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Melissa

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I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor . "Melissa" A poem by Emily Townsend/Melissa is so darn sweet/ Knowing her is a real treat/ She's a gal you need to meet/ She's so sexy she generates heat//She really really doesn't like birds/ She likes them less than eating turds/ We should cut her into thirds/ And clone Melissa 'til we have her in herds//Melissa's so clean she smells of honey/ If we whored her on the street we'd make lots of money/ She's cute and fluffy like a bunny/ Not only that, but she's also very funny//If when you see her you are mean/ I'll fuck you up so hard it will be obscene/ I know I'm skinny, but I'm wiry and lean/ So don't be mean to Melissa, she's one cool teen//So Melissa, what's shakin'/ You're so sweet I wanna use you as my bacon/ If you were gay, sweet love we'd be makin'/ So hard that the earth would be quakin'//Sorry that last stanza was a little bit creepy/ I guess I am kind of sleepy/ Don't get mad or I'll get weepy/ Damn, what else ends in eepy?//If Melissa was on my baseball team, she'd be first to bat/ Probably because I don't see so good, how about that/ She's warm and fuzzy like a KITTY-cat/ If she did yoga, she'd have a yoga mat//Melissa is so darn swell/ If she was at a ball, she'd be the bell/ If you disagree you're going to hell/ For Melissa's perfect, down to her very last cell//So Melissa...HEY!/ I just want to say You're better than Lauren Fuckwhore anyway/ We should go play/ Down by the bay/ In May/ Tell Stephen that I am gay/ But only for you do I fly that way/ Have a nice day/ OKAY//This was the best poem ever/ God damnit am I clever/ If you don't think so your head I will sever/ Just kiddin, I would never//Alright, I'm now feeling shy/ So I must reallly and truly say.../ Goodbye//

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