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john

I am here for Friends

About Me



yeah id say that the other boxes make this box pretty damn piontless... like eminem at a talent show... like george bush at a spelling bee... like mr rogers in a moshpit... like confederate money... like me at a church... like reality shows... like krispy kreme's new doughnut drink... like prohibition... like homeland security, big brother is watching you! why not guys hijacking planes? like diet soda, do you really think that can of coke is gonna go right to your ass? like prohibition... like celebacy... like organized religion....... by the way if you think life sucks and you cant take it... go to boot camp until then stop crying you little bitch... and if you think your a tough guy try hanging out in a room filled with tear gas...oh and i can smoke again cause the navy doesn't own me anymore... but by all means still approach me with shit that doesnt stay in your system for 30 to 45 days anyway

My Interests

Lets see I like hiking white water rafting skiing smokin pot playing video games drinking otherwise partying acting rock climbing meeting new people learning new things and laughing at jesus freaks

I'd like to meet:

Your god, I wanna ask him why he's so antisocial

Music:

2pac, AC/DC, Aerosmih, Anybody Killa, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Blaze ya daed homie, Black sabbath, Bob Marley, Body Count, Cypress hill, David Bowie, Deep purple, DMX, Disturbed, The Doors, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, Esham the unholy, Green day, ICP, James Brown, Jimmy Hendrix, Juvenile, Kiss, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Led Zepplin, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, Ludacris, Lynard Skynard, Nelly, Pantera, Peter Frampton, Rage against the machine, Red hot chilly peppers, Slipknot, Snoop, Steppenwolf, Sublime, System of a down, Tech N9ne, Tenatious D, Twiztid, Van halen, Zug island.... theres a whole lot more but i dont my brain to melt

Movies:

The terminator trilogy, Godzilla movies, Friday the 13'th movies, Halloween movies, Nightmare on elm street movies, House of 1000 corpses, Mel Brooks Movies, Kung fu movies, Quentin Tarentino movies, Stanley Kubric movies, Tim Burton movies, Hellraiser movies, Monty python movies, porn movies, Lord of the rings trilogy, Robocop movies, The Matrix trillogy, Gremlins movies, Goonies, Alien movies, Preditor movies, Rambo movies, Rocky movies, The south park movie, Blah Blah Blah... ok if you wanna know if i like a movie ask me cause im done typing in this box...

Television:

Comedy Central, Cartoon network, and click click click click click click click....

Books:

Delux marijuana grower's guide by Mel Frank

Heroes:

Jason Vorhese, Michael Myers, and Freddy Cruger, they dont take shit from anybody, I wanna grow up big and strong like Godzillia and then i wanna go rampage tokyo, I wanna have super powers like Superman and wear his costume while i desrtoy tokyo with godzilla, Mr. T because I too pitty the fool... and Hugh Heffner because he is the man!

My Blog

public service announcement

Now that the end of days is quickly drawing near i encourage all my fellow sinners to repent, change your ways now before its too late! all those virgins we sacrificed... i encourage you to go to the ...
Posted by john on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

permanant post of thebest contest ever!

im commin home bitches! july 14th ill be back in jersey and i demand 100 virgins sacrificed in my honor! complete this task and you shall not taste my wrath but if you cannot handle this little trial ...
Posted by john on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

i just dont know... if there is one blog of mine you ever read let it be this one

im gonna be gone soon... poof just like that my life will branch off from its current direction and go barreling down a new path im gonna be a million miles away what will become of the life i knew? w...
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grumble grumble grumble....

this shit with jyll isnt working out i give it a week tops... so gay... sigh, whatever i cant deal with this bullshit anymore whatever hapens hapens
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the flaw

yeah although i am single and happy the thought of my ex with another guy irritates me to no end this is what i want but im going to have to get used to it it was unexpected but i got this
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This just in!

I am single! i am no longer taken and im gonna stay that way! no more relationships! it is time to take a break from relationship stuff not girls just relationships 1 is not the lonliest number! 1 is ...
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hehehe

pussy!!! is there any way for this mood thing not to be a blue cat?!
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah i like this god!

so get out of my way and stay outta my path or ill saw your neck in half get ya wicked on! Nemesis ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quizilla

i took the test jyll took and this is the result... PASSIONATE LOVER. You love to love, always lookingfor a relationship. You cannot live without it.Your lover must be passionate and you wantthat yo...
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah!

ok my girl said i should make one of these so here goes... i pulled this poem out of the deepest darkest pit of my ass i honor of the new job im trying to get... (ahem) I tow your car you fuck! if...
Posted by john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST