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Elliott Smith

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Well I was born in Lax, grew up in the country outside of Sparta. I am currently working for the man right now out at Fort McCoye however I was previously employed by a bunch of pencil pushers at a place I like to call hell(college). I spent 5 years in hell learned a lot paid a lot and am still paying a lot. But it was ALL worth it. I met so many cool people you should have seen the parties. Essentialy that Is why I went. Grades are nothing without the experience that achived them. If there was a PHD or doctorate in partyin I would have saved more money to go the full eight years. But since livin in Lax can get a little crazy, who wants to be another crazy party monster anyway bad enough there is allready one. To brake myself down for ya I am a Aquarius(Crazy bastard) with a Sagitary moon. It just so happens that my favorite artist of all time has the exact same birthday and the same moon(Wolfgang Amudaus Mozart). It doesn't surprise me at this fact because I always have music in my head. Music to me is like poetry and drums and guitar are my paper and quill. There is nothing more enfigurating for me than getting a good buzz going and then letting it rip. Sometimes I'll forget what time it is and people will end up bitching because when I play I don't just play I rock that shit! Not to mention my hands aswell, you should see the blisters. Outside of fucking around alot I enjoy deep conversations dealing with spirituality, world events and politics. I guess you could say I am a religous conspirecy theorist. However I got the facts to back up my theories. Many conspirecies are simply realities that we just don't want to wake up to cuz as you all know ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I didn't know some of the shit i know cuz then I would find it much easier to sleep at night knowing my country was not planing some secret scheme against my libral hippy ass. But as long as they know that I know what they know then how about them Brewers! LOL. My ultimate goal in life would be to turn my century and a half old farm into a campground for the musicaly inclined or maybe the handycapped. Anything to make some kind of living cause I hate working for the system. Another dream of mine would be to run for office some day. I would start locally and then go to the top. Hell, with myspace I could spam the whole country and spend little or nothing on a campaign. Ha campaign finance lol, what are they going to do with my social savy aquarius bitch ass. There's no way they could compeat, they will just have to assasinate my ass! I enjoy meeting as many people as possible. That is essentially who I am. A little peice of everyone I encounter rubs off on to me. You got to reconize the good and bad in everyone though to use it to better yourself. For me I seek truth more than anything. I guess you could say I am sole seeker on a spiritual mission to fight for the peace and humanity of the world, no matter what the cost. I would gladly lay down my life in order to change the world. Its kinda like Lord of the Rings. But instead of Frodo taking the ring to mount doom it would be me as a high elf litterally lol. Thats kinda how I live my life wondering around the woods looking for my way and picking up magical shit from time to time. I met the love of my life but golem ran off with her. I like meeting up with my other elf friends out in the shire. We enjoy playing loud music and dancing all night long till the sun comes up. Then we retreat back to our little hobbit holes where we call home. I'll leave a few pages open for you to add some stories if you would like just come out to the shire n have a spot to drink n maybe a smoke or two or three or what ever it maybe. Cheerio!
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


75%

Faerie


67%

WereWolf


58%

Mermaid


58%

Dragon


58%

Demon


0%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


75%

Mysterious


33%

Diamond Eyes


33%

Eyes full of Pain


8%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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You are 100% Aquarius
How Aquarius Are You?
You scored as Air. The predominant element in your life is AIR. Air rules intellect and logic, and the signs Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.

Spirit


70%

Air


70%

Water


60%

Fire


55%

Earth


45%
Which of the Five Elements are you?
created with QuizFarm.com How do you like my new wheels WEEEEEEEEEE! MMMMMM I want this Synth bowchickabowbow lolYeah this is my 420 fish from God! If that doesn't say light up I don't know what does. This is a picture of my old living room that I did .. brush, Tripped out oh yeah!China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter
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You Are 76% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
Your Birthdate: January 27
You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.
You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.
Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone
Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge
Your power color: Cobalt blue
Your power symbol: Dove
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your True Love Is an Aquarius
Why you'll love an Aquarius:
Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes.
You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked.
Why an Aquarius will love you:
You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends.
You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?

My Interests

Love,Spirituality,World Events, Politics and Debate, History, Festivals, Fiestas, Hiking, Traveling, Buming around town, Philosophy,Culture, World Religions, Spanish, Latin, Art, Feng Shui,Meditation, Music! Music! Music!, Music Theory, Drums, Piano, Guitar, Spinning Records, Wholistic Healing, Yoga, Reiki, Metaphysics,Crystals, Marine Biology, Reneawable Energies, Fish farming, Molecular Biology, Botany, Archeology, Climatology, HAARP (High Active Auroral Research Program) Tesla Technology, Biorythms, Astrology, Magick, Rainbow Gathering, Soccer, Snow Boarding, Disc Golfing, Fishing, Aquarius, Organic Farming, Four Wheeling, Stock market trends, Eating Watermelons, Flying Planes, Meeting as many people as possible, Blowing shit up lol, Cooking up mad shit in the kitchen, oh I almost forgot BOOZE! Bullshiting,Day Dreaming and pretty much anything else that helps me expand my mind and fill my soul. This is one of the most rediculous fishing videos i have ever seen!

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost I would like to meet Jesus Christ because I gots to figure out how he turned water into wine. Then I would proceed to spiritual enlightenment to wash away all the disturbing thoughts that society has embedded in my head. In general I would like to meet anyone of truth and virtue. Someone who don't take no shit from no one and someone with purpose. People that possess characteristics of gods. People that strive for perfection and keep a modest profile while they do it. I also love silly crazy sons of bithches more than anything cuz it takes a true genius to make someone laugh. More specifically I would like to meet my great great great grandfather John Adams. That’s right the second president. God knows I get my political insight from the very grassroots of this country. He was one of the few presidents that condemned the masons and their secret society of world domination. Next on my list would have to be Pele, the world’s greatest soccer player. From the age of 17 on he shocked the world of soccer and still has the record for goals scored in a career. I am not much for a basketball player but the only reason I watched basketball back in the day was because of Michael Jordan. I swear that guy could fly! I have always admired JFK. I feel that if he wouldn't have been assassinated by our own government I.E.(CIA ex. George Bush senior)our country might not be as fucked up as it is. After all he was one of the only presidents who didn't put up with any shit example ( Mafia, Soviets, Soft money, Jewish lobbyist ,Big brother, oil tycoons, Nazis, McNamara’s bitchass, and Nuclear weapons . Next I would like to meet Osama Bin Laden and along with Shasha Beron Cohen and Say "High Five!"Lastly I would like to meet president George W. Bush and simply ask him this "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING". I mean really if it weren't for those fucking republicans in the house and senate that mother fucker would be impeached in a heart beat. People must understand this country is not a democracy it is a dictatorship no different than Hitler was. In fact Bush’s grand daddy funded the Nazis. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. If you think Bush won that last two elections think again.

Music:


Me on the Drums, Mozart, Mark Farina, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Hendrix,Wookie Foot, Stevie Ray Vaughn, George Clinton, Elvis, Rick James Bitch!, Eric Clapton, Richard Vission (Acid Hussel Hell Yeah!) Dany Teneglia, John Aquaviva, Aphrodite, Deep Dish, Chemical Brothers, Doors, Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Bellafleck and the flecktones, Radio Head, Eagles, Rolling Stones, Lynard Skynard, Frank Sanatra Marven Gay, Roni Size, Dj Icey, Dj Dan, Sandra Collins, Poveriti, Terra Firma, Tu Pac, BIG, a Tribe Called Quest, Adam Freeland, Ak 1200, Donald Glaude, Atmosphere, AZN Timer Kid, Basement Jaxx,Beastie Boys, Beatles, Benny Benassi, Bubba Sparxx, Gorillaz, Blur, Bone Thugs and Harmony, Carl Cox, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Dave Matthews Bad, Steve Miller Band, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Dire Straits, Rusted Roots, CCR,Deep Dish, Deep Forest, Deep Purple, Van Morison,Deep Sky, Beck, Eagles of Death Metal, Def Leppard, Deftones, Delerium, Devin The Dude, Too Short, DieselBoy, Dirty Vegas, Bad Boy Bill, Dj Dara, Sasha, DigWeed, Dj Taucher,Tiesto, Tomcraft, Snoop Dogg, Elliott Smith, Eric Prydz, NIN, Fatboy Slim, Felix Da House Cat, The Killers, Ferry Corsten, Postal Service, Safari, Moby, Garbriel and Dresden, GreenDay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Grove Armada, Gus Gus, Hybrid, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Joe Satriani, Single Cell Orchestra, Jurassic 5, Led Zeppelin, Lords of Acid, LTJ Bukem, Madonna, Massive Attack, Afro Man, Miles Davis, Mylo, Nikki Costa, Narvana, Old Dirty Bastard, Oakenfold, Orbital, Outkast, Paul Van Dyk, Partical, Phil Collins, Planet Funk, The Police, Prodigy, RamJam, Rigina Spectra, Lenard Cohen, Doors, Renaissance, Sander Kleinenberg, Stone Temple Piolots,Styx,Tall Paul, Telepopmusik, Intelefunk, UnderWorld, U2, Way Out West, White Strips,

Movies:

Fear and Lothing in Las Vagas, Lord of the Rings, Blow, Brave Heart, Snatch, Trailer Park Boys, Fight Club,Perfect Romance, Matrix, Enter the Dragon, Shoulin Deadly Kicks, Gladiator, Alice in WonderLand the version with the real people. Its so tripped out!

Television:

I HATE TELEVSION WITH A PASSION! Well the discovery channel and the History channel an't bad but for the most part TV does nothing but make us little sheeps at the call of the consumer's image. Our news is controled by a bunch of evil mother fuckers who censor the truth and spread fear so they can have a reason to go to war and win illegitiment elections. Here are some funny banned commercials tho lol

Books:

Lord of The Rings, Old Man of the Sea, Treasure Island, The Flower of Life, Angels Don't Play This HAARP, Bible, Koran, Veta.

Heroes:

God, Jesus, Muhmad, Bill Clinton, ODB (RIP) My Dad, Chuck Noris, Bruce Lee, Tupac, JFK, Timothy Lery, Johnny Depp, Hunter S. Thompson, MJ, Nicola Tesla, Green Bay Packers,

My Blog

US Government WTF

The US was founded upon the declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights and good Christian values. We as Americans fought against taxation with out representation and by God we will do it again ev...
Posted by Elliott Smith on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:26:00 PST

Outa Town

When the world gets ya down go outa town.  When ya get there just breath the air.Hows it now?  Just wipe your brow.Go get lost and then you'll be found.Just outa town is where you'll be arou...
Posted by Elliott Smith on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

History

History is definitely the one thing that all humans share.  Throughout time humans have developed through primitive live styles to high-tech leisurely lives.  However it would not have been...
Posted by Elliott Smith on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

stuff

What better word for shit than crap!
Posted by Elliott Smith on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

Now I Know

What I had I could never replace. What was will never be forgotten. What remains is still there. Why it stays is crystal clear. When it comes it's then completed. Why, because its well awaited. ...
Posted by Elliott Smith on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Elliott's Best Quote

I have a high tolerance therefore I get higher!
Posted by Elliott Smith on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST

Typical America

Typical America.  Growing up in America we were are all taught that our country is the best and everyday at the start of class we would all pleadge alligence to this magnificint countr...
Posted by Elliott Smith on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST