Uh-oh! Black Hole 1.9!Yeah. So. Some people still are not feeling me on the whole chain mail gig. I mean what the heck? What do I have to do to stop these lame things from circulating? Threatening people's lives hasn't worked, actually making due on my threats hasn't worked (see Hurrican Katrina). What do I have to do? Here is an example of a post I just received: ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN B/F AND G/F OF 5 MOnthsboy- hey, hun girl- hey boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................silencesounding worriedvery long pauseclickbreaks into tears...................... girl- they're taking me off 2night boy- y?? girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u. boy- u could never hurt me girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u. boy- ? girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. boy- ........... girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u boy- then y'd u break up w/me? nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.repost this message with the title i love _____ and fill in the name of the person u love or care about. if u dont, this will happen to you but u will be in the boy's situation.........have a heart for the one that has your heart ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- So. Let me begin by acknowledging that this was obviously perpetuated and propagated by a third grader, judging by their grammar and writing styles. I don't care who the "blankity-blank" you are --- "wht" does not equal "what"; "b" does not equal "be", and "sumtimes" does not equal "sometimes."Look. Abbrev's are one thing, but leaving out one letter, and then intentionally substituting another is just ridiculous!! I mean, c'mon... "Sumtimes" instead of "sometimes?" What's the point of not typing the "e" and then changing the "o" to a "u"?It seems like it takes more work and thought to completely change the English language than it would take to just use what we're blanking taught in school!WTF?IOOHAIHAOYGMJDOAHVD.That is short for:I'm Out Of Here, And I Hope All Of You Grammatically Maladjusted Jerks Die Of A Horrible Venereal Disease.
Thanks to everyone who came out for the show, it was a blast! So, yeah... playing all Christian songs kinda blows. I like to mix up our lineup, but whatev. Geek in the Pink ROCKED! I'm sorry, but that whole acapella thing on that song kicks so much butt. Take that home with you, chew it. Delicious. We are about to begin work on a demo that we will distribute to venues and the general public. There are no more shows until further notice. Peace out.P.S. Check out Jon Mclaughlin. He's an amazing pianist/singer/artist in the style of Ben Folds. Hella better voice though. He's playing Schubas Tavern on Nov. 6 @ 7 PM. I'll be there, so will most of the band.
Poster Child covers:Dispatch, Guster, Dave Matthews Band, dc TALK, Jars of Clay, Jason Mraz, Howie Day, Maroon 5, Deep Blue Something, John Mayer, and similar artists.
Poster Child enjoys:Anchorman, Super Troopers, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, Old School, Elf.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Sports Center, the Yankees (well, only Sean.)
It's that time again. No, not time to take over the world. It's time for my newest gripe in this edition of "BLACK HOLE 1.7"!!!!--I've already complained the STD's out of skanks, but now I have to be politically correct and go after the other sluts in our midst --- that's right --- the Man-whore.--Unbeknownst to most people, these male sluts prowl the earth like vicious cockroaches, seeking their next STD infested girl to prey on. These are the "nice" guys, or so they would seem. Outwardly, in front of their prey, they put on the facade of the gentle, soft-spoken, all-around nice guys. Other guys are able to pick up on the man-whore instantly, while girls have trouble recognizing them.--Most guys will attempt the c*@k-block in order to prevent the man-whore from completing his flirt, but this often results in a counter block that ends with the female admonishing the genuine guy, and being drawn to the man-whore.--There is no defense to the man-whore except the ball tap. The ball tap is a maneuver that was designed to prevent man-whores from initializing their "hit." A successful tap, coupled with a quick escape with the female results in an unsuccessful flirt. However, beware: This is NOT fool-proof! Some females will take pity on the man-whore. Be QUICK to leave the vicinity with the female in-tow, as the pity will be short-lived if the females environment changes.--A quick excuse like, "He deserved it, he got one of my friends pregant, and then beat her to a bloody pulp with a bowling trophy" will suffice, and end any future advances by the man-whore. "He's a faggot/tool" is also considered to be an acceptable excuse, as is, "He video-taped his best friend, Butch, bang his other friend, William in the butt." The aforementioned excuse is legal in all countries except France, where it has been outlawed due to EVERYONE being gay.
Jesus, MJ, Jeter, Ben Thomas, Dane Cook, Dispatch, dc Talk, Carter Beauford, Peter Griffin, Kelsey Fecht, and the Kool-Aid Guy. OHHHH NOOOO!!