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The true profession of a man is to find a way to himself.

About Me


Bonjour, Hola, Aloha, Konichiwa, Greetings and Salutations. My name is Michael, but you may call me Mike. I live in a rural area known only to those as Roaming Shores, but I call it home, The Boondocks, and sometimes even Hell. No matter what though, this is where I'll always want to be when I'm feeling down.
I'd like to update you on my life right now. My second semester of college at Kent State Ashtabula is finally over!!! I loved all of my classes too! I really don't know what I want to be when I get older, but I still am going to college for something. I'm working at Sears in the Ashtabula Mall, and it's a pretty good job and I love my co-workers.
I'm a Christian and proud of it. I might not act like it or look like it. I go to church whenever I get the opportunity to do so. I will always believe in my faith and religion, no matter what. I do, however, believe other religions as well in some aspects. Anything is possible, so you might as well get to know it all.
Well, that's all I can think of to say right now. So, if you would like to know anything else about me and my life, just send me a message and I'll be more than happy to respond.
Have A Nice Day. ^_^
M Marvelous
I Ideal
C Charismatic
H Hardworking
A Astounding
E Exciting
L Loveable
Mike --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
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Sports, music, school, work, kickin back with the friends and girl I like.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael David Faunce
Birthday: December 18, 1987
Birthplace: Euclid, Ohio
Current Location: Roaming Shores, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'm "Heinz 57"
The Shoes You Wore Today: Andy Mac Airwalks, then my work shoes
Your Weakness: My feelings
Your Fears: Lonliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Sausage, Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not fail any of my classes in college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, jk, and ^_^
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have to go to class?
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: playing football on Friday nites and getting that adrenaline rush
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: either one as long as it's a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Hell Yeah Damnit!!! What Son of a Bitch Doesn't Fucking Swear???
Do you Sing: oh yeah baby!
Do you Shower Daily: duh!
Have you Been in Love: i am right now
Do you want to go to College: i'm in college Numb Nuts
Do you want to get Married: yeppers
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes i do, sometimes i don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes and no
Are you a Health Freak: nooooooo
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH MY GOD NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box, but i did have some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWWWW
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: idk to be honest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i want to do that sooooooo bad
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: haha yeah it was a box of candy cus i'm a loser like that
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: idk
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: peacefully doing something i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: YOUR BOSS!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: shorter than me, but at least 5ft.
Weight: not too big, not too small
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count!!!

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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 70%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET GOD, JESUS, MATT HUGHES, TITO ORTIZ, CHUCK LIDDELL, QUEEN, MARILYN MANSON, CHEECH AND CHONG, PINK FLOYD, DANE COOK, AJ HAWK, CRISTINA SCABBIA, STACY KEIBLER, AND KELLY CLARKSON(she's freaking beautiful!).

Anya from "Deal or No Deal"

I want to meet Hank to get to the Whopper Lair!

Music:



METALLICA, UNDEROATH, OTEP, HATEBREED, COHEED & CAMBRIA, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, MUDVAYNE, TAPROOT, POWERMAN 5000, 3RD STRIKE, PAPA ROACH, SEPULTURA, RESIST, THE EAGLES, CREEDANCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, LINKIN PARK, STAIND, ILL NINO, SLIPKNOT, 216, POISON THE WELL, MARILYN MANSON, DROP TO ZERO, FLOGGING MOLLY, LACUNA COIL, PINK FLOYD, ZAO, QUEEN, STATIC-X, MUSHROOMHEAD, CHIMAIRA, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, RAMMSTEIN, GLASSJAW, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, NORA, SOULFLY, MSI, BLEEDING THROUGH, ZOMBIE, HIM, ATREYU, THE KILLERS, DISTURBED, AFI, GOD FORBID, JIMMY HENDRIX, SLAYER, GODSMACK, THREE DAYS GRACE, BLACK SABBATH, TOOL, FLYLEAF, IN FLAMES, PEARL JAM, VAN HALEN, GORILLAZ, REVELATION THEORY, TRUSTKILL RECORDS

Movies:

DOOM, V FOR VENDETTA, SERENITY, UNDERWORLD, UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION, THE BOONDOCK SAINTS, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, BILLY MADISON, HALF BAKED, A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, FOREST GUMP, ANCHORMAN, THE TRANSPORTER, AMERICAN HISTORY X, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, WEDDING CRASHERS, SWORDFISH, BATMAN BEGINS, AMERICAN PIE, DODGEBALL, DESPERADO, HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES, SCARY MOVIE 2, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, DOGMA, LIAR LIAR, CHEECH AND CHONG UP IN SMOKE, BLOW

Television:

THAT 70's SHOW, THE SIMPSONS, PRISON BREAK, LAW AND ORDER, CHAPPELLE SHOW, SPORTS CENTER, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, RENO 911, FAMILY GUY, FUTURAMA, KYLE XY, MIND OF MENCIA, TOURGASM, AND ANYTHING ELSE ON COMEDY CENTRAL

Heroes:

my grandparents, Batman, and Dane Cook..

My Blog

CACTUS!

FOR THE LOVE OF DUCKS, IF YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE CONSISTS OF YOU..... YOU ARE A CACTUS!!!     ahhh..... good times at the park. katelyn, maggie, and me. we feed ducks in the winter yo. oh, and i...
Posted by Fonzie" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

Mentor's Homecoming

Well, tonight was Mentor's homecoming, and i got to go to it. Lots of fun. We went to some fancy restaurant named "Noosa", and the menu selection wasn't good and it was so freaking expensive!!! So, mo...
Posted by Fonzie" on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

TOOL!!!

So, the Tool concert was awesome!But, the purpose of this is not to just tell you how much fun it was, but to also inform you that matt and i, as we were pulling into the parking garage, saw one of ou...
Posted by Fonzie" on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST