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pop a midol and shut-the-fuck-up

About Me


• i am a straight up brat at her best (a very lovable one ;P) • i'm a coooooool ass, laid back, whatever kinda chick • i'm sick of people asking me if i had a boob job. NO I HAVE NEVER HAD A FUCKING BOOB JOB (my boobs are just perky) • i'm very forgiving (unless i've lost all trust) • i have a loud laugh and a loud voice you can hear clear across the building (NO lie) • i am a FIRM believer of everything happens for a reason (whether it be a bad reason or a good reason) • i like to walk around the house with my shorts and boots on • i'm quite the jokester (and i don't take shit personal) • i love mac n cheese like no other human being on this fucking planet (trust) • i'm prone to hurting myself (i swear things just always run in to me =P) • i think that colored contacts should be worn by NOBODY • i am ALLLLL about self maintenance (maintaining oneself. NOT do everything yourself) • i love feeling giddy • i'm blunt as hell (so blunt some could confuse it with being rude) • i am a complete optimist (i steer clear of negative people) • i trip myself out (i'm really funny i swear! haha) • if i'm not nice to you it's prolly cause i don't know you (idiot) • i can't stay mad for more than 5 minutes (if you leave me alone. or make me mac n cheeseeee!! true story ) • i'm ALWAYS d.f.w (i don't get bored easily) • i think that waxing is the BEST thing that's happen to us women (for reeezy!) • i'm a freakin carnivore (GOTTA have meat in my food) • i don't have a filter in my head so ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that pops in mind comes right out of my mouth (literally) • i don't keep anything bottled up inside (actually not capable of doing so) • i've got the absolute worst pubic hair phobia (it actually sent chills down my spine typing it! eww!) • i have enough panties and socks to last me 2-3 months (lol or more) • i build a fortress of pillows around me when i sleep (if alone) • i love to travel • i'm VERY happy-go-lucky • i can eat lunch/dinner type of foods for breakfast (haha, i know..) • i'm initially very shy (believe it or not) • my phone and my camera are 2 things you dare not take away from me • my favorite food and my weakness is pasta (ANY and EVERY dish) • nothing you say or do can shock me (seen or heard it all) • i'm wayyy too easily amused (and i'm always laughing about something) • i'll usually only crave ice cream when its freezing outside (if i ever even crave it) • i love good surprises!! • i'm a sucker for big pretty eyes or dimples • i'm the biggest daddys girl • i have a huuuge huge heart • i've got zero patience for dumb ass drivers • i don't get embarassed • i'm very spoiled by the men in my life (i heart them to death!) • i'm extremely understanding/openminded (and i view from all perspectives) • i'm a gotdamn per·fec·tion·ist • i'm pretty easy to get to know (i keep everything on the surface) • i love relations • i'm very much unpredictable • i like to be forced to step out of my comfort zone • i can't explain it but quite oftenly i have conversations to myself in my head (yes, seriously) • mom says someone needs to buy me a new attitude • i'm definately NOT the jealous type and i'm not at all insecure • i LOVE gummy bears (and most other gummy candies) • i'm like the whitest asian girl ever (my family is very americanized) • i hate roses with a passion i'd actually throw it back at you if givin to me (win me over with orchids) • i'm very supportive, honest and loyal (especially to those i love) • my mind and my actions are freakin' random - my dad and i text eachother regularly (i think it's the cutest thing ever) • i love my friends (very much) • i absolutely LOVE the smell of gasoline (but i HATE pumping gas!) • im an unconscious spender • i'm forever changing my hair color and i can pout like no other •....

My Interests

gettin' dolled up and dolling YOU up! working out. laughing so hard it hurts my fuckin' stomach. pinkytoasty!. pretty faces. my teacup yorkie and all other yorkies. intimate moments shared with quality friends or that somebody. taking naps after waking up too early. being full AND satisfied (cause being full but not satisfied is doo doo!)oh, and PIGGY BACK RIDES!!

I'd like to meet:

i've got a freakishly HUGE crush on the geico lizard. no lie.

P.S. if i don't know you i WILL NOT add you. ANNNNDD post a fuckin flyer in my comments and that shit WILL get deleted. I FREAKIN' HATE WHEN PEOPLE POST FLYERS AS IF I DONT ALREADY SEE THAT BULLSHIT IN MY BULLETINS!

Music:

frou frou. ingrid michaelson. hello goodbye. enon. erasure. the veronicas. metric. angus and julia stone. bloc party. peaches. the postal service. the blow. depeche mode. new young pony club. the roots. beatles. gwen stefani. megndia. and soooo much more!

Movies:

my ALLTIME favorite movie is Dumb N Dumber..if you share the same love for that movie, then you are alllll-right =) but i also like other comedies. chick flicks. drama. oh, and esp. movies based on true stories!

Television:

the office . americas next top model . greys anatomy . rob and big . the real world . deal or no deal . desperate housewives . fear factor. everybody loves raymond . i love lucy . wife swap . cooking shows . animal planet . most fuckin' reality shows damnit.

Books:

do magazines count? i straight have a.d.d., i'll lose focus if there aren't a ton of pictures! =P

Heroes:

my wonderfulllll parents! =)

My Blog

GOOOOOD FORTUNE =)

the last fortune cookie i had read: "Taking a chance at something new in the near future will pay off" well, i've been thinking and talking about it for the past 2 years+. i've dreamed about it a mill...
Posted by "°ONION bOOty°" on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:07:00 PST