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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Schmidt
Birthday: August 3 1990
Birthplace: San Jose
Current Location: CAli
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: negro
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneaux
Your Weakness: oopa loompas
Your Fears: oopas
Your Perfect Pizza: suasage Y mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet don vito
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: i have an enormously long penis
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: idk
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk lounge
Single or Group Dates: w/e
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: nay
Do you Shower Daily: si
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: heck yes
Do you want to get Married: occasionally
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes... dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: nay
Do you get along with your Parents: si
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my mama
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: si
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nay
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no lol
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: those damn oopas
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: dude.. i wanna get raided by a bunch of florids gator fans.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: china
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: dont matter
Weight: not obese
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: many?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests

i like long walks on the beach...and swimming with the dolphins...watching television...looking at my feet...ocassionaly picking my nose...eating it...did i mention swimming with dolphins

I'd like to meet:

Don Vito and Peter Griffin "not those damn oompa loompas"

Music:

the best band ever is queen, i also like acdc basicly classic rock

Movies:

Wedding Crashers was hilarious but hands down nothing can beat Monty Python and the Holy Grail TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Family Guy...Viva La Bam...Team Sanchez...Jackass...Andy Milonokis...Cribs...Chapelles Show...Mind of Mencia...Southpark...Batman...Spiderman...SNL...PowerRangers (original)...Sonic...College Football...and Boxing

Books:

Books Suck

Heroes:

Superman u gots 2 go wit the B-Mizzle a pair of scissors...chinese food