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M A Y D E R !

Cultural Learnings of Mayder for Make Benefit Glorious Myspace

About Me



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MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL.
i'm all about the hangout
AIM - bhmayder

BRANDON & JENNY'S KID. SHE SAYS SAID SAYS "MAYDER" AGAIN. =] SHE ALSO HAS ME RANKED THIRD IN HER THREE FAVORITE PEOPLE. I'M UNDER KERMIT AND ELVIS.

THIS IS LITTLE CHRIS. HE POOPS.

HEY THIS IS ME! I POOP TOO.

My Interests

the year 2003.
gang vocals.
breakdowns.
short hair.
pillaging.
judas.
halo 3.
gtaIV.
jesus.
computers.
design.
wincustomize.
08.31.02
being a cowboy.
cartoons.
polo shirts.
white t-shirts.
tight men's jeans.
flip flops.
listening to country music.

I'd like to meet:


DAVID CROSS. NICK SWARDSON. & SACHA BARON COHEN.in that order.

&
a short fat dachshund to call my own.

Music:


casey jones.
evergreen terrace.
stick to your guns.
a day to remember.

Movies:

quentin tarantino.
judd apatow.
pixar.

Television:

the office.
arrested development. :(
my name is earl.
30 rock.
chuck.
southpark.
squidbillies.
robot chicken.
athf.
metalocalypse.
the simpsons.
king of the hill.
family guy.
the fairly oddparents.
sponge bob.

Books:

i can't read.

Heroes:

Brandon Taylor.
Jon Maydole & Tonia Myers.
Chris Castillo.
Steve Carell.

My Blog

CRYPTORCHID

PRICK YOUR FINGER IT IS DONETHE MOON HAS NOW ECLIPSED THE SUNTHE ANGEL HAS SPREAD IT'S WINGSTHE TIME HAS COME FOR BETTER THINGS...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST

ALL I EVER WANTED

All I ever wanted Was to see you smiling I know that I love you Oh baby why don't you see? All I ever wanted Was to see you smiling All I ever wanted Was to make you mine I know that I love you Oh bab...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:57:00 PST

OH, SING FOR ME AGAIN

Will you carry me down the aisle that final dayWith your tears and cold hands shaking from the weightWhen you lower me down beneath that sky of grayLet the rain fall down and wash away your painFor ev...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:46:00 PST

BEST OF LUCK

Don't touch Don't look Don't think Best of luck She tried as hard as she could But she knew it wasn't good enough and wouldn't ever be So she had to start hiding how she felt But she loved h...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:37:00 PST

SLOW DOWN

WHAT AM I DOING?
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

EXTRA SPACE

Don't play me for the fool Even though i'm just the fool for you I'll turn into a mess...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

I SEE THE SKY

She held the world upon a stringBut she didn’t ever hold meSpun the stars on her fingernailsBut it never made her happyCause she couldn’t ever have meShe said she won the world a...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

THINK OF YOU

Just to put your mind at ease You don’t owe me anything You paid me well in memories
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

TOP TEN OF 2007

10. MAYDAY PARADE - A LESSON IN ROMANTICS09. ANGELS AND AIRWAVES - I EMPIRE08. THE CHARIOT - THE FIANCEE07. EVERY TIME I DIE - THE BIG DIRTY06. MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER - II05. STILL REMAINS -...
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

SHE

HAS IT ALL AND I NEED IT.
Posted by M A Y D E R ! on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST