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Thomas

Stick it in the camel and go!

About Me

I like facebook better than this shit show.

My Interests

Anything I can get into and become an elitest with. Knowledge isn't fun unless you can ward it over others.

I'd like to meet:

That chick with the 3 knockers from Total Recall.

Music:

In no certain order:

Alice In Chains, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Ozzy, Stratovarius, The Darkness, H.I.M (His Infernal Majesty), U2, VAST, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash, The Sounds, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Peter Frampton, Eric Clapton, Temple Of The Dog, Mad Season, Stellastarr*, Tom Petty, The Doors, Fleetwood Mac, Derick And The Dominos, Black Sabbath, Sublime, The Postal Service, Wu-Tang Clan.

Yes, music snobs, I realize I effectively named Eric Clapton 3 times, that was supposed to be our little unspoken thing... way to ruin it.

Movies:

There are so many good ones.

Goodfellas, Scarface, Rocky I-V, Heartbreak Ridge, The Memphis Belle, Back To The Future, Office Space, The Boondock Saints, Smokey And The Bandit, Robin Hood Prince Of Theives, A Few Good Men, Dirty Harry, Cliffhanger.

Television:

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, Battlestar Galactica (you can call me a nerd, but TV guide agrees, best show on television period).

Books:

1984, The Hobbit, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The War of The Lance Trilogy, The Catcher In The Rye, Jurrasic Park, Napalm And Silly Puddy, When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops?

Heroes:

Myself when I am drunk