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Gutter Bunny

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I am a generous and caring self-absorbed, conceded, narcissistic with low self esteem. I am a prude slut. An honest lier. A warm-blooded killer. I am psychotically normal. I’m fully alive but dead inside. I’m intelligently dim-witted. I am perfectly flawed and beautifully ugly. Violently gentle. I am wrongly right. I’m fickle and focused. Distractible and impervious. I’m deviously straightforward. I am your best friend and your worst enemy. Inevitably you will have to hate me to love me.

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My Interests

Homicide. Necrophilia. Cannibalism. Sodomy. Inbreeding. Porn. Moonshine. Dan Akyroyd. 80's Music. Metal. Banjo's. Cocaine. Harmonicas. Fedora hats. Yellow dish gloves. Aviator sunglasses. Gasoline. Lysol. Mausoleums. Lesbians. Bunny rabbits. Swamps. Alice in Wonderland. Alligators. Fire. Cigarettes. Sharp objects. Cookies. Automatic weapons. Chainsaws. Dildos. Peanut Butter.

I'd like to meet:

Ted Bundy. and the hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.

Books:

Anything by Bentley Little. Stephen King. Richard Laymon. Douglas Clegg.

Heroes:

Alice in Wonderland. Heidi Fleiss. Aileen Wuornos. Dan Akyroyd.

My Blog

For the Ladies: Simple Solutions to get rid of Men.

Here are some simple solutions I've conjured up to get rid of those pesty men in which you are not interested in that just  won't leave you alone&Use at your own risk...:namespace prefix = o ns =...
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:53:00 PST

Janels Fat Camp Massacre.

This Summer I prevail a bloody escapade at a local Fat Camp. I run relentlessly with my chainsaw like a lunatic slaughtering the obese like hanging pigs. Why a fat camp? Well I'll tell you why the obe...
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:38:00 PST

Your Name.

Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick ...
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:04:00 PST

Fear & Loathing with Melanie.

Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car dealers from Dallas, and sweet Jesus, there are a hell of a lot of them at 4:30 on a Sunday morning....
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST

Car Safety Cums First.

Most people think it's lame to wear your seat belt. I find it kind of naughty being strapped to the car seat like a submissive passenger, car bondage I like to refer to it as .Awaiting for the driver ...
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Tampon Goddess

  I am a miraculously divine definition of an "inner" seer, a special being, forsake all pads and bow down before me. Worship and obey me and all my perverse sanctity with endearment for I am the...
Posted by Gutter Bunny on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST