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Viva Las Shandas♥(what what!)

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Add to My Profile | More Videosmyself...and anything having to do with me or people who worship me. Im a sucker for a pretty smile and a hot haircut.I dont really have much room for games in my life, but in the event that i find the time to *play* i will always win. :) Recognize,Bitch! I get off on tattooing my extremities. And i selfishly ADORE my dogs. Some people think they are annoying because they are small, but in my eyes they do no wrong. And when no one else is there, i can count on my babies to love me and love me and kiss my tears away..
What color...
are your eyes? greenish blue
are your teeth? beige..hahahah..thanks to Camel
is your hair? dark brown and light blonde...for the moment
are your sheets? HOT mothereffin pink
is your favorite? see above answer
is your skin? a sort of peachy pinkish white girl color
What do you...
drink(alcoholic)? beer,cosmos,shots..anything
drink(non-alcoholic)? DP, juices
drive? Ford Explorer...2003
tune your radio to? Lite Rock 103.7...im fucking old
think about most? Melissa
want to be when you grow up? with another grown up
look like in the morning? a freak of nature with crazy bed head
need to live? water,air,friends,family,and love
eat after a late night? breakfast tacos from Cabana
hate the most? families who nose their way between my relationships
want in life? stability
crave? love...and taquitos from Bueno...haha
Have you...
had a hit and run? yes (hanging head in shame)
used someone for sex? totally...thats all other people are good for...hah
punched anybody? mmhmm...sucka style
stolen from a house party? only beers
stared at yourself naked? omg...its repulsive..i try not to
picked your nose while driving? its almost as if i cant drive without it anymore
cut someone off because you could? er...
lied to your best friend? totally....im an asshole,folks
been in a cop car? yes officer
had sex in a parental bed? omg, probably more than in my own damn bed.
spiked someone's drink? why? im not nice enough to share my liquor
been in love with your best friend? totally...
watched porn in a huge group? thats the only way
filled your beer can from the keg? how fucking trashy. i have dont some trashmonger things in my life, but even i draw the line
not taken a shower for more than 24hrs? when i was on drugs
got caught singing in your car? omg its like American Idol in my car every day!
Do you enjoy...
speeding? hhhmmm...
loud music? no
long telephone conversations? depends on who im talking to...most of the time i do though
getting drunk? sometimes..not really though
shopping? OMG this question was written especially for me!
going to school? actually yes...i like to learn
rain? rain, but no thunder
driving alone? yes, yes i do
late night movies? totally!!!
early morning sex? well....
warm apple pie? omg its a beautiful thing
laughing until your sides hurt? yes because that either means im happy or making fun of someone...
tripping your friends? tripping out on my friends
intellectuals? only if im drowning them
dinner with your family? i never thought i would say this, but yes
How many...
peircings? 11
tattoos? lots of little ones that are all running into one big one
animals? 3..well 4 if you count Becks kitty behind the dryer
movies do you own? omg i have never been bored enough to count
rooms in your house? 10 including the garage
pairs of underwear do you own? why the FUCK would i know this??
friends have you had die? 3
sibllings do you have? ZERO!!!
people have you betrayed? *skip*
jobs have you had? im old..i dont fucking know
numbers are in your phone? like 100
Is it black or white? my phone? its silver :)
sprite or 7up? im a caffeine junkie so neither,motherfucker!
slurpee or big gulp? slurpee...weeee!!!!
import or domestic? domestic
manual or automatic? automatic now, but i LOVE to drive the stick!!
digital or disposable camera? digi baby
pot or tabacco? neither actually, i just quit smoking Camels a few weeks back
beer or liquor? beer
swim or lay out? swim
club or bar? im a bar whore
lol or haha? haha...lol is so played out
ankle or tube socks? ew! socks suck
What fragrance do you wear? coconut lime body spray or Shi by Alfred Sung
Are you a tease? please...i want it too much to tease about it ;)
Do you get yourself off? at every possible convenience
What will your kids be named? Hella and Hellion
If you...
had one CD for the rest of your life what would be? Fleetwood Mac's Greatest Hits
could sleep with a celeb, who would it be? Clea Duvall...mmmmm
got to pick the national animal it would be? Jackalope :)
could fly where would you go? the Greek Isles
needed an organ who would you ask? My Mom
if/when you go to jail, who gets the first call? Mom
had more friends would you spend less time on my space? not even a little

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I'd like to meet:

People who arent STUPID. Maybe someone ...ANYONE...who might not annoy me. Thats so hard to find these days. I get annoyed so easily. And it can't be because of ME...oh no...it MUST be everyone else. .. AIM-VoodooInYou..... And i'd truly like to meet someone who GETS me. I am not the easiest person to get along with for LONG periods of time. I need someone who can give me my space now and again. I tend to make friends with people who dont know when to extract themselves from my ass. Theres GOT to be someone out there whos feelings i DONT hurt when i just am not in the mood to hang out with them....**DEEP BREATH** ok, listen closely as i jump off my soapbox and tell ya more. I like meeting, but am not limited to: Creative types..people who like to express themselves in ways beyond just words...painters...sculptors...photographers...musicians.... colorful personalities..tattooed & the tattoo artist....you MUST be starting to get the picture by now....

Movies:

of the pornographic nature. oh, and Mean Girls. The Plastics are my heroes.MY OBITUARY

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Television:

television is a medium that only leads to brainrotting....but i like to watch it anyway.

Books:

i dont feel like talking about books. What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?
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Heroes:

i am my own hero....but if i have to include others, i would say Electra Woman and Dynagirl. And The Teen Girl Squad. " you guys are wack." "wiggity wack?" "no, just regular kind."i

My Blog

something to think about

i wanted to share something that i experienced last night with all of you who choose to read my ramblings. This really made a huge impression on me, and has been weighing on my heart ever since i saw ...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

soooooo, yeah, i just got out of jail....

....and let me tell ya, i had a blast. I was only in jail for like 3 hours, but it was JAIL!!! hahaha....i slept the whole time,anyways. it was for a fucking stupid bounced check from like a  ye...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

ODE........to my bitches

**i wrote this myself...2 nights ago...because i was feeling inspired to tell the special ladies in my life just how much they mean to me **   This goes out to all my bitches    who hav...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:59:00 PST

Batty TAGGED my ass...dammit

Ok, so now that Batty has tagged me, i am obligated to post this blog stating 6 random and odd facts about myself. THENNNN...i get to tag 6 MORE people who have to do the same about themselves.  ...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:59:00 PST

clarification on last nights raging blog

The blog i wrote last night is actually about a REAL TIME situation. It has nothing at all to do with Myspace. I know I know...it's difficult to believe that there is drama in the world NOT due to Mys...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:57:00 PST

to whom this blog is concerned...i hope you get the point

there are a few things i need to say...and there are a few people that those things are specifically directed to. I choose not to mention names because that is childish and unnecessary...and besides, ...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

Dinner with Dicknose

hahaha...that was random, huh?  theres no real reason for this blog,actually. i just felt the need to let go of a little word vomit. and since Beck is sleeping on the couch, we cant really talk m...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:58:00 PST

Chuck The Fuck Rides Again!!

ok people...before you read this i need you to make sure you have peed and are sitting down . my dear friend Jessie sent this to me , but i decided to post it as a blog instead of a bulletin so th...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:30:00 PST

The Pied Piper and other random assortments.

Hi! Have you all met my good friend, THE PIED PIPER Of Euless????    ...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST

friends

i just wanted to post a HAPPY blog for once!! whoot!!! FYI..a little reminder: i love you guys. all my friends who have always got my back. you guys are fucking fabulous! i just wanted you to know. Be...
Posted by Viva Las Shandas[the boogaloo shrimp] on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:35:00 PST