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Myspace BackgroundsFor those of you who don't know me outside of myspace, my name is Kimberleigh Coyne. I am A little bit about me, in no particular order.... I LIKE: ** my pets! they are the joy in my life and they love me unconditionally ** candles lit all around my house ** taking bubble baths ** the styles worn by vintage pin-up girls ** getting my way ** text message ** Vargas and Olivia artwork ** having big boobs ** laughing, I love people who make me laugh & I love to make others laugh. ** gerber daisies ** being single ** "Angel" perfume by Thierry Mugler ** working at my 4 jobs ** getting catering orders. I am a catering coordinator, should you need our services, call 832-885-7274 or email me at [email protected] ** the Museum of Natural Science ** having my own place ** when what I say is the correct answer ** being drug-free ** eating chocolate ** being ORIGINAL ** booking limo, party bus, valet, shuttle bus or sedan services...need some? call me at 832-885-7274 ** spending time with my dad ** making people happy ** the sound of my cats purring ** counting money I've made each night after my shift ** learning new things ** scary movies ** getting funny emails ** house music ** doing laundry (yes, I really like it!) ** seeing my friends happy ** my current haircut ** wedge-heeled shoes ** telling stories ** comedy clubs ** the color green ** having straight teeth ** my neighbors ** that I will continue to do things to make a difference in the world as long as I live & I will volunteer and do charity work in appreciation for the blessings I have received ** decorating my townhouse ** shopping ** celebrating Valentine's Day ** staying up late ** sleeping late ** techno music ** receiving $100 tips ** being on time or early (because that is RARE for me!) ** caffeine ** spoiling the people I love ** fashion ** sugar-free energy drinks ** backwards baseball caps on guys (sexy) ** finding a good parking spot ** being independent ** dimples ** when someone says "good job" or "I'm proud of you" ** honesty ** Silver Oak Cabernet (it's worth every penny of it's expensive self!) ** getting presents ** eating sushi ** smoking cigarettes, but I swear I want to eventually stop smoking ** sex (c'mon WHO DOESN'T!) ** shopping for toys and fun things at Erotic Cabaret ** wrapping presents ** going to concerts ** macaroni & cheese ** being pampered ** Project Runway ** booking parties atI DISLIKE: ** back-stabbers ** seeing grammar errors and mispellings ** chain letters ** not having said how much I loved, respected, appreciated my 3 grandparents. I hope they knew how I felt before they passed away. I have one grandparent left & she will be adored! ** diet pepsi ** liars ** regeretting my mistakes ** making mistakes ** that I don't speak Spanish fluently ** people who steal ** when my dogs fart ** seeing my friends hurt or sad ** that people cared more about the custody of Britney & K-Fed's kids than about kids around the world who are in need of food, guidance, safety & education ** losing touch with friends ** getting spam emails ** sweating ** two-faced people ** the sound of my alarm clock ** public restrooms without toilet paper ** getting bills in the mail ** when guys leave the toilet seat up ** when people (and you know who you are) put the ice tray back in the freezer EMPTY (duh! fill it with water!) ** homeless people asking me for cigarettes & money ** when Front Porch Pub is out of Absolut Pear ** shitty tippers ** drama ** when one of my dogs has an accident in the house ** people who wear socks with sandals ** getting parking tickets (I don't even want to KNOW how much I owe the City of Houston!) ** getting older ** being cold ** sell-outs ** ebonics ** that there are people in other countries FAR less fortunate than us ** fake people ** mullet haircuts ** waiting in line at the post office ** not being able to afford a maid or a personal assistant (someday) ** when someone parks in my ASSIGNED parking space ** when it rains (hey, I have two dogs to walk) ** James Bond, Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Damme movies
I'm interested in spending the little free time I have watching movies at home and cooking for a few friends at my place. I love spending time with my friends and my dad (he's WAY cool for a dad!) I also enjoy shopping,working (I am a workaholic!), writing houstonqueenofclubs.com, reading books, hanging with my FABULOUS pets Marlee and Caden (canines), Freeway and Ferdie (felines) and the only man in the house, Jethro, the mack-daddy of all hamsters. I obviously like nightlife and going out since that's what I write my newsletter called houstonqueenofclubs.com about. I have worked in the hospitality, nightclub, restaurant & entertainment business for over 15 years. Any questions?

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I'd like to meet:

Before we go any further, I think this actor is smokin' sexy. Let's pay homage and respect to my boy, Jerry Ferrara who plays Turtle on ENTOURAGE. I don't know what it is about him, but I think he is adorable! Bow down to his photo & proceed with reading.yummmmmmy! Bring me back to reality! Who would I like to meet? Tyler Durden. Oh wait, he's not real (if you've seen Fight Club, you know who he is) Seriously, though, I'm always looking to meet REAL, genuine, fun-to-be-with, humorous, honest human beings who I can to get to know better or maybe even hang out with. Make me laugh and I will adore you! I'm uber-social, so I love meeting new friends. Drop me a note and tell me about yourself. I'd like to meet Oprah Winfrey, the founder of AA: Bill W., Ron Jeremy, Lisa Lampanelli, David Beckham (not neccessarily MEET him, just see him naked,) Gwen Stefani, Janet Jackson, the muppets (especially Grover,) Prince (he's so cryptic & such a mystery!,) Ellen DeGeneres, Greg Berhendt, Jerry Ferrara (the actor who plays "Turtle" on Entourage on HBO, just something about that boy DOES IT for me,) DJ Tiesto, Bono, Dave Chapelle, Jenna Jameson, David Letterman, Jackie Collins (my favorite author,) Sammy Hagar (I actually wrote to him when I was in high school and asked him to go to Prom with me,) Clive Owen, Gabriel Macht (yummy!) Stephen King, DJ Bad Boy Bill and Sacha Baron Cohen a.k.a. Ali G the comedian. He is hilarious! It'd be interesting to meet Tom, the creator of myspace.com. He's a genius & multi-millionaire! Oddly enough I'd like to meet the two dogs who hooked up & produced my dog, Marlee so I could thank them for making the greatest dog EVER! Okay, I cannot leave out Anderson Cooper from CNN. Call me crazy but I think he's hot and I have a crush on him, even though he is gay. Eventually, I'd like to meet a man who makes me forget all the rest and I can live happily ever after with him (providing he has a killer sense of humor!) It would have been cool to meet Marilyn Monroe, Sylvester (only old homos and me know who he is,) John Belushi, Gianni Versace, James Dean, Albert Einstein, Gilda Radner, Steve Rubell (owned Studio 54,) Pablo Escobar, John Holmes, Elvis Presley and Jesus Christ when they were alive. I'll bet they all have some great stories to tell!



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Movies:

the Wizard of Oz, Gone In 60 Seconds, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mrs. Doubtfire, Grease, Charlotte's Web, Little Miss Sunshine, Man Under Fire, Training Day, I Am Sam, E.T., Hostel and Hostel II (call me sick, but I love scary movies) Old School - saw it 13 times!, Blades of Glory, The Princess Bride, Sleepless in Seattle, the Notebook (I bawled my ass off! The most beautiful love story EVER!) Forrest Gump, Crash, Prime, the Devil Wears Prada, Word Play (a documentary about crossword puzzle competition. I was impressed! These geeks are GENIUSES! Very interesting!) Coyote Ugly, Flashdance, Saturday Night Fever, Fame, Monster, Sweet November, American Pie, Animal House, the Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Shattered, Pretty in Pink, the Exorcist (scared the crap out of me!) Because I Said So, Breakfast at Tiffany's, An Affair to Remember, The Bedroom Window, Psycho, When Harry Met Sally, Zoolander, Leaving Las Vegas, the Godfather I, II and III, Monster's Ball, more to come....hey, thanks for taking an interest in my favorite movies!

Television:

Project Runway, Entourage, the Sopranos, Will and Grace, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, New Adventures of Old Christine, Two and a Half Men, Talk Soup, Top Chef, Make Me a Supermodel, Intervention, Law and Order, Oprah, Late Night with David Letterman, South Park, CSI, America's Next Top Model, Six Feet Under, Saturday Night Live, Grey's Anatomy, reruns of Speed Racer cartoons, Ace of Cakes, and, call me a dork, but at least I admit I watch all the decorating shows on HGTV.

Books:

Anything by Jackie Collins....love those trashy, juicy novels!

Heroes:

My daddy is my hero, but I think Jerry Ferrera is a close second! Heard of Royal Lush? give a listen to him on myspace & he will be your hero, I'll bet!

My Blog

premiere blog for 2008

For someone who loves to write, I sure as hell haven't done enough of it IN THE PAST YEAR! Well, that has changed. After a 10-month hiatus, I am now writing Queen of Clubs again. See houstonqueenofclu...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:59:00 PST

it's out of the bag, I'm "it!"

You Are an "It Girl"You're outgoing, friendly, and charismatic. You are aware of your image, and you are constantly improving yourself.You're definitely the type of girl people love to be around!Are Y...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

how do you laugh when you want to cry?

Okay, so that was an icebreaker. Coming from someone with 3 cats who KNOWS, at times, they crap wherever they damn well please, I found it humorous. What I don't find humorous is when a friend dies. S...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

Thanksgiving Quizzes

You Are 87% ThankfulYou're an incredibly thankful person, and everyone around you feels very appreciated.You inspire people to be more optimistic, forgiving, and grateful.How Thankful Are You?Thanksgi...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

pretty accurate results, don't you agree?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.Yo...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

FASHION FACE-OFF INVITE

I just wanted to save this invite as a blog because it was one of the best events I've ever come up with. April Ann Designs won with the audience votes included but on judges' votes alone Lindsay Meab...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

a repost I liked (Thanks, Angela!)

Don't spend major time with minor people. If there are people in your life that continually disappoint you, break promises, stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't have y...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

Martini Mix-off Finals 2006


Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

acronym for Kimberleigh

Everyone else has done it, so here's my version:KKindIIntelligentMMischievousBBrilliantEEmotionalRRi chLLusciousEEnjoyableIIdealGGlitzyHHilariousName / Username:Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST

Mollie tagged me, so here I go....

I was tagged!  The 1st player of this game starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and the 6 people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as w...
Posted by Houston Queen of Clubs on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST