spills and thrills!

i decided i was going to take a shower. i turned on the water felt the wet filth under my foot and decided to get the bathmat. where is the bathmat? it is outside, hanging over the railing. it has bee...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Berenstein bears

maybe i should do the laundry? maybe i wan a cigarette first. there's also a rotten bowl of salad on the tv. :/
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:58:00 GMT

a sweet poem

Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,weidmännisch jagt, wie sich's gehört,den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:10:00 GMT

WAAAAHHH BABY KRI NOW

I NEEEEED CIGARETTES!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:01:00 GMT

apologies are gifts

accept them with a smile on your face
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:56:00 GMT

Dear diary

don't do anything, ever!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:17:00 GMT

"handjobs for the holidays"

i thought i was pretty. pretty ahn-tar-ass-teng. apparently i was correct. this does not make me feel good. this makes me feel like a horrible, manipulative, cunty mclame lame. I TOLD ALL OF YOU!!!!! ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:18:00 GMT

carnitas

i want a carnitas burrito so badly right now
Posted by on Fri, 04 Feb 2005 13:32:00 GMT

i suck at life

i ate a robitussin COUGH DROP that did not contain any narcotics tee hee hee and now i am on the internet because it is too cold and lonely to go outside and i have no cigarettes
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 14:26:00 GMT

lame

lame
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jul 2004 12:08:00 GMT