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benjamin robot

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Member Since: 13/11/2007
Band Members: F.Y.I...Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas. Play "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a length of drainpipe and a cricket ball. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in your hand and constantly looking up into the sky. Want something different to brick-paved driveway? Collecting the rubber from shredded lorry tyres from the motorways and laying them on your drive provides a decorative finish, is weather proof and silent! Save on wasted effort using crap nutcrackers by having a pet squirrel who will eagerly nibble the nuts open for you at which point you can take them off him and eat the contents. Trouble lighting the barbecue? Use a combination of red and orange crepe paper so even if it fails to light the coloured crepe paper will look as if its really blazing!
Influences: benjamin robot likes...talking about himself in the third person...when the shell of a boiled egg comes off in one or two peels...eggs in general (not necessarily their taste)...pets with very ordinary human names (i’m going to call my cat Kevin or David or Andrew)...peircing the metalic film on jars of instant coffee with a spoon...wearing brand new socks and pants...the pop of a cork...when the time on my watch is 11:11 or 22:22 or 00:00...when people trip on the street...slicing mushrooms...watching Gene Wilder...
Sounds Like: the devil with a shrimps face riding a shire horse at a healthy gallop.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

NEW HORRORSHOW TUNE UP! Features a reading from ’A Clockwork Orange’

What giveth little droogies? There is a new tune up called 'Telephonic Hardware' which features an extract from my favourite book by the great Anthony Burgess; A Clockwork Orange. My good fr...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:18:00 GMT

Free Magic Beans!

I've now got three...(did he say three?, Yes THREE!) tunes up on my myspace site and I really want you to have a listen to them and post a comment  there. You could try posting this message to ju...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:17:00 GMT

New tune up

HI, I have just put a new tune up called 'Nobody Loves an Albatross' because really, who does? I have taken the old ones down beacause they were a bit lame but still they were all part of the lea...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:13:00 GMT