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jake

alucard187

About Me


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

First of all, I don't know why anyone would be so presumptuous to think that I’d want to “meet” anyone on myspace. This website is full of crooks and racketeers… you know who I’m talking about. I’m talking about the myspace whores. They’re like the mob. Yes. 1920, Italian… mob. I’m glad you finally get it. Anyways, instead of hijacking truckloads of cigarettes like they were mofioso, these myspace whores are trying to hijack truckloads of internet penis. Don’t get me going.

Music:

A couple bands come to mind.

Movies:

The Royal Tennebaums, The Life Aqautic, City Of Darkness, Igby Goes Down , Irreversible, Pi, Boondock Saints, Rules of Attraction, Little Miss Sunshine, Amelie, Elling, City of God, Life is Beautiful, The Science of Sleep, Good Bye Lenin!, Run Lola Run, Talk To Her, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko , Akira ,

Television:

freaks and geeks

Books:

Anything to do with wolves.

Heroes:

Batman