Bear Boi

Well, I'm a pretty laid back type of dude and don't have much to say about myself. I probably the coolest dog in the neighborhood, and don't believe any of the shit my sister Logan talks. Jesus Lord, she's up my ass 24-7! Well, I'm very well-behaved and a perfect example of man's best friend. I have thick, shiny, black fur... like onyx. I share a shocking resemblence with bears and have beady brown eyes. Umm, my favorite foods are cheese (I come running whenever I hear the wrapper crinkle), pizza crust, raw hamburger meat that I steal from the counter when no one is looking, and basically any other people food. I never chew my food and I practically bite people's fingers off. One time I bit a hole through Kelsey's favorite Eminem shirt because the UPS man was at the door. I hate the mailman, rubber bands being aimed at me, and when Jackie is interested in other men. That bitch! My biggest fears are thunderstorms. I hide underneath Kelsey's desk in the basement or in the bathtub.