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About Me

I'm doing pretty alright for myself. I have a hot girlfriend (who also just happens to be the funniest person ever made), an adopted dog, a job I love more than any other job I've ever had, and an awesome group of friends who are an endless source of drunken hilarity. I also have the baseball package which gives me a great excuse to sit at home with the dog on the couch every weekend when Jill goes to work. This also gives me time to think of better places around the house to leave my socks and hide cookies so Jill won't eat them all. They are currently inside the hall closet. Don't tell Jill. Seriously...

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My Interests

Baseball, softball, soccer, tennis, travel, movies, cooking, I'm pretty much down for anything. I love history. Check out this short historical video on George Washington.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends...

Music:

All kinds, but especially Dave Matthews and Neil Diamond. I'm noticing that I'm listening to more 80's music recently. Maybe it's because I missed out on it the first two times around... I finally got the cd out of my car... well, not really, I just took the whole cd player out. So now instead of getting tortured by one cd, I'm tortured by all of Jill's music... all the time

Movies:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Planet of the Apes (the first one - awesome social commentary), Fletch, Anchorman, Like Water for Chocolate (got me into foreign films), Scarface, When Harry met Sally, 40 Year Old Virgin, Swingers, Princess Bride, Little Miss Sunshine. I just saw "Borat"... I don't like to hype up movies because i like people to make their own decisions and dont' want to dissappoint people becuase of high reviews. keeping that in mind, Borat is probably THE greatest movie ever made.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, I Love New York/Charm School/Scott Baio is 45 and single/any reality show on VH1, NYPD Blue, 24, How I Met Your Mother and Dodger games.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Maus (amazing book by a man telling his kids about how their grandfather survived the holocaust), any Edgar Allan Poe, Fichte, and St. Augustine (two most important things to do in your life: love and do what you want).

Heroes:

Anyone who loves what they do and makes the most of what they have been given.

My Blog

ShortBus 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Off (To A Fast Start); Is 2-0!

ShortBus 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Off (To A Fast Start); Is 2-0! Ass Press Writer, The last two weeks Not Quite as Deep in the Ghetto - SB2 has gotten off to a quick start this season, goi...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

Don’t Call It A Comeback! (I’m with) Jesus Blows ’Load (Away)

Don't Call It A Comeback! (I'm with) Jesus Blows 'Load (Away) Ass Press Writer, Yesterday Deep in the Ghetto - Missing 4 regulars and playing with a late season call-up, IWJ came back to win...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:44:00 PST

Kids Pop Up, Jesse Poops out, Kevin’s Out (Poops), Kids Lose 3rd Straight.

Kids Pop Up, Jesse Poops out, Kevin's Out (Poops), Kids Lose 3rd Straight. Jesse Soto, Ass Press Writer City Heights , 1 day ago Down two of its regular players due to illness and vaca...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:42:00 PST

RJs Kids Start Off New Season On Fire, Win Two of Three Games

RJ's Kids Start Off New Season On Fire, Win Two of Three Games. Jesse Soto, Ass Press Writer City Heights , 1 day ago After the team's most successful season, the Kids have started out this s...
Posted by jesse on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

R.J.'s Kids Play Their Jingle Bells Off, Win In Their Most Impressive Game Ever.

R.J.'s Kids Play Their Jingle Bells Off, Win In Their Most Impressive Game Ever.By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer - A Couple of Days Ago.San Diego The Kids put together what many feel was the best gam...
Posted by jesse on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

Ron Jeremy's Kids Squeeks By Crushers; Team Latino Placed on Probation by Vavi for "Accumulated

Ron Jeremy's Kids Squeeks By Crushers; Team Latino Placed on Probation by Vavi for "Accumulated Disturbances." By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer YesterdayHillcrest RJ's Kids overcame costly error...
Posted by jesse on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

ShortBus Earns Second Straight Winning Season, Still Misses Playoffs; Changes Name To Escape Pr

ShortBus Earns Second Straight Winning Season, Still Misses Playoffs; Changes Name To Escape Probable Ass Kickings. By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer A few weeks ago...Hillcrest The team retired ...
Posted by jesse on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

ShortBus uses Zeke and the Gang as Tricks, Treated to a Win on Halloween.

ShortBus uses Zeke and the Gang as Tricks, Treated to a Win on Halloween. By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer 2 days ago City Heights Following it's lowest run total in seasons last week agains...
Posted by jesse on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

Denny Delivers Walk-Off Hit as ShortBus Uses Lineup, Pitching Changes to Put Up a W.

Denny Delivers Walk-Off Hit as ShortBus Uses Lineup, Pitching Changes to Put Up a W. By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer 1 day ago City Heights Switching around the batting order and pitcher for ...
Posted by jesse on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

ShortBus Delivers Solid Win to Parkes as Wedding Gift; Beats Pink Team 17-9.

ShortBus Delivers Solid Win to Parkes as Wedding Gift; Beats Pink Team 17-9. By JESSE SOTO, Ass Press Writer 4 days agoCity Heights Playing without team formerly-betrothed, Chris Parkes, Shortb...
Posted by jesse on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST