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jean claude van raab

the status is not quo

About Me


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My Interests


Cigarettes

Music:


bel biv devoe.

Movies:


Visitor Q
Crows: Zero

Television:


HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER fucker
Tim and Eric Awesome Show

Books:


breakfast of champions.
ham on rye.
buddy does seattle

Heroes:


patric rose.
brian may

My Blog

fuck yo shit

I just learned how to flip a flip blade. If you see me skating down the street don't fuck with me, unless you wanna git cut. foo. 
Posted by jean claude van raab on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST

dingy cell

i'm done drinking. i got arrested, have a dui. now i cant become a postman or a school bus driver. Drinking is the bane of my existence. i'm done son. because of drinking i had the horrible misfortune...
Posted by jean claude van raab on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

new wheelz & skillz

today i paited a house and made some skrillah. i should have enough to insure my truck. yay yay. 
Posted by jean claude van raab on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST

we dont need no stinkin mice in the trash can.

my mothers house has mouse traps. i saw a little mice stuck in it. it was the glue kinda trap. i saved it via vegetable oil. later that day i saved a dog. he was in the middle of the street tryin...
Posted by jean claude van raab on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

Madeline, thank you.

new years 2006: no party, just me, the gnar, danae, britney, and pat. 4 bottles of champagne. 2 32's of high life. 1 stolen hotel room. 3 free meals from rudfords (me, the gnar, danae) 1 rude awakeni...
Posted by jean claude van raab on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:42:00 PST

the year in matt

I had four Jobs this year Three addresses two trips to Magic Mountain & one amazing year I hope next year is just as good.
Posted by jean claude van raab on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:45:00 PST

chestnuts roasting...

so "borrowing" has become way too easy as of late. If you read my gnar gnars blog then you know i "borrowed" a hotel room last night. It was fucking amazing. and then theres vons. again wayyy tooo eas...
Posted by jean claude van raab on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST

finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after a countless amount of  hours and stress we finally did it. we beat Super Mario Brothers 2.WTF did you do today!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jean claude van raab on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST

<3<3<3

i'm in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's been like this for awhile, but tonight i feel like proclaiming it. it's fucking sick but true. I'm in luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jean claude van raab on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:16:00 PST

saucy.

i need gnar gnar and booze. corona doesn't cut it. piss water i tell yah. and myspace is hardly a substitute. thanksgiving sucks. except for hanging out with family. thats fun. now i'm aching bad for ...
Posted by jean claude van raab on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST