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Assy McAssington Part DooDoo

About Me

I finally made a profile 'cause Tommy wants to harass me. yippee.Oh, and about me? I like Beer, my cats, being non-committal, long walks in the park, then more beer, riding my bike really fast, recycling, talking shit, playing the lottery but not checking the tickets 'til the next morning so I can have sweet night "day dreams" about being a mega-millionaire when I wake up (I hate to go to bed disappointed)... and I like to cook.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: S.U.E.
Birthday: 12/26/75
Birthplace: PA
Current Location: VA
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown/red
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Serb and Irish. Maybe some German 'cause my grand dad looked like a Nazi
The Shoes You Wore Today: blue tennis shoes
Your Weakness: left bicep
Your Fears: spiders and mayonnaise
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it til new years
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never touch the stuff
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck! again?!
Your Best Physical Feature: my twat
Your Bedtime: zen-style cooking, beer, daily show, bed
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget
Pepsi or Coke: jameson's
MacDonalds or Burger King: leftovers
Single or Group Dates: orgy only
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homebrew
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: only on the weekends
Do you Smoke: yes 'cause i'm super hot
Do you Swear: i can't fucking stop
Do you Sing: beautifully
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: back in again!
Do you want to get Married: not really, but engagement rings sure are pretty!
Do you believe in yourself: of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes. it sucks
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: 31yr old orphan
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: i try, alright- not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: i quit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hopefully- told ya i quit smoking!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39; probably not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i hope not
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi=YUM
In the past month have you been on Stage: close to it- but only to politely request a song they couldn't fucking play. i'm sorry but who DOESN'T know Shout at the Devil???
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if it's summer, the answer is yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes! toilet paper
Ever been Drunk: ridiculously so
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, but the other guy didn't look so hot either
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: implosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: don't believe the hype
What country would you most like to Visit: ask me where i don't want to go, the list will be shorter
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall
Weight: big weiner
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to know better
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: don't know- they're no longer filled
Number of Tattoos: 1 that needs some work
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why bother?

My Interests

Pinball. Hotdogs (sorry McCarthy) Going places other than Megan's :) you payin' attention McCarthy? Come to Richmond jerk! Snowboarding. Beach. Walkin' around. Drinkin' drinks and acting like a jackass when I do. Dancin' like a douchebag. Going to rock n' roll shows.

Music:

Lots of stuff, most of which isn't on the radio. WRIR's good sometimes. I do a pretty mean version of Patsy Cline when I'm feeling extra bloo...Thanks dad.

Movies:

Lots of those too...Royal Tenenbaums. in general-Wes Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Coen Bros. or Todd Solondz. Boondock Saints-yeah, I heard it's not cool anymore.. Orgazmo= awesome. Baseketball. Goodfellows. Kill Bill. Happiness. Very Bad Things. Smokey & the Bandit- greatest movie plot of all time!..tons more. I picked up a dvd at walgreens starring Sonny Chiba for $1!! I can't wait to watch it.

Television:

That which does not disappoint: Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Daily Show. Ninja Warrior..Been getting sucked into late night marathons of lawnorder. I like that big-headed italian guy. The Office reruns. Sanford 'n Son and Good Times occasionally. Oh, and shows with animals and nice scenery of places I want to go...Alaska- I want to go to Alaska. Generally don't watch much except on hungover weekends...bits and pieces here and there otherwise... I've heard that television is a "vast wasteland" (my dad said that once but I know he stole it from someone) and I usually agree.

Books:

Adbusters- yeah, I know it's not a book. The History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Fast Food Nation. The Areas of My Expertise. I've been working on a Dostoevsky book for about 2 years now. One day I'll finish it.... In the meantime I'm going to start "The Origin of Species". It's a romance novel right?

My Blog

Nevermind- the dog ran away

The dog split. If anyone wants him just go search the woods in Spotsy...
Posted by Assy McAssington Part DooDoo on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

Adopt a FREE Lab- please read!!

There's a picture of Prints in My PhotosHi all! For once I'm writing a serious blog. Who you see as my profile photo is a dog in need of a good home. His name is Prints. Due to extenuating c...
Posted by Assy McAssington Part DooDoo on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:24:00 PST

dead cat

Just in case anyone has tried to bonsai some cats-     MAKE SURE YOU DRILL AN AIR HOLE!     only one dead cat and i learnt my lessin.
Posted by Assy McAssington Part DooDoo on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

all these fucking cats!

Hey everybody! Remember all those stupid fucking cats I have that noone wanted? Well, I finally figured out what to do with them!I found this site after my bonzai tree died and I was still yearning to...
Posted by Assy McAssington Part DooDoo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST