mindlessly conform and make a list... but just of a few bands! You get what I give you and LIKE IT! And if you so much as RECOGNIZE any of these bands... we will lie naked on the floor together. Because we're special. Anyway, I list now: Dragon Ash, A Silver Mt. Zion, Melt-Banana, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Yuki Kajiura, Do As Infinity, The Microphones, Dead Can Dance, Text, AND SO ENDS THE LIST! I don't wanna spoil you...

Movies:

Well, pretty much the same blurb as above. Movies nowadays are pitiful. Do yourself a favor and watch an indie/foreign movie at the UCI theatre. Or try reading ratings for a change. The American populous has not grasped the connection of bad ratings = bad movie.

Television:

OK, I'm not such an intellectual prick that I don't watch TV. I'm an Adult Swim addict and a regular Daily Show viewer. A little extra Comedy Central whenever insomnia's hitting, but that about wraps it up for my TV schedule. Deal with it.

Books:

Ah, books. Can't put down a good Palahniuk book. Plath is always fine for rainy days. Selby is always fine for days when the rain travels at 400 mph burning through your roof into your heart. And I enjoy a manga every now and then.

Heroes:

In short, revolutionaries. Social or political. This includes anyone from Jesus and MLK Jr. to Hugh Hefner and Timothy Leary. Most are nameless. Like that tank guy from Tibet, whats-his-name. Sometimes they're soldiers. Sometimes they fight soldiers. Either way, they prove an individual can alter an entire society. One of us should probably get working on that...

My Blog

Second impressions

Hope #1 has herpes. And it's spreading like wild fire to other hopes. Because Hope #1 is a dirty whore. Is there not a single person with good musical tastes? I find the occassional Postal Service ...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Impression of MySpace.com

OK, I've been browsing around MySpace.com a bit, and I started out with low expections, but I did have certain hopes. Hope #1: Someone would have a profile that didn't include the phrase "I LUV HAN...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST