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How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor . "Melissa" A poem by Emily Townsend/Melissa is so darn sweet/
Knowing her is a real treat/
She's a gal you need to meet/
She's so sexy she generates heat//She really really doesn't like birds/
She likes them less than eating turds/
We should cut her into thirds/
And clone Melissa 'til we have her in herds//Melissa's so clean she smells of honey/
If we whored her on the street we'd make lots of money/
She's cute and fluffy like a bunny/
Not only that, but she's also very funny//If when you see her you are mean/
I'll fuck you up so hard it will be obscene/
I know I'm skinny, but I'm wiry and lean/
So don't be mean to Melissa, she's one cool teen//So Melissa, what's shakin'/
You're so sweet I wanna use you as my bacon/
If you were gay, sweet love we'd be makin'/
So hard that the earth would be quakin'//Sorry that last stanza was a little bit creepy/
I guess I am kind of sleepy/
Don't get mad or I'll get weepy/
Damn, what else ends in eepy?//If Melissa was on my baseball team, she'd be first to bat/
Probably because I don't see so good, how about that/
She's warm and fuzzy like a KITTY-cat/
If she did yoga, she'd have a yoga mat//Melissa is so darn swell/
If she was at a ball, she'd be the bell/
If you disagree you're going to hell/
For Melissa's perfect, down to her very last cell//So Melissa...HEY!/
I just want to say
You're better than Lauren Fuckwhore anyway/
We should go play/
Down by the bay/
In May/
Tell Stephen that I am gay/
But only for you do I fly that way/
Have a nice day/
OKAY//This was the best poem ever/
God damnit am I clever/
If you don't think so your head I will sever/
Just kiddin, I would never//Alright, I'm now feeling shy/
So I must reallly and truly say.../
Goodbye//
