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About Me

If you really want to be friends go here. www.myspace.com/theryanclarkbandi made a new myspace so i could let people hear the music i record by myself, since my band fell apart. Check it out and be my friend. No music up yet though, but join my friend list.PLEASE REALIZE THAT THIS WILL BE MY NEW MYSPACE!!! ILL DELETE THIS ONE EVERYONE HAS TO BECOME MY FRIEND ON IT.1. What Curse Do You Use The Most? The Curse of the Massive wet Craps2. Do You Own An Ipod? Better, i own a Tripod.3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most? Brandi, I live with her.4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? Whoever calls me first wakes me up. Could be 10 am, could be 530 pm. Either way im gonna be pissed.5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? I am in love, but i didnt ask to be.6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold? Uh, I wear NOTHING when its cold.7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? if its a picture of dead bodies, id rather take it.8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? Hide and Seek.9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children? yeah...10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? has anyone ever... not called me lazy?11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? yeah beer and hard liquor.12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player? Sadly, my own.13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? Regular, with oreos.14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? I live in a realm without secrets, i live with women.15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? i dont drink coffee.16. Can You Whistle? only while i work.18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back? Never.19. Did You Watch Cartoons As A Child? i watch cartoons every day.20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To? Billy Madison21. Have You Ever Done The Dirty In A Field? Is it dirty if you dont?23. Do You Own Any Band T-Shirts? absolutely not.24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?Probably bleu cheese.25. Is Anyone In Love With You? I sure hope so.26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes? No... the one who's in love with me does.27. Ever Cry In Public? Yeah cuz when i start crying i run into town.28. Are You On A Desktop Computer Or A Lap Top? Laptop.29. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo? yeah probably more tats.30. Whats The Weather Like? awful.31. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos? not unless they were cool.32. What Did You Do Before This? played soccer/basketball with my brothers.33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor? two nights ago with brandi at my folk's.34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function? 1435. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily? kind of!!36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced? NOOOOO!!!37. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box? j totally.38. Do You Use Sarcasm? Chocolate Covered numnums.40. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?only if i catch someone.41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?yes but i hate rollercoasters.43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?im not a fag if thats what you mean.44. Do You Like Mustard? i like the sweet smell of mustard gas...45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach Or Back? Head.46. Do You Watch The News? Like... Huey Louis?47. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars? Jackhawk 900048. Who Was The Last Person To Make You Mad? Jason Clark49. Do You Like AnybodY?No i dont like anyone. At all.50. What Is The Last Thing You Purchased? an 18 pack of bud light.

My Interests

Time Travel, The Solar System, Voo Doo, Ghost Hunting, Racing People for money (on foot i dont have a car) and spending lots of time with those dear to me before it's too late. RIP gramps. Im also fascinated by Global warming, Downs, Turrets and Autism... and screwing with people who are on crazy drugs.img src="http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00004/83/01/4891038_l.jpg" alt="Yeah. Told you so."

I'd like to meet:

this weirdo right here img src="http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00004/75/31/4891357_m.jpg" And also Abraham Lincoln, Harriet Tubman... Dale Earnheardt, Peter Jennings, Gary Coleman, Richard Simmons, Gary Busey... Arnold. Chuck. Wilben Marvin Glassbowl... JAPANESE FIGHTER PILOT NUMBER 881... Ryan Clark and Jesus. And God. And the Devil... so i can slap the bitch... WHAAAT!!

Music:

I dont really dig musicimg src="http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00004/11/21/4891211_m.jpg"

Movies:

I like the movies with sound, and color picture. Im a sucker for chick flicks... because of my mother, but thats to my father I love any movie with Fighting, Dying, Explosions, Sex or Government Scandals in the plot.When they make a chick flick with all those things in it, besides The Predator with Arnold Shwarzeneggar.... I'll be first in line.

Television:

I have one... it's usually on but im rarely looking at it.

Books:

Coloring Books, and the ones with really big letters, and pictures. Full color pictures.

Heroes:

Brandi Jones, Dj Steve Joseph Seans, Mobert Rayo, Sharanda (fruit loopy) Kerrkus, Ryan Gause, All of the african american people who survived the early 1900's, Prince, Billy Joel, My Parental Unit, Hulk Hogan, The YingYang Twins, Arnold Shwarzeneggar, Chuck (the F*ck) Norris, Adam Sandler, Clyde, Dru Thousand, Dave Matthews, Jordan Brett Jeffcot, Phillip Morris, mk, Aliyah, William Shatner, Carter Beauford, Bruce Bruce, James Dean, Neil Patrick Harris, George W. Bush Jr., Elmo, Josh Hatfield, 3-6 Mafia, Jared (the subway guy) and Oscar (not the grouch) Meyer.

My Blog

A poem about my gigantic balls and cock.

Not really I totally just wanted everyone to click that. Sorry if you are offended by the word combination Balls + Cock. i did hear a really funny poem on Mind of Mencia though... i think she says: T...
Posted by Back to Square one. on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:20:00 PST

Love to all.

iM just saying. I LOVE YOU GUYS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ARE SUCH PIMPS. allllll of ya. DOLLS!!! SEE YOU SOON.
Posted by Back to Square one. on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:56:00 PST

I officially quit smoking. So dont give me any lip, or i will punch it.

Shake that Laffy taffy, that laffy taffy GIRL shake that laffy taffy...
Posted by Back to Square one. on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:22:00 PST

Garaputo the hovercraft.

Jesus and Garaputo are the best of friends. Everyday they smoke a half pound of weed and they go and sell oranges by the freeway. Well theres only one problem there. Garaputo is no regular boy. H...
Posted by Back to Square one. on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:41:00 PST

In regards to the last man i killed.

This has nothing to do with sports: So i was walking through the park and i saw a homeless man so i rip off his legs and beat him with its to death even he was beggin me to stop but NO i said i ...
Posted by Back to Square one. on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:28:00 PST

Gorilla punches.

Have YOU ever been punched by a gorilla? Yeah i didnt think so. It hurts.
Posted by Back to Square one. on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:37:00 PST

THE BEAR AND THE ELEPHANT!!!!! READ IT!!!!!

Just kidding. This is in regards to the craziest birthday ever. Thank you so much to everyone who was a part of it I wanna just smile big at all of you and say "Speegle" because it would be real fun....
Posted by Back to Square one. on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:43:00 PST

Hurricane Rita...rded.

Japan has a weather machine... they are causing all of these natural disasters. Think about it.
Posted by Back to Square one. on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

ah...

new song... "How to Dance" ya gonna love it. Guaranteed. I love all of you. see you soon.
Posted by Back to Square one. on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:53:00 PST

I wrote a new song.

New song... "No Troubles"... you'll here it... very soon.
Posted by Back to Square one. on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:14:00 PST