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Stan

I can't help that I am the best looking ugly man you can find

About Me

Know about me?? Why would anyone want that?? Ok.? Here goes.? I am generally pretty laid back.? Just moved from Norwich to Ledyard, CT. Change in scenery, but no change in activity. CT is still boring no matter where you are. You can get me on AIM at Reagan Stan. If anyone happens to be a NASCAR fan, especially a Jeremy Mayfield fan, then try this site out : The Roadside Diner. DO NOT message me about college funding shit. I'm in the military. I kinda have something worked out for that. With all that aside, if you are interested in hanging out, just message me or hit me up on AIM. Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts
Lose Weight in Photoshop The making of a dating site photo.
Your Summer Activites by Weight Chart showing what girls and guys will be doing this summer, depending on how much they weigh.
Webcam Girl We don`t usually post this kind of thing, but this girl is extremely hot. Warning: NSFW.
Hot Country Singer Has Message For the Troops This ought to get the troops home sooner. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
Strangely Innovative Furniture Designs And you thought your house looked cool.
Pretty Aerial Photos. Nature, looking beautiful as ever.
Super Monk Monk Vs. Horde of Vikings. I like the flying crucifixes.
Dr. Tran! Young boy`s life is invaded by a movie announcer. Warning: Adult Language
What 250 Million Dollars Looks Like Confiscated from a Mexican meth gang.
What Guys are Really Thinking The secret of how the male brain works. Warning: adult themes. NSFW.
Girl Flashes Porsche Not so subtle commercial for Porsche. No nudity, but maybe NSFW.
Cheating Girlfriend A girl is caught cheating, radio show serves out sweet revenge.
80s Music on the Violin This guy rules!
The perfect girl? She has a unique talent.
Weather Forecaster Endowed with Talent After watching this for a third time, I noticed there seems to be some kind of map behind her.
How to See a Girl Naked Mean trick. SFW.
How to get a boyfriend Just follow these simple steps.
Cheerleading Gone Wrong Girls showing off for the live local news broadcast.
Katie Couric`s Sign-Off Katie has finally decided how to sign-off her nightly news broadcast.
New Numa The Return of Gary Brolsma!
You Are a Pirate Full version. Dang this is catchy.
Bikini Kombat I think this game will be a top seller.
The New Hamster Dance If you like hamsters, you`ll like this.
Big Deck I said big DECK.
Numa Numa Backwards Hear the secret messages when the song is played backwards.
UBC Numa Numa Most elaborate Numa Numa video I`ve seen. Made for the Logo channel perhaps?
Numa Numa American Idol Parody of American Idol with the Numa Numa guy.
Fantasy Congress Like fantasy football, but for politicians.
Ellen DeGeneres Hates Snakes I think that snake is sweet on her.
The Cat Ate my Homework No, really. The cat literally ate my homework.
Creative Pumpkins Some inspiration for your Halloween jack-o-lantern.
Rube Goldberg Bowling Machine Someone was mighty bored in the office.
Halloween Pet Costumes How humiliating for those poor animals.
Tough Way to Take a Pitch Ouch.
Creative Bus Advertising Some of these look like they could cause accidents.
Children Make Coffin For their Dying Teacher Just me, or is this kind of creepy?
Osama Teen Hunger Force About a week ago, here`s what Boston actually thought was going on. In Tribute to the great late Don Knotts I can't understand a word they are saying.? However, I like what I see.
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
.. You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones


88%

Batman, the Dark Knight


83%

Captain Jack Sparrow


83%

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Maximus


67%

El Zorro


63%

Lara Croft


54%

William Wallace


54%

The Terminator


42%

Neo, the "One"


42%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%
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My Interests

Cars (especially old ones), Books, Cooking, Backpacking, sleep (if I can get it), and sex.? I'll be honest about that.
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Will Die at Age 49
? ? 49? Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyleWant to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?

Your Political Profile


Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com


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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
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According to The Underwear Quiz I am currently wearing :

Boxers

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I'd like to meet:

Heck, I don't think I give a rat's ass.? I have met people of all types and will continue to do so.

I'm a Mercedes SLK!

You appreciate the finer things in life.? You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class.? Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more?
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BLACK

??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Your Soul is Black - Depressed, angsty,
distrusting. Life has sent you on one dark
ride, and you are having some trouble getting
back on track. Don't lose hope, you have to
keep with it. Everyone must expierince pain
(some more than others), but you have to be
strong. In every life some rain must fall
before the sun.

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You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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You are an 80s expertYou never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop BoysYou know which classical musician Falco rockedWhen it comes to 80s music, you Just Can't Get Enough! How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?
You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
How evil are you? Why are you still single? (girls& guys) You are still single because you are afraid you might get hurt, inside you, you are very romantic but you never show it, cuz you don't want someone to play with your feelings, you like your parner to be understanding and patient, someone who cares about you, deep inside knows that you will find them one day.
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Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code How do you connect with Pain? (updated)
You connect with pain emotionally, you don't like someone to lie at you, or cheat on you, cuz your wounds are the deepest between all the other kinds, your family has a big influence on you, whether in a good or a bad way, if your relationship with your parents was good, then you will grow up a happy, understanding person, but if it was bad you will become more introvert and don't trust people easily, every thing you believe in right now is connected some how with your childhood, don't convince yourself that there is no cure for your pain, cuz there is, all you need is to take care of yourself and love it deeply, don't wait for someone else to do so, every thing is in your hands now, so do the right thing.
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Your dark side is centered around Fear. There is too many feelings are burning inside your chest making your heart beats so hard, you feel fear crawling under your skin, running with your blood, possesing your soul. All you want is a warm shoulder to lean on, a quite voice tells you everything is going to be ok, so you finally feel secure, safe and loved like you always wanted to be. You will find what you want when your feelings start to see the light.
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Music:

Mushroomhead, Disturbed, Spineshank, Static-X, Korn, NIN, Godsmack, Rammstein, Seether, Black Eyed Peas, Soil, Guns N' Roses, David Bowie, Saliva, Nightwish, Type O Negative, U2, Adema, Alien Ant Farm, Tool, The Offspring, System of a Down, Down, ACDC, Danzig, The Pogues, Coheed and Cambria, Ra, Smashing Pumpkins, Killswitch Engage, Led Zeppelin, Biohazzard, Hatebreed, Ronnie James Dio, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Alice in Chains, My Chemical Romance, The Crystal Method, Filter, Eagles, Jefferson Airplane - Jefferson Starship - Starship, Credence Clearwater, John Fogerty, Kid Rock, Lords of Acid, Drowning Pool, Motley Crue, Nickelback, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, R.E.M., Rob Zombie - White Zombie, The Rolling Stones, Ted Nugent, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Stereomud, The Dubliners, The Clancy Brothers, Twisted Sister, Mudvayne, Staind, ZZ Top, Van Halen, Tommy Makem, The Celts, Nonpoint, Marilyn Manson, Jimi Hendrix, Motorhead, Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Slayer, The Killers
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,084,347 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Your Birthdate: April 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Movies:

Love is ... Guns N' Roses - November Rain



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You Are: 70% Dog, 30% Cat
You and dogs definitely have a lot in common.
You're both goofy, happy, and content with the small things in life.
However, you're definitely not as needy as the average dog. You need your down time occasionally. Are You More Cat or Dog?
Tom and Jeri are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Nathan Stanislawski, on April 17, 1980.

Unfortunately, Nathan Stanislawski was born with the ability to start fires with his mind.

Tom and Jeri are thrilled with such a strange baby.

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Television:

1980's...Transformers, Voltron, GIJoe, Thundercatsalso:? Dukes of Hazzard, anything on the History Channel, and MST3K
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Books:

Orson Scott Card, Jack McDevitt, Tad Williams, Ben Bova, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Clive Cussler, Greg Bear My score on The If You Were A Beer Test :

Guinness
((66% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine))

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

Heroes:

Steve Yzerman (Detroit Redwings), Alan Trammell (Detroit Tigers), Dad

My Blog

Nice video

My thought was "God Bless the USA"
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

yay....er, um yay! Another year

Older..... 27 today.  All that is planned is work and sleep.  Just like all the other ones besides the 21st.
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

Weekend 3/9-3/11

No plans that I know of this weekend.  I'm checking availability on some George Strait tickets at the Mohegan Sun for the weekend.  If you want to go along, let me know.  I will try and...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

It's a survey, but I didn't feel like bulleting it out

Because, you know....I'm a whore like that.  Oh wait, I guess the technical term would be "slut." 1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? yep2. What's something you MUST do befo...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

I'm only being proven right (another rant)

And I fucking hate it.  Good idead/bad idea.  Good idea:  when a friendship ends, just leave it, don't go back.  Bad idea:  Try to rekindle the friendship.  Reasoning he...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST

It's back again

For those that don't know, about 8 months ago the center of my universe decided to leave me.  It's the reason I can't hold a steady relationship right now.  I trust a woman about as far as I...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Thoughts on V-Day (rant)

It's the most useless holiday of them all.  You don't even get the day off!  On top of that, everyone is buying their whoever candy and flowers as if it's supposed to really mean something.&...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

How shit happens

Someone else posted this on the navy group.  I thought it was great so I am posting it here for you to read. In the beginning was the plan.And then came the assumptions.And the assumptions were w...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

For all those fishermen (or ladies) out there

Friend of mine posted this up on a message board.  Thought I'd share it.  Ain't I so nice? Fishing Game....
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

Civilians say the darndest things - Bulkhead

Yeah, it's quite the dig it video.     ...
Posted by MM1(SW) Stan on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST