my name is sam - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My names Sam L. I don't like to give out my full last name because someone might rape me or what not. I liked to be rubbed on my ears and sometimes on my balls. It feels good (right guys.) I'm 96 years old and still looking hott (as you can tell) I've won lots of awards for the ugliest dog alive. Witch I is rude, but it brings in alot of cash. BLINGG BLINGG! Well, if you have any female doggies with boddies, tell the to hit me up! I'm open for a "play mate" any day. YAH FEEEEELLL MEEE?!

My Interests

IM INTERESTED INBANGINGG GIRLS. ITS ALL ABOUT SEX.

I'd like to meet:

Brittney Spears BABY! oops..she did me again..she played with my balls and got caught in the game..oh baby baby...shes one foxy laday

Music:

rock,rap,punk,country, anything my owner likes to listen to in the car is fine with me.

Movies:

Porno. Dogs like it to.

Television:

Family guy, like duh?

Books:

mmm lets see, can dogs read?

Heroes:

my parents OF COURSE, there the ones that had me right?