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Jess

Everything in moderation...Especially moderation...

About Me

...And I wouldn't scream out, "Stella!!!", but rather go to her closet, smell the scent of her freshly worn dress, and weep a mumbly, "Stell(er), Oh, Stell(er) and a tear drops, devastatingly, to the dresser. (Huge laugh.) Yeah, right, I'd scream louder for my Stell. ...I really can't stand the predictability of EVERYthing. It's like some sort of sick joke. People and their "personalities." Christ, I could cut you right out of some pop magazine article. No, I'm charming, really. I work for the local electric company...this has spawned new thought into my brain as to the reason for mediocrity...At first I thought it had something to do with the industrial revolution, but it has more to do with electricity...that harnessed nature element which makes living far too easy. If mere survival is easy, then there can be no high/true art, despite what the critics tell you. What is born out of this modern electrical age, however, is a new kind of art...a "What now?" kind of art. Previously, nature itself was man's antagonist...and still is to a much slighter degree...but what is man's antogonist now but other men? At any rate, I'm tired and it's all harmonious when you look at the big picture...like some sort of musical ensemble...Melody, counter melody, etc...Life wags on in a horrible, beautiful, necessary kind of way...But don't worry, another mere hundred years and we won't have to worry abut the fucker anymore...Notorious scenes 3-4

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My Interests

Drinking anything so long as it's got alcohol - innit. But that's not true, I'm sort of a purist when it comes to drinking. For instance, I can't tolerate coffee/espresso/alcholic drinks. It's either one or the other. Some kind of iced espresso vodka concoction would be fine, but I can't tolerate the thought of a hot liquered drink. Makes me boil.I also enjoy eating good food, and during these winter months I surround myself with fruit from the tropical regions. Mangos, pineapples, papayas, figs...I also enjoy Thai food this time of year, but I was dissappointed by my recent panang curry purchase because it was far too thick, too bogged down in it's own lush coconut milk. I always find myself returning to simplicity with a piece of fresh bread, basil, and salt and peppered tomatoes.

I'd like to meet:

I had a dream once several years ago when I was working as a pump jockey at a service station...I dreamt that I met Val Kilmer. I was like, "Hey Val" and Val was like, "Hey Man," and it wasn't too exciting. Hell, we're all just people.What Really Happens to Child Stars

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Music:

Lisa Ekdahl - It Had To Be You

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Add to My Profile | More Videos Pretty much everything so long as it's good and that also includes bad music that is good.

Movies:

James Dean & Paul Newman Screen Test

Add to My Profile | More Videos The Hustler. And some others. I also keep going back to Affliction. In Afflcition, Nick Nolte plays Nick Nolte, a primitive Gorilla man caught in a life of manners which he is unaccustomed to. Personal desire vs what is right. I think it's a good example of how evolution will forever haunt us. After viewing it each time, I come away with the same thought...To be good and to be saintly is not to be man because there is no man...Only monkey. I also think I H Huckabees is a kind of universal masterwork. It takes itself so lightly one can't help but to adore it.Little Miss Sunshine...A critically acclaimed moving picture...Rubbish. Complete garbage. There was no truth to it. I didn't give a shit about anybody in the film, especially the fat brat with illusions of grandeur. Far too idealistic and petty.

Television:

Whatever vision is being relayed. I espec. like the fucked up Baldwin brother's religious show.

Books:

Seriously, I don't read books anymore. I have trouble focusing my eyes on small print. But I do enjoy the comics.

Heroes:

There are no heroes in the modern age. Wait, aren't heroes fictitious?

My Blog

Bizarre foods w/Zimmerman...

K, look, I'm a touch of a foodie too, but you's gots to draw the line somewhere......That guy'll proudly eat anything. What the fuck is that? Hey, who cares, let's cook it and EAT IT!Even my buddy B...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:40:00 PST

Fucking Indjians...

...Or...On the dangers of Sacred Rites...It's astounding that the pricks who killed that poor whale, my friend, claim it's their right to do such a thing because they're Natives. Yes, that's right, a...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

New Musical...

Like none you've ever seen...Basically, I'll be in a brothel, playing piano and singing. There isn't much dialogue except for me singing. It's going to be a very action oriented art piece. But real...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

Box of Almaden...And Shark Week Begins...

Funny, on the box of Mountain Chablis it says "34 5 ounce servings." Does that mean that I alone, am as strong as 34 ordinary people......Perhaps I have the thirst of 34 people......And today is star...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:35:00 PST

Save Me From Myself...Aawe, KORN...You twit...

And his book title reads:Save Me From Myself: How I found God, quit Korn, kicked drugs, and lived to tell my story.Gush darling, gush. Replacement theory confirmed, thanks much Korn fuck.One of thos...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

People, espec. funny ones we know SO well...

Talk shows, shows, people, etc...Leno, Letterman, the Scottish guy, Colbert, John Stewart, Kimmel, Corolla...None of it's funny anymore...Why? Because they're grown men...Something bothers me about t...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Women w/ moustaches...

I just saw one. In fact, I always seem to encounter a woman w/a moustache and sideburns that would make most men envious......Care to peruse...?Just take a trip to the local 7-11 in Arlington...You w...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

Private Profiles...

Look, if your like 14 or 15 years old, or even 16, I get it, right...But what the bloody fuck...18 year olds, 23 year olds, 28 year olds, 40 year olds, you've got to be kidding me? Maybe there's too ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

And FUCK Marilyn Manson...

...Go to the desert, get a fuckin' tan...Stop being petty and trite...You're such a fuck wad..."Oh, but he's so smart," they say...Yeah...That's why he's dressed as a fuck-up because he knows that he ...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST

If I were to Jihad...

Jihad is the best verb in the world, btw...I'd target Bob Saget. He needs to die.This is a death threat, Bob.Arrest me, I need to find meaning in a life devoid of it...I will TAPE a firecracker to my...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:16:00 PST