Alcohol ( the poem) |
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Oh alcohol, when I drink you you make me crawllllll.
I don't like when you make me fall, I hope there's a wallllll.
When I talk you make me stallllll.
Take out my phone, time to drunk...
Posted by Joe King on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:24:00 PST |
Robot Best Friend thought |
I was thinking about my robot best friend blog the other day. When I say robot I mean robot robot. Not one of those robots that look exactly like a human, that would just make me gay. Not that their's...
Posted by Joe King on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST |
Robot Best Friend |
Ever since I was like 2 I always wanted a robot best friend, and I still do. How stellar would that be? We would go on special adventures together, like finding buried treasure and wil...
Posted by Joe King on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:41:00 PST |
I finally did it |
The penis reduction was a complete success! My lower back pain has almost fully subsided now. I feel like I have my life back. I was thinking about getting testicle implants though. Like overly done, ...
Posted by Joe King on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST |
Werewolfism is a disease......... |
Werewolfs are cool as shit.Their my favorite creature.I've noticed that getting totally hammered and turning into a werewolf have certain similarities.When you turn into a werewolf nobody wants to be ...
Posted by Joe King on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST |
Uncle Henry and the crumb cake (zombies) |
A lot of times when Im out I look at all the people around me and I think to myself,what if they were all zombies.My friends will be talking to me but Im not even listening,al...
Posted by Joe King on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST |
One Day |
One day I was about to sit down to a delicious dinner of pickled ham and spagetti,the good spagetti imported from italy ,in a box labeled, "this is not spagetti imported from italy,It is h...
Posted by Joe King on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Grandma's Bath |
Nobody was home and It was my turn to give grandma her bath.I was so excited,I love bathing grandma when nobodies home.I took grandma by the hair and dragged her outside on the lawn.Then I grabb...
Posted by Joe King on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST |
