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Jess

top dog for music.

About Me

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"Well....my biggest love is music and cuddles, but I also love magners, yawning, films, theatre, comedy, dressing up in costumes as well as dressing up for any occassion,facial expressions, wigs, hats, tv, books, my dogs, the moon and stars, Beatle Cars, polka dots, the sound of tap dancing shoes,taking the piss out of myself,clothes, shoes, bags, bright colours, Little Venice in Camden, London, Australia, Manchester, photos, tarot cards,pretty lighting,dancing, vegetables,fruit juice, I love flat pepsi/coke,When drunk and cameras are involved I tend to do some stuped pout thing (honestly cant stop it) I love people that can make me laugh so much that I cant breathe and my ribs hurt.....my pet hate is when someone scratches their leg whilst they have tights on makes me cringe and gag. I also despise that new boots advert with the label gun, especially when they put it under the womans armpit, god it makes my stomach turn! I can seem quite a cold person when you meet me but I'm nice enough when you get to know me and lastly if I had one wish......then it would be to have legs like Cyd Charisse!!.. Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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My Interests

I looooovvvvveeeee MUSIC, going to gigs watching any type of music being performed.Anything quirky, unique clothing, reading books and scripts. Taking time to chillout whenever I can. Giving massages.Long relaxing baths.Being with my mates as much as I can. I'm one of them weirdo's who finds people so interesting so sometimes end up staring at people on the train or bus. I'm a little superstitious....the 3 drains theory will haunt me for the rest of my blimmin life!! Also I believe that the cruelest thing on earth was the person who let stevie wonder go on stage and sing with a phone while swaying his head to 'I just called to say I love you'

I'd like to meet:

MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE COMEDY SKETCH!!Sally Morgan Anthony Kiedis Simon Pegg Jamie Sives Johnny Knoxville James McCavoy Lee Evans Paul Weller Damon Albarn Marilyn Monroe Mark Ronson Bjork Renee' Zelwegger Eddie Murphy Rhys Ifans Marc Warren Brendon Benson Kenneth Williams Ewan McGregor Jimi Hendrix John Lennon Bob Marley Richard Ashcroft Phil Daniels Thomas Edison Buster Keaton My two Grandma'sMost of all my soulmate whoever you are...

Music:

(in no paticular order) The Jam,The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Avalanches,Faithless,Kings of Leon,Roisin Murphy, Bjork, Timi Yuro,badly drawn boy, Squeeze, pilooski, Blur, RJD2, cold war kids, Radiohead, The Zombies, Madness,The Doves, Martin Rebelski,Mark Ronson, Maddog, Stone Roses, The Beach Boys, The Beatles,Buzzcocks,Scott Matthews, Nina Simone, Mint Royale,The Klaxons,Calvin Harris,Moloko, Coldplay, Just Jack,Etta James, bang bang,DJ AM, The Doors,Kate Bush, Goldfrapp,Lily Allen,The Raconteurs,DJ Smoove,April Wine, Willie Dixon,Johnny Hammond, 747s, Mary J Blige, Johnny Cash,Peggy Lee,Gary Bartz, Simply Red, The Lies and how we told them, VHS or Beta, Kula Shaker, Sparks, The Shortwave Set, ACDC, Dirty Vegas, Bryan Greenberg, Afro Celt, The Clash, Air, The Black Keys, The Cure, Dead 60's, Dusty Springfield, The Chemical Brothers,Nobukazu Takemura, The Divine Comedy, Al Green, Rufus Wainwright, Alexia, Amillionsons, Ian Brown, Beastie Boys, Funkadelic, David Bowie, Angie Stone, Chromeo, Annie Lennox, Beck, The Cribs, Arcade Fire, Athlete, Bloc Party, Groove Armada, The Coral, Duran Duran, Fleetwood Mac,King Tubby,Moacir Santos, Dandy Warhols, Happy Monday's, DJ Tiesto, Bentley Rhythm Ace, DJ Shadow, Audioslave, Badly Drawn Boy, Damien Rice, fOXY bROWN, Charlatans, Basement Jaxx, Dexy's Midnight Runners, The Kills, Erykah Badu, Goldtrix, Felix da Housecat, Cherry People, The Hollies, BRMC, Daft Punk, Blondie, Gorillaz, Oasis, Elbow, Bobby Darin, Cat Stevens, Floetry, Europe, The Bravery, The Futureheads, The Church, Deep Dish, Bright Eyes, Bruce Springsteen, The Byrds, The Delays, GLC, Freak Power, The Cardigans, Chicane, Cream, D'Angelo, David Gray, Deltron 3030, DR.Dre, Elastica, Fatboy Slim, Frank Sinatra, Galleon, Guns and Roses, INXS, Iggy Pop, Audio Bullys, Incubus, Depeche Mode, The Hives, Jack Johnson, James Brown, Kasabian, Jamiroquai, Louis Armstrong, Janes Addiction, Michael Jackson, Jimi Hendrix, 808 state, Jeff Buckley, Jem, Jet, The Libertines, Kiss, John Lennon, Kosheen, John Mayer, The Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zepplin, Les Savy Fav, Martha Reeves, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, MC Sultan, Miles Davis, Moby, Modest Mouse, Modjo, Portishead, Morcheeba, Mos Def, Mr. Scruff, Muse, Mylo, Nancy Sinatra, NERD, Nas, Neil Young, New Order, Nirvana, Nightmares On Wax, Nine Inch Nails, Norah Jones, sister sledge, NU Generation, The O'Jays, Ocean Colour Scene, The Ordinary Boys, Otis Redding, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, P.O.D. , The Paddingtons, Paul Weller, Pearl Jam, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Pete Yorn, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Planet Funk, Primal Scream, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Pulp, Queens of the Stoneage, R.E.M. , Radiohead, Radio 4, Rage against the machine, Rahazel, Ramones, The Rapture, Ray Charles, Razorlight, Rhianna, Richard Ashcroft, Richard Cheese, Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Rusted Root, Royksopp, Santana, Scanty Sandwich, Scissor Sisters, Seahorses, The Searchers, The Shamen,Ryan Shore, Shapeshifters, Skunk Anasie, The Smiths, smashing pumpkins,Treva Whateva, smokey robinson, The Specials, Starsailor, Stereophonics, The Stills, Sting, the strokes, style council, Supergrass, T-Rex, talk talk, Honey, Tears For Fears, the thrills, Tracy Chapman, Stevie Wonder, Travis, Turin Brakes, U2, UB40, The Vapours, VHS or Beta, The Vines, White Stripes, XTC, yeah yeah yeah's, Zero 7, The Moody Blues, The Zutons, Frou Frou,Hot chip, Hard Fi, The Magic Numbers, Arctic Monkeys, The Editors, The Rakes, Fiona Apple, Bob Dylan, John Coltrane, Amy Winehouse, Flaming Lips, Nick Drake, Ben Harper, Sigur Ros,Stacey Kent, all hacienda classics, funk, soul,acid jazz, house, trance, dance anything thats good to dance to really, love all 40s upto 80s classics and much much more!could say I quite like music?

Movies:

Snatch, Bridget Jones's Diary (both of them),Quadrophenia, True Romance, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Singing in the rain,the naked gun trilogy, Trading Places,Blades of Glory, Donni Darko, Mean Machine, Pulp Fiction,shaun of the dead, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Holiday,Billy Elliott, The Matrix, Austin Powers (all of them), American Beauty, Forest Gump, Mrs Doubtfire, Moulin Rouge, Human Traffic, 24 hour party people, ELF, Wilbur wants to kill himself, The Business, plus lots more, I love watching films I do.........

Television:

Soccer am, Bit of eastenders now and again, life on mars, shameless, friends,the mighty boosh,the friday night project, the simpsons, bo selecta, spaced, only fools and horses, bottom, keeping up appearences, the darling buds of may,Who's this beautiful blonde man with a lovely voice? - It's Annie Lennox (Alan Partridge).................

Books:

both bridget jones's diary books, Linda McCartney's book of 60's photography.Scar Tissue, 253, the blind assassin, obsession, Starter for 10, getting rid of matthew.

Heroes:

My Dad for being strong and my mum who is forever supportive with everything my closest friendsLee Evans Catherine Tate

My Blog

pilooski

just wanted to add that im really loving the works of pilooski at the moment, top work! xxxx
Posted by Jess on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

birthday messages

Just wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who left me a lovely birthday message or sent me a text, made me smile very much! love to all xxxx...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Damon Albarn

Al and I saw Damon Albarn at Brighton pier the other day and my goodness hes even more gorgeous than we ever thought possible. What an amazing man................ just wanted to share that....
Posted by Jess on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

Colemans Mustard

Just wanted to share that I have a new obsession with colemans mustard, especially with roast potatoes..............    ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

My friends

I am not drunk, but wanted to say that i really love my friends and our infectious laughter. that is all  ...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

Joss fucking stone

I know i'm not the only one in the world whos thinking this, but seriously what the hell is going on with joss stone?! where the hell has that american knobhead accent come from? you're from corn...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

a- z copied it from al

[A is for age:] 19[B is for beer of choice:] hmmm not much of a beer person but like al corona with lime [C is for career:] image consultant / excellent actress [D is for favourite Drink:] strawberry ...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

Kent Girls

Could someone please explain to me how and why apparently kent girls are now worse than essex girls??tis not true i tell theee!!xxxx
Posted by Jess on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

Crap Music

I hate hate hate hate!! the utter shiteness that would be 'lil chris' who are ya mate?!! u can seriously FUCK OFF! And just to add to this US5 or whatever theyre called, I have never heard such utter...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

Absolute Bollocks - music

What the fucking fuck is going on in the music world today?!! True and wonderful talents are being missed and ignored in the music industry but absolute bollocking shite such as PARIS SLUTTY HILTON wi...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST