Um... there is not just one thing I am interested in... I am interested in the unknown... everything I don't know about I find interesting. Does that make sense? Eh... probably not... but who cares?
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Loud, proud, crass, and horny, you have no problem letting the ladies (even the straight ones) know that you're a big ol' queer. You think men are completely useless trash, and if it weren't for them, you'd have all the girls to your sexually active self. You are probably really good in bed... call me?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle
Birthday: July 23, 1980
Birthplace: Jersey City, New Jersey
Current Location: Altamonte Springs (outskirts of Orlando)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: A towering 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I am doing, but I use my right to write... and my left in the bed...
Your Heritage: Chea... Puerto Rican and Nigerian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work shoes...
Your Weakness: My daughter's smile...
Your Fears: Anything happening to my daughter... and me dying alone...
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE! Not extra... just regular cheese from a real Italian restuarant
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the Lottery.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO and LOL... cause you know their asses are not laughing their asses off...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn... I look around wondering where the wife went
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, lips, legs... boobs... -=]
Your Bedtime: Whenever my wife and I pass out... -=]
Your Most Missed Memory: My step father...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, nigguh...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Um... depends... McDonald's- parfait and Burger King- chicken fries
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates, that way no one's uncomfortable
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I dunno, Tara taste with either one... -=]
Cappuccino or Coffee: Niether... a Mocha IC from Panera's
Do you Smoke: Chea...
Do you Swear: Fuck NO! That's fucking ludacris... very unfuckingbecoming of a lady
Do you Sing: In the shower... and in the car... and when my girl makes me sing in the bed...
Do you Shower Daily: Wait... what's today? Oh... shyt... time for my weekly shower... yeah, Nigguh I shower... daily...
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was before... but it's nothing like how I feel now...
Do you want to go to College: Chea...
Do you want to get Married: Hell Yeah!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly... -=]
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nopey Nopey...
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Yeah...
Are you a Health Freak: Hell NAH!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yups...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Mhmm
Do you play an Instrument: Yes... a few... but I like playing with my Tara... -=]
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Omg... Yes... wow... remember that, Baby?
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what? Cigs, chea... weed? Do you have any?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nopers...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nopers... haven't really eaten a lot lately...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nopes... I believe I have eaten one kind of fish this month...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nopers...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... but I got my leg humped by my girl -=]
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nopers..
Ever been Drunk: All the time... I don't drink to get a lil tipsy... I drink to get drunk...
Ever been called a Tease: -smirks as her girl sits behind her and scoffs- yeah...
Ever been Beaten up: -nods- Not lately... when I was... 11...
Ever Shoplifted: lmao... those were the good ol days... with no care in the world...
How do you want to Die: Happy...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up... Imma Toys R Us kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bluish, greenish, grey... that's my girl's color...
Favourite Hair Color: Brown with blonde highlights... again my girl... ( and a few red heads)
Short or Long Hair: LONG... the better to pull my dear...
Height: Shorter than me...
Weight: Doesn't matter... but nice and thick... where it's pink
Best Clothing Style: Whatever's clever Homos!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 ( sorry, my girl says it's not a drug, it's a plant.. you be the judge)
Number of CDs I own: are fkn serious? I have way too fkn many...
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Wow... I would say I regret a few things, but I don't do anything I will regret, but I would have handled things differently and would have liked not to meet some people in my past, though meeting those people I've met a few others that I have come to love...
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1.Which do you prefer......
A femme or A.G.? It's whatever... if you talking about myself... I am in the middle... and if you talking about chicks I like... Not femme that is for sure... too much fkn trouble...
Eat or get ate? Eat, my nigga.
Relationship or eat and leave? lmao... up until almost 2 years ago... it was eat and leave... but this time... I ate... and shyt... I am still getting the all you can eat buffet.
Hair pullin or back scratchin? Oh shyt... both, please.
Work with what u got or toys? Hmmmm... both... but I love the toys God's blessed me with... heh...
Sit on my face or stay rite where u are jus bend ova? Oh shyt... I am feeling this survey... Both... but there is nada more sexy than seeing a chick's poosie from behind....
Shaved or trimmed? Either one is fine... but if the chick is shaved... I love the fuzz after 3 days... not completely bald... but I will take it.... -=]
Drunk or sober? Sober, please.
Ass or tittys? Titties, please.
Front or back? Back....
Pussy or dick? pussy....
Pretty face or fat ass? Pretty face...
Bangin' personality or bangin ass tongue game? Personality...
Wet or dry? The wetter... then yummier... -=]
2.Have you ever.......
(Lets start off easy)Kissed a girl? Hell yeah...
Ate a girl? Fuck yes...
Let a girl eat u? Yeah....
Made a girl nut? Oh, hell yeah...
Left a girl disappointed? What!? Dude... the name is Chelle... and the broads are still screaming it... even when it's someome else's head there... -=x
Fucked a girl u barely knew? lmao... yes....
Ran into some stinkin pussy? lol Oh, hell nah...
Turned a bitch out? Chea... a few....
Had ur heart broken by a female? Eh, yeah... somewhat...
Male? Heart broken? hell nah... I broke hearts, though.
Had some head so bangin u thought you was in love (shit i did lol) Nope.
Got caught cheatin? Hell nah....
3.Are you.....
A freak Yes...
Sexy Yes...
Single Nope...
In love Yes....
flexible Hell yeah...
A tease Can be...
Down 4 whateva Chea....
A punk*Even though if u are u wont say it* Hell nah...
4.Now a little about you....
R u an A.G. or femme? Neither... No classification... I am just Chelle... with a twist of AG.
Bi or lez? Lez, nigga...
Do u rock tha rainbow or keep it on tha low? I rawk it, Niggaz!
Can u see yourself spending the rest of ur life with a female? Chea....that's the way it has to be... cause that's the way I like it... heh... lmao...
Would you date a ugly girl? Um.... no... Chelle could never have an ugly broad on her arm. I mean, I am not shallow, pero I am not ugly, either.
Tell me somethin good about urself? I can beat the poosie better than any nigga out there can... and I can eat it like it was a 99 cent all you can eat barbque buffet in the ghetto. lmao... chea...
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Hmmmm. My ALL TIME fave movies are... Friday, Dude, Where's My Car?, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood...A.I... The Amittyville Horror(2005)... I dunno... alot others... You have been pierced by
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I don't really watch Tv... it sucks..