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TEAiM

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About Me

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Faith / Tash / Friends / Design / Music / Positivity / Summer / Jokes / Ideas / TEAMS / Punk / Movies / Trees / SUNSHINE / Photos / Ligatures / Conkering / Equality / Mix CDs / Colour / Belts & Buckles / Parcels / Ice Cream Floats / Yomega / Power Balls / Sobriety & Abstention / Urban Decay & Faded Grandeur / Holding Hands / HIGH 5's / Summer Days & Winter Nights / Dickies Shorts / Tolerance / Sharpies / Broadband / CS3 / Matte 167gsm / Full Bleed / Wild West / Smartgrids / Screenprints / Braces / Adventures / Scarves / Coloured Vinyl / Digital Photos / Macs / Stickers / Hipopera! / Grafik / Chaos Engine / Handclapping / Comics / Promises Kept.
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Evil / Fairweather Friends / Long-distance / Arrogance / Selfishness / Negativity / Players / Letdowns / Hypocrisy / Girl-Power / Male-Pride / Racism / Selfishness / MEAN people / Drizzle / Hills / Intolerance / Disloyalty / Alcohol / Smoke / Drugs / Smudges / Fools / Lies / Hesitant Drivers / Genocide / Mardy Girls / Tired Eyes / Death of Analogue / Spiders / Scorn / Lacking Motivation / The 'Scene' / Posing / ITV / Trance / Web Design / Mouth Ulcers / Rainy Glasses / Mugabe / Being late / Insensitivity / Promises Forgotten.
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I...
I am serving the man with the plan
I love high-5's and variants thereof
I have lots of music. Swap me some?
I make lots and lots of lists
I am an Oak - my self-control is unstoppable
I say what i mean, and i do what i say (like Vincent Hanna)
I live clean. No drink/drugs/smoke/sex
I value Honesty, understand Loyalty & admire Integrity
I believe in God 100% and i believe he believes in me
I like how complex life can seem, yet how simple it really is
I like how simple life can seem, yet how complex it really is
I could make milkshakes and smoothies for England
I don't dance except in my room & at gigs, sorry x
I love the sound of froth being slurped through a straw
I have a formidable collection of bouncy balls
I am not motivated by money. Im on a different path
I make a LOT of playlists..and i miss making mixtapes
I so stoked on the smoking ban
I love laughing with my friends, not at them
I aim to give and give, not give and take
I dont take for granted the position i'm in
I much prefer dickies shorts to dickies pants
I learnt manners and respect at home
I learnt freedom and decision-making at uni
I learnt patience and resilience living with 4 girls
I learnt grace and reliance working for women
I believe my 'straight' lifestyle gives me an 'edge'
I am not here to gain a zillion pointless picture comments
I was VERY addicted to table football
I am all about making friends and hanging out
I used to want to drive a bulldozer, now i just want to be a Regulator!
I count withholding the truth as dishonesty
I greet/part with high fives and hugs
I part/greet with handshakes and kisses
I like legends, heroes, dragons, unicorns, titans etc.
I run a system of favours, but rarely call one in
I think i've found someone i can share my whole self with
I love the smell of gasoline & wd-40
I arrived at Myspace on 23 July 2004. I'm old school?
I think my dad is the definition of rad
I will not apologise for my convictions
I dont keep company with people who bring me down
I love naff pop-punk AND authentic hardcore, hope thats ok..
I strive to do the right thing no matter the cost
I do not believe in magic, ghosts or luck
I worked in 3 record stores for 4 years
I have fallen out of a lot of trees
I am always in full control of my mind
I dont read Nietzsche or Dostoyevsky, I read comics
I drive too fast most of the time. I crashed.
I am underachieving & lazy, over-sensitive & jealous
I talked to my chickens and try to catch the bats
I once had a 'moment' with nusty, my squirrel
I have 32 sweet teeth, not just one
I love the words caput, relentless and disaster!
I am here to help, if there's anything i can help with let me know
I despise our media / tabloid sensationalist culture
I remember the pop-man and his green american soda!
I love the name 'jerk' and anyone that uses it
I pull faces at little kids to try and make them cry
I am equal parts nervous and excited about my future
I get annoyed when people sugar-coat the truth
I miss vanilla coke, cadburys top deck & my bb
I doubt i'll ever lie to you
I am passionate about visuals & packaging, esp for music
I am not the most p/c christian you'll meet...
I keep my word and dont give it lightly
I came to fight to that noble end..walk outside..stay myself inside
I am less interesting than this list suggests
I eat waaay too much ice cream
I climb trees, skip up hills & sing out loud
I dislike being misunderstood & pre-judged
I LOVE my life and the people im spending it with
I want to leave a legacy of worth
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My Interests


~ My design blog

~ My work portfolio

I'd like to meet:

Someone who wants to give/send me the following albums...
Nikola Sarcevic - Roll Roll And Flee (2006)
Fair - Best Worst Case Scenario
Rival Schools/Onelinedrawing - Split cd
Blackpool Lights - This Towns Disaster
Onelinedrawing - Visitor
Amber Pacific - latest (2007)
The Send - s/t (2007)
Bob Mould - Body of Song
Every GRADE album ever
Gaslight Anthem - Sink or Swim (2007)
Elliott - Song in the Air (2003)
Elliott - Photorecording (2005)
Elliott - U.S. Songs (1998)
The Evens - 12 Songs (2005)
The Evens - Get Evens (2006)
Chuck Ragan - Los Feliz (2007)
Chuck Ragan - Feast or Famine (2007)
Bouncing Souls - Gold Record (2006)
Tim Barry - Rivanna Junction (2006)
Secret Show - Impressionist Road Map Of The West
Terrible Twos - (2007)
Kevin Devine - Split the Country, Split the Streets (2005)
Living Sacrifice - In Memoriam (2005)
ALSO ANYTHING BY:
Heroin,
Indian Summer,
Drive Like Jehu,
Angel Hair,
Antioch Arrow,
Universal Order of Armageddon,
Swing Kids,
Mohinder,
Hüsker Dü,
Sugar,
Embrace,
Circle Takes the Square,
City of Caterpillar,
Funeral Diner,
A Day in Black and White,
Jejune,
Knapsack,
Jawbox,
Seven Storey Mountain,
Rainer Maria,
Kid Dynamite,
None More Black,
The Steal,
Armalite,
Affirmitive Action Jackson,
Cross My Heart
Mike Park
Anyone on No Idea Records..
Early Sigur Ros - pre ( )
..and people who just wanna trade random mix cds...x

Music:

Melodic Punk/Hardcore
Set Your Goals!, NFG, The Movielife, Ambitions, Last of the Believers, Daggermouth, No Trigger, Latterman, Paint it Black, Ignite, With Honor, Champion, I Farm, A Wilhelm Scream, Hit the Beach, Bane, Comeback Kid, ISHC
Beard Punk
Hot Water Music, Smoke or Fire, Avail, The Draft, Against Me!, Larry Arms, Jawbreaker, Samiam, MF&TGGs, Drag the River, Open Hand, Lucero, Chillerton, Polar Bear Club
Pop-punk
Andrew WK, Brand New, FOB, MxPx, NUFAN, Punchline, RelientK, TBS, Unsung Zeros, Allister, Ataris, Midtown, Sherwood, Amber Pacific, Mayday Parade, Count the Stars
Second/Third-wave Emo
Jimmy Eat World, Elliot, Get up Kids, Thursday, Christie Front Drive, Mineral, Beautiful Mistake, Juliana Theory, Appleseed Cast, Brandston, Saves the Day, Murder by Death
Solo/Frontmen/Vocalists
Jonah Matranga, Dennis Lyxzén, Dallas Green, Chuck Ragan, Nathan Gray, Tim Barry, Mike Park, Joey Cape, Jim Adkins, Rocky Votolato, Dustin Kensrue, Nikola Sarcevic, Anthony Green, Matt Pryor, Magnus Magnusson
Skate Punk
All, Bad Religion, I Against I, Bigwig, Good Riddance, Only Crime, Death by Stereo, Strung Out, Millencolin, Slick Shoes
Screamo?
Alexisonfire, Boysetsfire, Rise Against, Thrice, Underoath, From Autumn to Ashes, Hidden In Plain View, Stretch Arm Strong, The Hurt Process, Silverstein, Haste the Day,
Instrumental/Progressive
65daysofstatic, Explosions in the Sky, Pelican, A Silver Mt. Zion, Minus the Bear, M83, Cave In, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Sparta, Bear vs. Shark, The Dear Hunter, I Am The Ocean, Small Leaks Sink Ships, Strata, Protest the Hero, Snapcase
Power/80's Metal
Dragonforce, Power Quest, Persuader, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Winger, Def Leppard, Thunder, Extreme, Poison, Bricklin, Europe
Hip/Trip Hop
Buck 65, Dangerdoom, M83, DJShadow, RJD2, UNKLE, Dan the Automator, Sage Francis, Dirk Thornton, El-P, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Deltron3030, Lupe Fiasco

Movies:

Young Guns, Heat, Bill & Ted, Casshern, Cannonball Run, Rapid Fire, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, The Proposition, Condor Man, Open Range, Sinbad, Teen Agent, Police Academy, Hot Shots, Smokey & the Bandit, Waynes World, Flight of the Navigator, Clash of the Titans, Any Given Sunday, Under Siege, Home Alone, Stranger then Fiction, The Science of Sleep, 300, Masters of the Universe, Big Trouble in Little China, Point Break, A Room For Romeo Brass
Chris Walken, Terence Stamp, Johnny Knoxsville, Emilio Estavez, Al Pacino, Daniel Day-Lewis, Brian Blessard, Leslie Nielsen, George Gaines, Keifer Sutherland, Val Kilmer, Charlie Sheen, Sam Elliot, Sean Bean

Television:

Heartbreak High, Without a Trace, The Contender (Series 1), Neighbours, King of the Hill, Due South, Scrubs, Marvel/DC Cartoons, Earthworm Jim, Any Dream Will Do..

Books:

All Ages, Nothing Feels Good, My So Called Punk, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, The Cheese Monkeys, Everybody Hurts, The Vision and the Vow, Humble Masterpieces, Art of Modern Rock, Dominant Wave Theory, All my design books...

Heroes:

Papa.

Inspired by:
Andrew WK (music)
Bogdon 'draz' Drasic (tv)
Bill S. Preston esq (film)
Ted Theodore Logan (film)
Larry Fagan (art)
Gambit (character)
Michael C Place (design)
Daniel Eatock (thinking)
Brian Ewing (posters)
Sammy Seigler (drums)
William H Bonney (outlaw)
Rob Dobi (photography)
Danny Taylor (character)
Benton Fraser (character)
Ian MacKaye (DIY'er)
Frank Sinatra (busker)

My Blog

Station!!

So you want to speak like Bill & Ted? You've come to the right place, babes and dudes! On this webpage you're going to find an overview of Bill & Ted's vernacular including definitions, attitude and...
Posted by TEAiM on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Starting Over

Flipping heck!Its been one mental summer so far.. falmouth is fast becomming a distant memory (which i never imagined could happen) and im actually missing it less than i thought i would be - which pr...
Posted by TEAiM on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

Pt 6: Game Over!!!

Okkkaayyyy..So we're almost done. Results are in. Parties have happened. Almost time to leave...The blogs kind of dried up of late, i start running a 'proper' design&music blog (without real personnal...
Posted by TEAiM on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST

Pt 5: (This May Be In Fact) As Good As It Gets

Ooookkaaayyy..Almost there! Nearly done! Final stretch! so they all say.. i still have sooo much work to do! bogus. I think this week is going to be the hardest working week of my life to date.. but e...
Posted by TEAiM on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

Pt 4: As The Cold Rain Falls....

''i chewed on my own brain then sicked it up into my skull''this description by layla of her friday night quite well sums up how my head is currently feeling - and not as a result of copious amounts o...
Posted by TEAiM on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

Pt 3: With great power comes great responsibility...

Ok so the weeks are definatly getting faster, amirite??Sooo...3 weeks down and more lessons learnt. Firstly, actions have consequences...last week i enjoyed wrapping up chez's car and this week the re...
Posted by TEAiM on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

Pt 2: The quiet things that no-one ever knows..

Well...it only seems like yesterday i was sitting down to try and organise my thoughts after a week of term - and here i am a fortnight into it! life goes far too fast these days. A less sunny week ha...
Posted by TEAiM on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

Pt 1: The lessons we'll never learn..

Ive decided to keep a record of sorts of my final weeks at uni, in terms of a quick week-end roundup to keep myself sane, and to allow reflection of what ive been upto..First week with everyone back a...
Posted by TEAiM on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

kay and luke invite you...

...to check out some photos of their party! ..blurb at the end..ste came from exeter to teach us football skills...mike came from his house to photograph the floor...george met a new lady on the beac...
Posted by TEAiM on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

collections for a collector

..in answer to the collections brief set by blanket magazine:"It is perhaps a more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting shells than to be born a millionaire."-Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 ...
Posted by TEAiM on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:30:00 PST