Moving furniture. Painting a straight line without masking tape. Picking things apart.
People who use lyrics to describe themselves.
Pixies, Neil Diamond, The Breeders, Cat Power, Tom Waits, Bob Wills And His Texas Playboys, Sublime, Wall of Voodoo, Blackalicious, The White Stripes, The Cramps, The Clash, Talking Heads, Von Bondies, Beck, Lawrence Welk, PJ Harvey, Deerhoof, Erik Satie, Woody Guthrie, Led Zeppelin, Tori Amos, The Specials, Duke Ellington, Carmen Miranda, Perry Como, Slim Whitman, Johnny Cash, Christmas, Klezmer, Carousel music...
8 1/2, Unstrung Heroes, Rumble Fish, Sweetie, Night of the Iguana, Donnie Darko, Female Trouble, Institute Benjamenta, True Stories, Dr Strangelove, Saint-Ex, The Big Lebowski, Singin' in the Rain, A Christmas Story, Horse Feathers, Office Space, Harold and Maude, Lawn Dogs, Santa Sangré, Welcome to the Dollhouse, NoÃ, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Brazil, Jesus' Son
Everyday's My Birthday!
The Liars Club, A Confederacy of Dunces, Street of Crocodiles, Slaughterhouse Five, White Noise, anything by David Sedaris, Robert Benchley, SJ Perelman