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Haiku the Shinobi of Words

...Because I felt like it.-Uchiha Sasuke

About Me

Why am I redoing this over?
I honestly don't know...
Its not like anybody seems to read this...or anything else for that matter these days. The pursuit of meaning found in the written word seems very weak these days. I digress.
Things you should know about me.
1. I really like anime and manga and comic books. I do. There is nothing you can say to change that. Don't ask me why all my backgrounds have Japanese cartoons in it. Don't ask me why I like Final Fantasy or Fire Emblem. Just don't. I'm an otaku; get used to it.
2. I'm not here to impress anybody with the number of friends on my list. I believe I've said this before but it seems the majority of the community here hasn't figured that out. Don't ask me to be your buddy here if you don't plan on communicating with me in any way. Don't just randomly add me. Ask. Open up a dialouge. I know its Myspace and its far from any legitimate source of making friends but really. If I wanted a face on my page just to have it, Tom would be my top friend.
3. I'm not gay. I'm not on the D.L. I'm not curious. I'm not bi. If you're a dude and your into that then hey do you. Don't come messaging me trying to talk to me like I'ma chick. That is not a good look and I'd hate to have to hurt your feelings over something so cut and dry.
4. I'm really weird. Offbeat. Quirky. Whatever you want to call it and I like people like myself. Normal people tend to bore me. If you think you're strange to the point where you don't think you can relate to anybody, you've found the right page. Trust me, I've heard it all.
5. "Conversate" is not a word. No matter where you look up it will never be. It doesn't make you sound intelligent to say it either. So stop it. Stop it now.
6. I like to meet people from time to time. Like I said, the legitamcy of this site is questionable but hey why not give it a shot?
7. Island people are cool. They just are.
8. I'm not really into material things. I'm not a minimalist though like I hope to be. There are still things I want in this world just because I want them and I'm fine with that. What I'm not fine with is anybody who holds money, cellphones, jewelry, or cars in higher esteem than family or dignity. I'm about making money though but for reasons beyond the appropriation of it. Money not material. Money is a tool. Things make people tools.
9. If you're not into smoking weed fine. Don't come here an e-mail me about it. Don't broach the subject. Its not that I'm sensitive; I'm just sick and tired of hearing about it. People are allowed to kill themselves with cigarettes every day but I can't smoke pot?
Get the fuck outta here dude...
10. I love big girls. I don't know if that's common knowledge by now, but it should be. My range is thick on up. Not to say there aren't any nice looking slim and skinny girls or that I'd be adverse to their company. I'm just saying that instead of a Gabrielle Union, I'd go for a Jennifer Hudson or instead of Tyra Banks, I'd be a Tocarra or Monique type of guy. You smell me?
=sniffs= Yeah you smell me.
Other than that, if you want to know something then ask.
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My Interests

Think of all the things that are counterculture, underground, atristic, philosophical and revolutionary...

Then add weed.

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I'd like to meet:

These are people I like to meet in no particular order.

1. MCs

2. DJs

3. Otaku

4. Potheads

5. New people in Orlando.

6. Grafitti and/or comic book artists.

7. Random individuals

8. Nerds.(I know I said Otaku but some people may not know what that is so decided to be mores specific.)

9. Rastas.

10. Club kids.

11. Producers

12. Pretty, cool BBWs.

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Oh and the flags don't mean I just want to talk to those people from those countries. It means I would like to go and learn about those cultures, kay?

Music:

Any real music that doesn't involve gangster caricatures, boy bands parading as punk rockers, false R&B crooners, or pop music. That's basically everything mainstream come to think of it. I like music that's more...underground? Give me MF Doom over Plies. Give me Kings of Leon over Fall Out Boy. Goapele over Beyonce. See a pattern?

Movies:

So many movies. Ask me

Television:

Come to think of it, I don't really watch that much television but if I happen to turn it on by some miracle...

Moment of Truth-I'm sorry its so wrong yet so right!

Family Guy-Best thing to watch while high. Period. I mean its on Fox, TBS, Adult Swim and UPN. I can't lose!

Naruto...That was pretty obvious though right?

Heroes-Damn that freakin' writers strike!! I'm going to have wait to the fall?! Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!

Girlfriends-Why you ask? Its the best sitcom on today with African Americans who are not STEREOTYPES. Not to mention its been on a couple of years now. Much respect. Black power.=puts fist up=

Books:

Anything by Eric Jerome Dickey, Neil Gaiman, or the guy that wrote Discworld. I'm reading a book by Dean Koontz now so he'll become a favorite most likely. Do comic books count? Well if they don't they should garsh darnit. Brian Micheal Bendis. Judd Winick. Stan Lee. Jeph Loeb. Neil Gaiman. (Well he writes books and comics). Alan Moore. Reginal Hudlin because he is writing Black Panther most kick ass right now and...um....I dunno. I tired now. =nods off=

Heroes:

Anybody that used to follow the crowd then decided to walk away...

My Blog

Nasty

He had the kindest face when she met him. The open nature he had was not as startling as it was refreshing. He was clean cut and moderately handsome with various features that did not seem to go all t...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:11:00 PST

Mith Short Story: Warsong

Nug was a Troll to his people.He was a monster as far as most Humes were concerned.Sometimes he could ignore the racism that he and his people endured. His people. He rolled that around in his mind at...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:06:00 PST

The Last Scion

Prolouge2014: All nuclear weapons are disabled due to the efforts of N.A.T.O. and President Barack Obama.2049: The first of the Resource Wars start. It begins with the Russian occupation of Alaska. Th...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:39:00 PST

Mith Short Story: Gnomes and Weed.

Mark Permin was not a boring man.His surroundings were though. His wife was a practicing white witch and he was a cleric. They ran their respective practices out of there house so for the most part he...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:21:00 PST

A Faint Whisper.

"I am Whisper.", he said simply. It was if he expected that to be the explanation of his existence. His owl eyes did not flinch from me staring at him. He did not say anymore. Whisper stared off throu...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:46:00 PST

Higher Learning 13

My typical format for Higher Learning is to count off points( First off, which leads to my second, etc etc). This time we will depart from that. Why? Because change is the only constant thing in life ...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:49:00 PST

Decisions.

I try not to make dumb moves but I'm damn close to making one now. I'm a stone's throw away from not showing up to my job. Stones throw. If I didn't have a house that was falling apart or a family to ...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:48:00 PST

Higher Reasoning 12

First off I wanna say there is this battle, the next battle, and the battle after the next. That's all there is. Second, should people have a limit on their porn? Not in the amount they consume but in...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:50:00 PST

Want

Sometimes I want Without control The taste of her skin Or the warmth we share Between Melting into each other 'Til there is nothing but a puddle To take as much as I give Give as much as I take Yet st...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:37:00 PST

Life

I feel beaten up. I tried to take my mother's wisdom about my job situation. Applying is harder than practice. I feel trapped. This job fills me with dread everytime I go to it. Its something. Somethi...
Posted by Haiku the Shinobi of Words on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:40:00 PST