I like personal spanking and long walks down amnesia lane. Crying under an old oak tree. Lamenting over lost meatballs. Old Smokey, all covered in cheese. Matzaball dunking. Transcriber conventions. NOT!!!! Golfing with as high a handicap possible. Stuffing my face with crackers and trying to breathe. Making number 2. Inappropriate comments directed at your mom. Trying to make movies with really lazy people. Motivating that hostile takeover. Geeky bosses. Egon Schiele, Feeling hurt again because it's worth it. Hammed Beef Tips with Fleen Au Jus.
I'd like to meet the Michael Jackson. Dogs with wet noses. The inventor of Cheese Wiz and Jolt, both products made up an interesting night when I was 16. Don't ask. Or maybe ask. Perhaps it's an interesting story. People that make me excited. My next job. I guess the list goes on. More on that later.Myspace didn't give me this as an option, but I'm here for serious friends and networking relationships.Uncomplicated relationships.....
mozart operas, operas, belle & sebastian, tom waits, sigur ros, will oldham, norwegian nose flute, zamphyr master of the pan flute, your mom, modest mouse, the kind played by boxes you wind, beethoven, human wind turbines, badly drawn boy, car crashes, whale horns, whistle blowers, the shins, canine flatulence, desaparecidos, bright eyes, andrew bird, the sea and cake, yo la tengo, leonard cohen, bonnie prince billy, pavement, the mountain goats, galaxie 500, winger, poison, guided by voices, blonde redhead, boards of canada, built to spill, elvis costello, neutral milk hotel, flake music, more and more and on and on, arcade fire, heartless bastards, rilo kiley, your dad, the weakerthans, armpit flatulence.......
Goonies, Heavenly Creatures, the ones i make, harold and maude, big trouble in little china, in the mood for love, assmaster 38 - 4995, jackass the movie, caddyshack, garden state, debbie does dallas, dreamlife of angels, billy madison, Rocky VII Adrian's Revenge, a little movie called Cleopatra, Major League 1-3, most sports movies, Benji's Vendetta, Leprachaun 1 - 39, scratchy home movies, the big lebowski, amadeus, annie hall, sleeper, the sandlot, i'm a sucker for baseball movies, even the bad ones, oh man, so many more i'm sure.
spongebob crotchlesspanties, the simpsons, jackass, scrubs, tough crowd, house md, daily show, mythbusters, freaks and geeks, kids in the hall, married with children, rosanne, campus ladies, the occasional gratuitously dramatic reality show like project loser or biggest runaway, dr. phil vs oprah vs mothra . . . . .
I'm not much of a reader. Which I find awful. But I know they exist.
Ron Jeremy. Proving that if he can do it, I can do it.