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Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

About Me

Some of my philosophies, to clue you in on who I am:
-There are virtually NO circumstances under which violence between humans is acceptable.
-Honesty and generosity are the two big things we need to survive as a society.
-Proficiency in any skill or discipline is fantastic, but doesn't make you any more valuable a person.
-Everyone's sphere of influence extends at least as far as his or her arm. Don't let that power go to waste...

My Interests

Skiing, Sailing, Acting, Art, Poetry, Anime, Ultimate Frisbee, Music, Movies, Intellectual Conversations, Being On Stage, Going Against the Flow and laughing at Normies, Vampires, Root Beer, Canada, Independent Film, Photography, Cooking/Baking, Debate, Poking Dead Things w/ a Stick
In truth, my biggest interest is stories. Stories in general. I don't care what form they're in: Television, Books, Movies, Mythology, Video Games, Porno even (though that is rare)!
If a story can be told with enthralling, believable, moving characters, and an attention-grabbing plot, I'm into it.
This is why I feel American audiences should open their horizons, particularly to things like Japanese Anime, which relies heavily on the same principles and devices as classic Mythology and even Shakespeare.

I'd like to meet:

Here's a hint: If you think you're special because you've read 1984, don't shop at Wal-Mart, wear clothes out of a dumpster, or only eat organic food, you're not worth my time.
Also, if you're one of those dickholes who get puffed up about how important a "good, firm handshake" or the "correct" stance when taking an induction oath is, stay away from me. There are far more important things in life and I just can't bother with you.
Otherwise, anybody who's got something interesting to say and can get over themselves long enough to actually have a conversation (and not a lecture) is welcome.

Music:


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Goo Goo Dolls (see above, circa 1991)
Bob Schneider
Jack Johnson
Yoko Kanno
O.A.R.
Eyeshine
They Might Be Giants
mindgame
Genesis
Reel Big Fish

Movies:

Big Fish
Rent
The Truman Show
Flesh Gordon
Fight Club
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Super Troopers
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Nausicaa

Television:

Last Exile
Fullmetal Alchemist
Scrapped Princess
Mythbusters
Other stuff, too

Books:

Authors:
John Steinbeck
Terry Pratchett
Joseph Campbell
Michael Crichton
Ernest Hemingway
Douglas Adams
Robert Heinlein
Philip K. Dick
Orson Scott Card
Books:
The Art of Voice Acting
Everything Bad Is Good For You
Of Mice And Men
Ender's Game
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
One Lonely Night
The Art of Happiness

Heroes:

Crispin Freeman
Johnny Yong Bosch
Steven Jay Blum
Steve Staley
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Douglas Swaney Knudson Albers Orr Stikkelberger Thompson
Birthday: March 10, 1987 - The Day The Earth Belched Fritos
Birthplace: St. Olaf Hospital, Austin, MN
Current Location: Salt Lake Shitty, Youtah
Eye Color: Green, I'm going to say
Hair Color: Brown with itty shreds of red. Pretty friggin' dark brown, in any case
Height: 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Norwegian, German, and God. That's right, I'm a Viking Jesus. Accept it.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black sneakers
Your Weakness: Big puppy dog eyes (Brown ones, especially)
Your Fears: Isolation, insignificance, SARS
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find myself at the right school, whether that's here or not.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aghj
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wow. . . Kind of lonely.
Your Best Physical Feature: Shit, I don't know. Eyes is such a cliche answer. Mind you, I like 'em, but let's be a bit different. So. . . my abs. I have it on good faith from a credible source that they kick ass.
Your Bedtime: Midnight-1:30ish
Your Most Missed Memory: The Protestant Reformation
Pepsi or Coke: I like them both!
MacDonalds or Burger King: TRIPLE WHOPPER WITH CHEESE!
Single or Group Dates: Single. Intimate conversation roxors my soxors.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nope.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate pretty much rules.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, more often. I mean, I like the Cappy, but I don't walk that road very often.
Do you Smoke: Fuxor, no!
Do you Swear: From time to time. . . poon.
Do you Sing: Heheheh, oh yeah!
Do you Shower Daily: I do.
Have you Been in Love: I have, and am, and it's pretty frickin' great.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah. . . I do, but not necessarily any specific one. I'm in a weird mindset right now.
Do you want to get Married: I do.
Do you belive in yourself: Yippers.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope. I ain't no punk!
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure. 7.5/10. Suits me fine.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Absodamnlutely. I mean, shit, I'm MySpace pals with my mom. Does it get any closer?
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do. They're fun, in a weird sort of way.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope. Drums. ;-)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nopers
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have. I'd like to go on another one, but I don't know if it's in the cards.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Um. . . Probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not really, but I'm probably auditioning tonight!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh, god no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Um. . . not as far as I know.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I'm virtuous (relatively, anyway)
Ever been Drunk: Ho, yeah. Apparently someone has muffins on her head.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but in a sexy, playful sort of way
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, several times. Don't anymore, though!
How do you want to Die: Screaming.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sane, healthy, and getting paid to repeat the voices I hear in my head.
What country would you most like to Visit: Pretty much any and all.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: I can groove to either.
Height: Tall enough. I really don't discriminate.
Weight: Not Greg. As long as she's healthy, and in good proportions, I'm cool.
Best Clothing Style: Scant.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What constitutes "drug," anyway?
Number of CDs I own: A bunch.
Number of Piercings: None, at the moment. My earlobe grew shut.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing major. I do regret not being as supportive to certain people as I could have been. . . particularly when I was complicating the situation. But hey! It all works out in the end. . for the most part.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!..

My Blog

Creativity Can't be Forced!

I don't have a choice.  I NEED to be inspired to do this project.  How the hell cam I going to do that?I've tried EVERYTHING over the past few weeks, from meditation to brainstorming session...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

This is frickin' ODD. Must be December.

    I suddenly find myself with a strange urge.I want to go camping.  Like RIGHT NOW.  I wanna go out, pitch a tent, and curl up in a thick, comfy, sleeping bag, huddling in t...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

More Thoughts

    Whoo.  So "Shape of Things" opened tonight, and went AWESOME!  That put me in a great mood.But, as this show is incredibly thought-provoking and cerebral, my brain is in "...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

"The Shape of Things" by Neil Labute

    Here's my obligatory plug.  Deal with it.Wednesday, November 15, 2006.  Westminster College and Wasatch Theatre Company are bringing the world Neil Labute's brilliant play...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

I feel like a girl. . .

Boredom and stress have led me to fill out this survey.  Enjoy.-------------------------------------------Yes or No!Kissed someone on your top 8/16/24?YesDanced in front of your mirror naked?Noev...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:05:00 PST

Soundtrack

Lame, but I figured "why not?"IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press ...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

Damn, dude. . .

It's 6 AM.  I just sat up all night talking to Art Eggertsen, the founder of ProBar (wacky, whole food, health food sort of things).  The guy, whose preppy frat boy appearance disguises his ...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST

Uncle Tiffany in the Motherfuckin' House! What!

Glad that got your attention.  Now, on to bigger and better things.I bring fantastic news.  I have been selected to play the lead role in Neil Labute's "The Shape of Things" here at Westmins...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

Man. . .

Man, I need to travel more.   There are a lot of places I've never been.I want to check out Boston, Washington DC, Los Angeles (before I move there, if/when indeed I do), New York, I even wa...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

Aaahhh. . . . It hurts so GOOD. . . .

Man, this is gonna be an interesting time.Starting yesterday, my roommates Brian and Tom (along with myself) have begun a fairly rigorous exercise regimen.Every night, Sunday-Friday (and maybe Saturda...
Posted by Matt "Hot Damn" Thompson on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST