Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!!

About Me

My name is Joshua Newport. I am a nerd, obviously, and proud of it. I love video games, movies, books, fantasy, mythology...I'm an all-around kind of guy. I am happy of who I am, which is usually borderline insane. I go to church at The Chapel in North Canton and I love God with all my heart. I love hanging out with my friends. We're all insane, and it's great. And I love my girlfriend, Faith, more than anything else in the world. She is the absolute best and I love her to death. Anything else can probably be found ---- in that direction. Later...

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My Interests

Football, rock climbing, bowling, video games, any other type of electronics, swimming, church, movies, chess and cool people.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone Your page title goes here

Music:

Pretty much anything except country and some rap. My favorite bands are Simple Plan, Audio Adrenaline, Linkin Park, Rockapella, Bon Jovi, The Wedding, Falling Into Place, Dethklok, and Evanescence.

Movies:

Star Wars I-III, Lord of the Rings I-III, The Matrix I-III, Enemy at the Gates, The Bourne Identity, Bad Boys I&II, Patch Adams, What Dreams May Come, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Prestige, The Askiewniverse movies The Sandlot and The Goonies.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Inyuasha, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Teen Titans, History Channel, Tech TV, Comedy Central presents..., Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and The War at Home.

Books:

Star Wars (The Zahn Trilogy), Left Behind I-XII, The Sword of Shannara I-III, Lord of the Rings I-III, Harry Potter I-V, Twain novels, Comic books, The Martian Chronicles, the Chronicles of Narnia, Eragon, Eldest, and anything by Dean Koontz.

Heroes:

Captain America and Jesus

My Blog

Seasons of Love

This is a collection of poems that my amazing girlfriend and I have written for eachother. I think they are worth looking at because I think they are well written. Anyway, here they are.Hers:"Not-quit...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Say Your Prayers

Look at you now just standing there like you think you're something, Lights are up and the crowd is looking your way, Sweaty for what you have to say. So go ahead, bride, give them a little ...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

God is amazing!

Okay, so lately I've been in kind of a slump. Things weren't going how i wanted them to. A few months ago, a girl I had dated for 5 months, and who I loved more than anything else in the world, broke ...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

My Quiz

This is a quiz I made. Take it if you want. I'm just curious who will get what questions right. http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0610171 43011-311047& ...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

20 reasons why video games are better than girls...

1. They come with instructions 2. They let you cheat 3. You can borrow them from your friends 4. When you go to the mall, you can actually pick one up 5. They look great as soon as you wake up in the ...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST

Why it's better to be a man

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.3. You know stuff about tanks.4. A 5-day vacation requires only one ...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:42:00 PST

How to know you're a Star Wars freak...

You can recite all the lines from all the movies. Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?" Whenever you go anywhere with your frie...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Sith Code

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force shall free...
Posted by Jawsh Nupoartzorz!!1!!1shift+1!!eleven!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST