Never Meant to Fuck You But IÎ„m Pretty When I Lie

About Me

If you're foreign, please don't ask me to marry you. I'm not in the business of giving out green cards.
I often make dumb, sarcastic jokes... Sarcasm is a large part of who I am, and if you can't deal, don't bother.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Always remember that.
Most of my exs are crazy...
As a direct result I am completely nuts.
The good news is that they may have created my past and screwed up my present but they have no control over my future.
I used to be somewhat of a Lush...
And I once had a four day hangover.
I keep a running Solitaire game.
I now owe it close to a million dollars.
If they ever try to collect on that, I'm screwed.
I'm a horrible driver and an even worse hypocrite.
I have a terrible hobby of bailing the same person out of jail twice in four days.
I do NOT believe in sex without love...
Anymore.
I love music. It makes me happy and keeps me sane. I have no problem driving, flying, sucba diving, renting a submarine or just plain ol' walking to a show.
There's pretty much nothing I won't do for a band I support and believe in.
I also read. A LOT. We're talking two books a week here, on average. Which to most people is pretty boring, but it's just another one of those small things I do to keep myself on the sane side of things. Losing myself in another world for a few hours a day is just something that needs to be done.
I like to take pictures.
People.
Places.
Things.
Pretty much any noun.
I find it a fun, relaxing way to create memories that will last forever.
DO NOT COLD ADD ME!! You MUST send me a message before trying to add me. I will then decide if you entertain me enough for me to want to talk to you further. This DOES exclude bands. Bands are welcome to try to add me at any time but I will ONLY accept if I like your music. This does not mean I like your specific genre of music, but it DOES mean that you have turned it into something I can jam out to and I thank you for that.

My Interests

Reading, music, movies and old school video games are my life's blood. Family, friends and my pets are my soul. I need nothing more.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. I hear she's making a big come back, by the way.

Music:

Be here:

An amazing band, amazing music, just don't go near the bass player (I hear he likes Hanson).

Get the gist?

All the Medicine is Gone by Copperview

Movies:

Empire Records, Thing Called Love, any book that can be made into a GOOD movie, (aka Shawshank Redemption, A Time to Kill) and not some crappy attempt at personifying art.

Television:

...Rots your soul. But since no one has a perfect, pristine soul, I watch the Simpsons, the Amazing Race, and CSI (Vegas).

Books:

Stephen King (THE DARK TOWER especially), Dragonlance, Patricia Cornwell, Dean Koontz, John Grishom, Nelson DeMille, Ken Follett. Suggestions welcome.

Heroes:

My mom. Wonder Woman. Mighty Meggers. That guy who changed my tire on the side of the road that night. And this fellow:

My Blog

Copperview is Music Made for an Eargasm.

Saint Louis is city with a countless number of 20-somethings who share one dream - to make it in the land of rock and roll stardom. For every band that sinks, there’s two more waiting in the wi...
Posted by Never Meant to Fuck You But I„m Pretty When I Lie. on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST