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emily monster

I think your Theory of Relativity has gotten to be a bit too...relative.

About Me

My two best friends are covered in fur.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

bicycling, flowers, kitties, painting, stretching things, touching leaves, decoupage, dancing, drawing, playing, sketchbooks, rain sounds, cooking, picking tiny balls of cat hair off my carpet, oddness, friends, pabst, classy ladies, living alone, postcards

I'd like to meet:

whoever's been stealing vegetables out of my mom's garden

Music:

gravy train, aesop rock, mates of state, kind of like spitting, postal service, lost sounds, the faint, mouserocket, the reigning sound, all-girl summer fun band, carol king, unwed sailor, souljunk, chk chk chk, umbrella tree, the thermals, tv on the radio, architecture in helsinki, danielson famile, the pixies, the dresden dolls, xiu xiu, ugly cassanova, grandaddy, jeffrey novak and his fabulous one-man band, beck, bjork, mt. gigantic, HORSE the band, pavement, joanna newsom, junior senior, rilo kiley, le tigre, modest mouse, fiona apple, the decemberists, leonard cohen, brian eno, happy birthday amy, eisley, fugazi, blanket music, amy annelle/the places, azure ray, the black heart procession, the getup kids, the dirtbombs, el-p, cornelius, eureka gold, cursive, the wednesdays, george clinton parliament and the funkadelics, of montreal, nada surf, metric, jawbreaker, cat stevens, rites of spring, royal trux, viva voche, totally michael! the violent femmes, the jon spencer blues explosion, blackalicious, DJ quicky mart, spooky johnson, ghostfinger, andrew bird, more!

Movies:

fargo, ghost world, drop-dead gorgeous, videodrome, resevoir dogs, 12 monkeys, the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, white oleander, frida, amelie, the royal tennenbaums, lost in translation, dirty pretty things, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, willard, kids, the squid and the whale, HAROLD & MAUDE, garden state, the life aquatic, amores perros, todos mi madre, the point

Television:

don't own one.

Books:

If on a Winter's Night, a Traveler by Italo Calvinoanything by Richard Brautigan, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, or Merriam-WebsterFeed by M.T. Andersonthe Dune seriesThe Art of Looking Sideways

Heroes:

mamo, maybe, lou

My Blog

NEW PHOTOS OF ART THINGS

check 'em out, kids.  art stuff i made this semester.  they're in the "Art School" album.  cheers!
Posted by emily monster on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:32:00 PST

You can’t fuck a ham sandwich

but I hear sometimes you CAN (always get what you want). I'm glad no one ever reads these.
Posted by emily monster on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Not Everybody Can Be in the WWF

but it doesn't mean we can't live the dream.so you know those wires that hold up telephone/light poles that are usually covered by yellow plastic things that are easy to see at night?   ...
Posted by emily monster on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST

Who says I have a Fatalistic world view?

Do you ever get the feeling the world's just one big buttonhole on the fly of some cosmic drunkard about to take a piss on what he thinks is a toilet but in all actuality is the universal equivalent o...
Posted by emily monster on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST