paulhahn

Congrats to my brother Pete + Cindy on getting married.
I am a master at the mid-range jumper, a la Charles Oakley. I truly believe I am the best Korean-American grill master of All-Time. I would pay alot of money to watch Donald Trump do his hair in the morning. I listen to 'Jock Jams' the CD in the shower. I am forever pissed that Pat's Steaks keeps raising their prices. Gaithersburg is now over 1 million strong... G-Burg stand up! Georgetown should have won the Final Four. D.C. United will win their 5th MLS Cup Title this year. In-N-Out burger in California is the best. I am still in love with Martin Highley's mother/MILF. After watching a couple movie specials, I truly believe that penguins are the STUPIDEST, most pointless animals ever. Everybody needs at least 5 James Brown tracks on their iPod. I still can't believe Danny Wuerffel was once the Quarterback of the Washington Redskins. I officially miss Tower Records. Nike owns my wallet. Christiaan Rule actually designed my wallet, peep it next time you see me. I barely spin at Bob 'N Barbaras (15th + South) anymore since the whole birthday/blackout/fighting/cops/temporary-banishment incident. VOTE OBAMA!
Also... I dance like this:
But, I really learned from my Daddy...
CHANG WITH THE FUTURISTIC MOVES!