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Jessica

KINDA LIKE A POET WHO FINDS IT HARD TO SPEAK

About Me

Isn't there a way to block bands from continually harassing people? I understand that you're working on getting your name out there and all that good stuff, but it's tiring, seriously. Some of us are on here because we want to talk to our friends, and just because there are bands on our "friends" lists, it does not mean we want to pimp every band that says hi. Sooo, BUGGER OFF! No more bloody bands that want to "add me as a friend"!!! FUCK OFF........


In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

Get your resolution here

SKATE BETTY WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUNK AND SOMEHOW BECAME RESPONSIBLE WHILE NEVER WANTING TO GROW UP, BUT HEY, GIVE ME A BEER AND PORN, AND I'M HAPPY.......I MANAGE TO COME OFF LIKE A GUY W/O BEING BUTCH, AND I PREFER THE DRAMA-LESS COMPANY OF GUYS TO FEMALES UNLESS I'M FUCKING THEM.......I'M A WRITER FIRST AND FOREMOST...I EXPRESS MYSELF BEST W/A PEN AND PAPER. THIS IS PROBABLY DUE TO A HEARING PROBLEM AND A TENDENCY TO MUMBLE WHEN I SPEAK, (THO IT'LL SOUND JUST FINE IN MY HEAD) AAAAAND I AM TONE DEAF, TO BOOT.......I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF CORRECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR.......TOO MUCH HAS BEEN REVEALED, BUT LEMME GRAB A BEER AND I'LL WAX POETIC ON THE IDIOSYNCRACIES OF MY LIFE, PERSONALITY, AND FAMILY....... TIL THEN. CHEERS

My Interests

PINUP GIRLS , TATTOOS (I'M NOT DONE... ), FAST CARS, VOLKSWAGENS, CHIHUAHUAS , ACCIDENTAL PORN, FINDING NEW MUSIC (I LOOOOVE MY MP3 PLAYER)... MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

AYN RAND, clive barker, L7..........

Music:

SLAPSTICK, pennywise, AGNOSTIC FRONT,delerium, dido, AHA, dinosaur jr., eisley, DESCENDANTS, ALL, ATMOSPHERE, BOMBSHELL ROCKS, GREEN DAY, VOODOO GLOW SKULLS, FOO FIGHTERS, US ROUGHNECKS, THE TRANSPLANTS, RANCID, JONI MITCHELL, NOFX, THE SOUNDS, JIMMY EAT WORLD, Sarah McLachlin, L7, DISTILLERS That should cover it, for the moment, at least.

Movies:

(hmmm, pattern there? lovely jolie pattern).. Lone Star State of Mind... STIGMATA... GARDEN STATE. LIFE OR SOMETHING LIKE IT.

Television:

I am a nerd for teen dramas. I don't understand it, but I'm in love with the shows Charmed, Angel & Buffy (even tho they went away, they live on in my box sets), Roswell...I love Friends-again with the box sets. I catch Smallville now and again. I also completely adore The Family Guy and MADTV. I enjoy my tv for what it is, escape from my reality...

Books:

ANTHEM, BY AYN RAND....THE FOUNTAINHEAD, BY AYN RAND...FALLING UP, BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN...WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS, BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN...ANYTHING BY DIANA GABALDON...PINUP ART BOOKS...LATELY, BOOKS ON SCREENWRITING...TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD...HARRY POTTER, YES IT'S TRUE, TOTALLY ADDICTED TO THE LIFE OF THE LITTLE WIZARD...

Heroes:

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My Blog

Tagged...

Tagged Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

Illinois (ILL-ANNOY)

You Know You're From Illinois When... You know if someone is from southern, middle or northern Illinois as soon as they open their mouth. When you say "the city" - you mean Chicago. You think et...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

Dyke night *sigh...Yummmmy*

Ok, so I have yet to follow up on Dyke Nite...Laura and I had a blast on Saturday night, (wall to wall lesbians, and not just skanky bulldyke lesbians, but the kind that pulled you over in the first p...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

Funny Pictures

This is my emo picture... And, this is my Model picture... Whaddya think? I could make it, huh?Ok, it may be that these are only funny to me. But, that's why it's MYspace and you are looking at MYp...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

Gone fishin...

Ok, goin out tonight w/my ex-wife, oops - I mean, Laura. We're gonna go meet a friend I've had for awhile, but I just haven't met in the flesh yet. Brenna better bring it, I'm ready to dance. So, I'm...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:10:00 PST

Drunken Stupors

Ok, so I keep forgetting to post this. October 22, 2005 was the night and the reason was....Manager's Outing. <Insert spooky music> So, that morning, all 13 (ish) of us meet for well, a meeting....
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:20:00 PST

Letters

The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay boy in Vermont..."Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the m...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:21:00 PST

New Leaves

YAYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! The boot has finally come off, dammit! For those of you who haven't been paying attention, or maybe I just didn't post, who knows? Jessica had a sprained ankle, beginning our saga t...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 06:43:00 PST

Birthday time w/my lucky monkey panties on!

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Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmm....

Ok, so I am extremely bored. And I have to wonder, when did I begin to define myself by what my significant other is or is not doing? Such as paying attention to their Beloved...No, I am not at all sn...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST