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Smeltvag

Ancient Ritualistic Woman-Slaughter

About Me

Started back in 1303, when in a small village the men had voted for a "cleansing" of the woman folk.... The numbers were staggeringly high that year, the ratio being in the favor of she-folk 6:1. the men, having no cattle for food, or leather. And being made eunichs as rites of passage. Decided the excess women would have more purpose used as meat, and tanning for armour creation. Thus, they gathered the women to the towncenter for briefing, stripping, and eventual plumpening. Once rounded to the extent of worth. the town smith's would gather them. hanging them feet up by the meat hooks and slicing their carotid arterys so they would bleed out. once dead, the smith would proceed to skin his flesh package down to muscle. The flesh is then tanned, and trimmed with the finest vaginal skin, to create human leather armour. this armour is used mainly in more sacrificial rituals to force the townsmen into a sort of, religious fervor. With their new found strength, and replenished vitality "due to being able to eat". The men can now take over the tribe to the northeast. The Smithee, was the Leader of this clan. and the mastermind behind it all. It is said he lives on today, and still practices his rituals. ------------------ These collaborations of sounds were discovered in a cabin, where it was rumored that The Smithee had crafted over 1000 women.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/7/2007
Band Members: The Smithee - all samples and guitars and the such. Any GOOD "real sounding" Drum Programmer/Actual Drummers interested? "doesnt need to live near me just has to be able to record tracks" send a msg if interested. Also willing to accept offers on a good Vocalist. "must be able to write disgusting, woman-hate based lyrics "
Influences: Accidently rupturing the stomach's flesh, spilling carrion waste onto the floor. The smell of tanned woman hide.
Sounds Like: Gargling of women choking on blood, whilst hung upside-down.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None