I'm trying to kick the habit of eatting my own poo. Mom and dad get PISSED when i do that. I love to run around super fast and do tricks mid air. Beemer will never catch me. He's fat. I like to chase squirrels around the backyard and when Sculley and Mulder came down to play I just try to keep away from them b/c they get me all slobbered up and sit on me. I've been practicing jumping on the fence lately and i've almost made it to the top! I can only do it when I'm super duper excited though! I love to hide my treats and then dig them up when it rains and bring them inside to eat, they are SO GOOD when they are all slimy and wet.
Bitches, and some dudes too.
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Blood Thirsty Dictator
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? DOG
What is your name? Bentley
What other nicknames do you have? Bent, B, NO SIR!
What is your favorite treat? Peanut Butter Bones
What would your owner describe you as? Smart, Patient, Loyal
What is the funniest thing you have done? I do BMX tricks
What is the bravest thing you have done? Walked in the Heart Walk...it was 3 miles long!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yep
Are you a social animal? Yep
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Well...sometimes i like to eat tissues
Are you friendly? HECK YES!
Are you overweight? Nope
Do you like warm milk? What is milk?
Do you eat cheese? What is cheese?
Do you eat bugs? I love dried up worms.
Do you live with other animals? Beemer, my brother
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Even Steven
Do you like to exercise? I love walks!
Do you like car rides? LOVE CAR RIDES!!!
Do you get into stuff? I'm a good boy, I listen well.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? My dad works from home, but when mom gets home I go crazy!!!!
Do you like to swim? Never tried it, I lead a sheltered life.
Do you chase laser pen dots? What is that???
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? MOMMMY!!!!!!
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