Well hello, I am just a twenty-something, filth-slinging, love-mongering, 80's power ballad-lovin', boy-preyin' kind of chap. I don't believe in God and I think that anything esoteric is kind of shady, lame bullshit as well. Lots of people make me angry by way of their ridiculous beliefs and opinions or their hideous clothing and bad hair. I probably should have read more books by this point in my life, but I haven't because I am easily distracted. I don't think I have ADD, but I hope that I do, otherwise I might just be lazy. I am 25 and I still love string cheese and jello. Hipsters make me feel violent yet I admire their sheer focus. I grew up in a fictional Victorian town filled with hippies and I think that might be why I fucking hate hippies, especially ones from fictional Victorian towns. I recently graduated from WWU with a degree in sociology so I GOT MY EYE ON YOU MOTHER FUCKER! I just moved to Seattle which has been a very desirable destination for me for a terribly long time. I work at my favorite bar. My friends make me so happy I almost pee a little just thinking about them. I put on shows sometimes when for some reason the stars are aligned correctly and my shit is together. If you would like to check out my music and comedy or to further investigate as to whether or not I would make a good addition to your myspace friendships/bedroom stop by my official website at www.evanpuckett.com
Have I said...too much?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan Alexander Puckett
Birthday: April 24, 1981
Birthplace: Van Neys California
Current Location: Seattle, WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: five to seven shades of blond
Height: 6'2" I'm a tall drink of water ;)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german,welsh,cherokee,scotish all kids of shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: some ancient black and white new balances
Your Most Missed Memory: where I set the baby...hmmm...I wonder...
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke, HOLLA!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Um, MacDonalds. Burger King is for meth heads
Single or Group Dates: prefer single, but group can be fun especially if someone remembers the blow
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea is also for meth heads
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, cafe vita, mutha fucker! yeah!
Do you Smoke: only cocks
Do you Swear: Is a cocksucking mother fucking duck's cunt ass water tight?
Do you Sing: like an armada of dark angels
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: oh gay...yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that shit
Do you want to get Married: I would like the option and I would like to register at a liquor store
Do you belive in yourself: to an unhealthy degree
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I fuck
Do you think you are Attractive: on my good days I think I am S-M-O-K-I-N!
Are you a Health Freak: save for the binge drinking and several shady dietary pleasures, more or less
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, but do they get along with me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I have someone to cuddle with and squeeze while I freak out, yes I love them
Do you play an Instrument: a shit ton: guitar,piano,musical saw,synth,drum/bass(machine hehe)and the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: probably more than water
In the past month have you Smoked: I have had a few drags off some ciggies, gross
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I don't know where YOU pick up tricks!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do I look like some sad fatty bitch with a Winnie the Pooh windbreaker? fuck no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate the shit out of sushi in the past month. OMEGA 3s!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopey dopey
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it is fucking cold out yo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts and the scene at large
Ever been Drunk: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you keep me young.
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the fifth
How do you want to Die: In a Kill Billish sword fight with Uma Thurman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a trophy husband with a fat rock
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: anything but red. blond and brown is hot
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: I am 6'2" so not terribly shorter than me. a boy likes to be dominated every now and then at least
Weight: trim, tight and yummy as all get out
Best Clothing Style: I like a fag with good taste. no brown shoes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. wait, is black tar heroin a drug?? j/k gross
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: that is a loaded question. I REGRET NOTHING!
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