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About Me

Hello, I'm Gerg... I play bass in Chaotic Alliance- We are from Cleveland, and we're better than you, because we're cute. End of Story... I'm pretty awesome, if you ask anyone on the street about me they'll say "yeah, that dude- he rules, he knows" maybe it's because I DO rule, at whatever I do... I'm into punk music, and anything that has spawned from it... And in the "Music" category when I say "Hardcore" I mean sweet hardcore like, Death Side, and Tragedy... not that shit where boys in girls pants and black hoodies play open notes on bass and the same power chords over, and over on guitar just so some under-age girls will hang posters of them up in their rooms. I don't really care if you wear like- girls pants, and have hair in your face.. it's just, if you wear those funny clothes and listen to funny music, I'm going to call you funny and point and laugh... and you'll be like "fuck that dude, his pants are tight all over... and they aren't even FADED!" On to more things that are awesome about me... Um, I've been in Kun Fu (let's just say Karate for you retards) for about 10 1/2 years now... in the forms of My Jhong and Animal, and one day I'm going to be a Jedi... Knight. I am and Atheist, which means I don't believe in a higher being, but that doesn't mean I won't talk to you if you're a devout Christain... I'm pretty open to a lot of things, but sometimes I act like I'm not to piss people off. I'm a sarcastic asshole too, so... that might make you not like me, but I don't really care...I read a lot of books, and I think it's retarded that some people think it's cool to be illiterate. I don't like to discuss politics with anyone because whomever I'm talking to usually gets pissed off at me for not flying a flag (over my eyes).Refrain from adding me if you're one of those girls who kiss other girls in order to give the guys your hanging out with boners. Also, don't add me if you have pictures of two emo dudes kissing each other on your page somewhere, because I know they're just doing it because it's all cool and artsy to be gay now. PLEASE don't add me if you have an excessive amount of pictures of yourself, because I really don't care how good you look in various positions/outfits. Don't add me if you're one of those people who make suicide references on their page, and write stupid-ass poems about killing themselves- Pages with videos and shit on them are annoying too, because chances are whatever I'm listening to kicks whatever is on your pages ass. If you want to do me, or something, don't bother telling me, because I would never fuck you (unless this is Hilary Duff reading this, then DO MEEEEE!). I want to meet people who are into good music and who like making fun of other people. .

My Interests

CHAOTIC ALLIANCE Skate-FUCKING-boarding, collecting records, talking shit, stabbing you in the ears, going to shows, playing shows, touring, leaving Cleveland and the surrounding area, supporting local punk bands, supporting touring punk bands writing, reading, playing bass, making fun of people, trying to pop wheelies in my car, trying to find jobs, crashing parties, pissing you off, saying things i don't mean to make people mad, being a smart ass, not caring about what you think, being in your wet dream(s)... and all other forms of ILL SHIT!

I'd like to meet:

I'll talk to anyone, especially if you have a sweet record collection, or as long as you're not some gothic weirdass, and as long as you don't attend 80's night at Peabody's. I'd like to meet people who want to talk to me about other things besides my band. I love playing music but the "when are you coming to (insert city here)?" and the "you guys are awesome, how did you get on a label" questions are getting pretty annoying. I'd like to meet someone on here who actually talks to me before adding me to their Myspace friends collection. Most of all i'd like to meet punks from around the world/U.S. who stay into punk longer than their highschool career.

Music:

Punk Fucking Rock: 1982//Hardcore 1977//D-Beat Thrash//Metal Discharge Inepsy State Of Fear Black Uniforms English Dogs Motorhead Komintern Sect Varukers Sex Crimes Aaritila Hell Krusher Appendix Wolfbrigade Selfish G.B.H. At The Gates Riisytyt Stiff Little Fingers Disclose To What End? Eater Crude Uproar Death Side 9 Shocks Terror Tragedy Legion of Parasites Soldier Dolls Mustang Disorder Dog Soldier JFA Dead Boys Limp Wrist The Boys Resistance 77 Broken Bones Destructors Driller Killer Chaos UK Municipal Waste Death Threat No Parade The Cure Warcry Joy Division/Warsaw Disfear Johnny Thunders Exploding Hearts Asta Kask From Ashes Rise Paintbox Wolfpack Unit 21 The Clash Coliseum Assault Remains of the DayMetal/Etc. Iron Maiden Satanic Warmaster 3 Inches of Blood Grim Reaper Man o War Rhapsody Dark Throne Iced Earth Mayhem Black Dahlia Murder DragonForce Children of Bodom In Flames Metallica (pre Black Album) Thin Lizzy Ac/Dc Kreator Cattle Decapitation Juda Priest Guns n' Rose DanzigDavid Bowie

Movies:

THRASHIN' - Warriors Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 1984 - Anchor Man Joe Dirt - Boondock Saints Equilibrium - Training Day Menace to Society - Pecker True Romance - Thirteen Taxi Driver - Full Metal Jacket Weapons of Ass Destruction

Television:

STELLA CONAN O'BRI-AAAAAAANNNN Tom Goes To The Mayor Sealab 2021 AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Andy Milonakis Wonder Showzen Rock School Arrested Development Hogan Knows Best Reno 911 100 Most Metal Moments 100 Least Metal Moments I Love the 70's, 80's, and 90's

Books:

ANYTHING AYN RAND HAS WRITTEN (Dystopian) 1984.Anthem.A Brave New World. Farenheit 451. War and Peace. Lexicon Devil the Fast Times and Short Life of Darby Crash and the Germs. The Cleveland Mafia. Death At Euclid Beach. I've read a lot more books, i just don't remember...