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=Iwo=

Take the venom out of a cobra and all you’re left with is???......................... a belt.

About Me

Hey, Im Iwomake
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My Interests

pretty much anything.. really

I'd like to meet:

you

Music:

Do you really want the list cuzz we'll be here for a while....

Movies:

you're missing out if you havent seen:Pulp Fiction,Fight Club,Star Wars,Southpark the movie,Goodfellas,Casino,Boondock Saints,Full Metal Jacket

Television:

KILL YOUR TV! no, but really. Im a Discovery Junky. and Family Guy rubs me the right way, too.

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

Heroes:

my parents

My Blog

the Iwo Story Template.

So here's the deal.  I want to see how creative you people are.  Im having a contest to see who can come up with the best story.   There is an undisclosed prize for this and it's a...
Posted by =Iwo= on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST

I fought the law and the law won

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad to say that Im down 266 bux and 3 points. Im pretty sure the judicial system is rigged in this country seeing that the cop contradicted himself by saying " I was traveling beh...
Posted by =Iwo= on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

do's and dont's

If you travel down south to the US and A, DONT eat at a place called "the Golden Corral"!   they serve aluminum in their chicken.  trust me, I know!    Do however go streakin...
Posted by =Iwo= on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

live love hate repeat.

It saddens me to my bones when you lose someone you love more than life.  To know that you've both done wrong.  We are human though and we are fucked up in a way because we have to make mist...
Posted by =Iwo= on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

Sex is like math

 add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Posted by =Iwo= on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

Steak and Blowjob day

I just read this somewhere and it cracked me up.  It stated that Valentines is a day for the ladies where the men have to spoil their ladies rotten.  Now thats all good right?  Im ok w...
Posted by =Iwo= on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Canada sucks.

It has come to my attention that this whole going out at 7pm and going to sleep at 10pm shit has got to stop!  the last 2 weeks with the exception of 2 days have sucked ass.  Everyone's eith...
Posted by =Iwo= on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

My Birfday party.

BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS FRIDAY JULY 28TH AT MY PLACE!!!!!!! "there's gonna be food, and girls, and more food, and ____  ______ is coming!!!!  YEAHHHHH!"  A Free beer if you fill ...
Posted by =Iwo= on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

Edgefest?

so who's all going to this Edgefest thing on July 16th?  Also, If you have tickets to give away then let me know.  I might know of a few people that might need em.  
Posted by =Iwo= on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:56:00 PST

Im leaving on a jet plane....

no, really.  Im leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.  boing 737 to be exact.    going to the sun shine state (which always comes out of my mouth as "the shun sighn state" when I ...
Posted by =Iwo= on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:22:00 PST