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About Me

Amid the chaos of that day
when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots
and all I could smell was the violence in the air
I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true
that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record:

you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.

My Interests

straight edge, jiu jitsu, thai boxing, tv on dvd, horror movies, zombies, icy hot, NOT GOD, the mission

I'd like to meet:

everything else is just extra...AIM....JoinMeInDeathXXX...oh, and visit my house and watch the videos

Music:

the misfits, unbroken, creedence, lifetime, gorilla biscuits, jawbreaker, sick of it all, jets to brazil, deftones, danzig, vision of disorder, fall silent, rise against, earth crisis, alkaline trio, hot water music, bloodsimple, MUSE, dragonforce, against me! and mainstream rap.

Movies:

star wars, dirty work, bad boys 2, dead alive, evil dead, phantasm, cemetery man, the last man on earth, return of the living dead, the thing, frailty, reservoir dogs, akira, bad taste, starship troopers, poltergeist, from dusk till dawn, the dead trilogy, the shawshank redemption, suspiria, seven samurai, shogun assassin, versus, battle royale, true romance, jaws

Television:

the shield, LOST, nip/tuck, 24, arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, dexter, wondershowzen, desperate housewives, smallville, prison break, my name is earl, ali g, the office

Books:

art of war, have a nice day, shadows of the empire, bios, and harry potter books on cd

My Blog

police rant

hi i just got pulled over. this is only the 2nd time its happened since i began driving back in (counts on fingers) 2001. the first time was like my 2nd week of driving and they pulled me over o...
Posted by Austin! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

blog suggestions

its pretty obvious i like to rant. usually shit pops into my head but i dont feel like writing it down or i will forget a few minutes later. give me some suggestions on anything to rant about and ill ...
Posted by Austin! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

responsibility rant

id like to think of myself as a responsible person. i have some money saved up. i have great credit. i dont have any debt, minus car payments (its my 2nd new car though so gimme a break). when i was s...
Posted by Austin! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

myspace rant...(updated 10/03)

im sure its all been said a million times before, even by me. but ill say it again...here is my list of myspace complaints, dos, and donts fuck private profiles. im here to fucking lurk and you...
Posted by Austin! on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST

why im stoked on the new place

first and foremost its the house i grew up in for 14 years. that rules. just going through it to day i was looking at the corner i saw my sister smash her head on, the window i fell through that i sti...
Posted by Austin! on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:59:00 PST

i wish i was making this up

me-customer service can i can your phone number with area code her-finally, someone who sounds like they have a brain me-haha yea last i checked i had one. whats your phone number area code first her-...
Posted by Austin! on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:54:00 PST

letter from the attorney general

these are the type of people i deal with. im taking this word for word. typing errors are not by me...these are the people i deal with on a daily basis. it was a hand written document i wa...
Posted by Austin! on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:04:00 PST

i forgot why i loved work

haha i just had such a fun call. this lady only called me sunuva bitch (instead of my name) and i told her she has a big mouth and shes all "yea, i do. so what, you are a cock sucker" and im like "IM ...
Posted by Austin! on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PST

attn girls from new york

if you got off right before jamaica street around 2pm on the 22nd, im in love with you and we should probably get married cause i could tell you wanted to and fuck leroy
Posted by Austin! on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:06:00 PST

gettting hit on at work

Austin, Thanks for all the hard work you do for me in a crunch to support my efforts at the last minute to meet the bonus...My 6 year son appreciates it!...I'll buy you lunch ...
Posted by Austin! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST